goodbye all, thanks anyway.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
mental note
must remember to hire firemans uniform when I attend a munch

note to self ................... remember to put "fireman" in front of name at next login.
wave

Andy, and :welcome: to the Towers, noticed you were pretty quick in working out how to post pictures on here, well done m8 you even outstripped some of our resident geeks. wink

Donâ€™t worry too much about the ravishing females on here, they are all pretty harmless really... (well most of them) :shock:
Hope you enjoy the site and remember ................ the search button is your friend :shock: :shock: :shock: feckin hell, I remembered.........
You have joined the greatest swinging community in the UK â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ but you have also signed into the Hotel California
All the best mate
drinkies

:cheers: :beer:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
Donâ€™t worry too much about the ravishing females on here, they are all pretty harmless really... (well most of them) :shock:

HARMLESS

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: whip

:whip: :whip:

11 Sep 2005

Girls!!.i am well in there .......I have two :shock: :shock:
Ill put in a word for you all wink

:wink:
Debs on a misstion

11 Sep 2005

I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

11 Sep 2005

cheers for the nice reply Pete, I've leant how to photobucket and stuff from some other sites, I must admit, I do feel a bit scared almost of all this femail attention at once, it's a bit of a shock!lol. But I feel my Mo Jo is getting stronger!

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Girls!!.i am well in there .......I have two :shock: :shock:
Ill put in a word for you all :wink:
Debs on a misstion

Kaz is sulking ffs 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on hun, share, after all I did rub shower gel all over you :wink:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Ill put in a word for you all :wink:

I hope your not telling fibs confused

:wink:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

:lol: no otherwise I may start :spit: wink

11 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Girls!!.i am well in there .......I have two :shock: :shock:
Ill put in a word for you all :wink:
Debs on a misstion

Kaz is sulking ffs 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on hun, share, after all I did rub shower gel all over you :wink:
OOOO theres loads of him to go around BIG BOY! :wink: :wink:

HornyRed Posted:
I hope your not telling fibs

what me tell fibs!! :shock: never

11 Sep 2005

wooooah, ladies, there's lots of me available, (I can't believe I'm typing this, it's never happened to me before, women all pining after mw like this, well chuffed, but trying to act cool!) PM me if ya fancy a chat, am I allowed to post my email addy on here?
andy

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
what me tell fibs!! :shock: never

Dont make me do it Debs wink

:rotflmao:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by FiremanAndy
this is so flattering ( and a great confidence booster!) , sorry all, but I'm just a normal guy under the uniform, pleasae don't get to excited! I'll try and post a pic up, It's a cheesy uniform one too!

!!
Welcome to SH Towers Andy.
The Fire Station's round the back. I've been waiting for the crew to start arriving! wink

ES (Ex FireFighter) :thumbup:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

OK, how about ........... Mostly harmless?
activate cloaking device bolt

11 Sep 2005

Oh yes, the might tabard! bet you remeber "time of whistle" and all that!

11 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

what me tell fibs!! :shock: never

Dont make me do it Debs wink

:rotflmao:
PIG!..take this

11 Sep 2005

Quote by FiremanAndy
Oh yes, the might tabard! bet you remeber "time of whistle" and all that!

Yep,of course but I always felt it was a bit of a joke in the sense that 207 Bars could get used up mighty quick when you're working hard in heat, so the notional 10mins warning was best regarded as being what you wanted to hear as you stepped out of the job and collected your tally!
Job satisfaction! :P
Good luck. I think you'll have lots of fun here! wink

11 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

:lol: no otherwise I may start :spit: wink

KAZ IS HARMLESS rolleyes

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

:lol: no otherwise I may start :spit: wink

KAZ IS HARMLESS rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

:lol: no otherwise I may start :spit: wink

KAZ IS HARMLESS rolleyes

maybe one day I'll find out! biggrin

oh, and eagerslut, we have 300 bar now! That's 56 mins! although I'm allways out after 30, being 6'3" in all that heat really kills!

11 Sep 2005

HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I take it you don't want to be known as harmless kez

:lol: no otherwise I may start :spit: wink

KAZ IS HARMLESS rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
urgggggggghhhhhhh
kaz has changed her name to kaz_spits :cry: :cry: :cry: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
come here I'll show you harmless :sparring: :sparring:

:smackbottom: whip

:whip:

:boxing: :boxing: biggrin

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

OI!! you just be carefull poke

as after the shoeshops have closed tomorrow.............. us girls going to hit you over the head with emm

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

OI!! you just be carefull poke

as after the shoeshops have closed tomorrow.............. us girls going to hit you over the head with emm
i'll be well on my way to safety by the time you've bent down to unfasten them, grandma flipa

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

OI!! you just be carefull poke

as after the shoeshops have closed tomorrow.............. us girls going to hit you over the head with emm
i'll be well on my way to safety by the time you've bent down to unfasten them, grandma flipa

thems fighting words meaty..... :boxing: I'm buying some boots with steel toe caps just for the occasion lol

:lol:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

OI!! you just be carefull poke

as after the shoeshops have closed tomorrow.............. us girls going to hit you over the head with emm
i'll be well on my way to safety by the time you've bent down to unfasten them, grandma flipa

right war time girls!
meet here at hours
Misstion!!............. is to beat the crap out of meaty! :twisted:

11 Sep 2005

i'll just show you a picture of a fire engine and the floor will be awash with slippery secreations, and i'm bringing my canoe

11 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming! bolt

11 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming! bolt

my normally piss poor memory does have an special section for promised pints drinkies

oh, and i think its spelt 'Girls Cummin'

11 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming! bolt

You bet we are coming !!!..................right girls got another to
arrrrr you dident no that are shoes can change in to secret weapons now did you..better run whalst you you have lol

:lol:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming! bolt

<<<<<<<<<< drags eager back by his hose ;) and beats him over the head with a steel toe cap boot and one of debs