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goodbye all, thanks anyway.

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Jeez, I wanted an early night aswell, thanks for asll your kind comments, night all,
Andy
Quote by Debbiewebs
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming! bolt

You bet we are coming !!!..................right girls got another to
arrrrr you dident no that are shoes can change in to secret weapons now did you..better run whalst you you have lol :lol:
im running debs, now lets see you run after me without knocking yourself out with your 'weapons of mass erections'
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kaz has changed her name to kaz_spits :cry: :cry: :cry: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:

Nooooooooooooo ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Welcome to the asylum Andy.
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this is so flattering ( and a great confidence booster!)redface , sorry all, but I'm just a normal guy under the uniform, pleasae don't get to excited! I'll try and post a pic up, It's a cheesy uniform one too!

Why does your uniform have a draughts board on the front??????????
equi-princess xxx
Jeez, I go awol for a night and a real life fireman arrives sillyhwoar: :bounce: :bounce:
(HR, your jungle drums aren't loud enough!! lol )
Hello Andy :rascal:
Another fireman lover here (well, working on being a fireman lover :twisted: )
Eager.............keep talking all that fireman talk.............its turning me on wink hump
Fee
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cough cough Girls!!!..................me thinks that this little fire man is a naughty pic collector
Bad boy smackbottom
Girls we are not having it!................. right if he dares to show him self i will get hold of his hoze ...........and you girls get hold of his Helmit :rascal: :thumbup:
Quote by Debbiewebs
right if he dares to show him self i will get hold of his hoze ...........and you girls get hold of his Helmit :rascal: :thumbup:

I'm watching out for him Debs........................
...........................his helmet will wonder whats hit it :shock: :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
right if he dares to show him self i will get hold of his hoze ...........and you girls get hold of his Helmit :rascal: :thumbup:

I'm watching out for him Debs........................
...........................his helmet will wonder whats hit it :shock: :twisted:
Fee
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cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:
Quote by Debbiewebs
cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:

Don't worry Debs, he'll never get away from us :borg:
And once we catch him, we'll.....................................well, what will we do to him ?? poke
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:

Don't worry Debs, he'll never get away from us :borg:
And once we catch him, we'll.....................................well, what will we do to him ?? poke
Fee
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string him up by his hoze!... :bounce: .........and polish his helmit with sand paper! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs

cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:

Don't worry Debs, he'll never get away from us :borg:
And once we catch him, we'll.....................................well, what will we do to him ?? poke
Fee
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string him up by his hoze!... :bounce: .........and polish his helmit with sand paper! :twisted: :twisted:
ouch!
remind me never to upset you webbie lol :lol:
ummm, welcome Andy I think confused
Quote by Kit

cheers babes!.............. us girls have to stick togather on this! :thumbup:

Don't worry Debs, he'll never get away from us :borg:
And once we catch him, we'll.....................................well, what will we do to him ?? poke
Fee
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string him up by his hoze!... :bounce: .........and polish his helmit with sand paper! :twisted: :twisted:
ouch!
remind me never to upset you webbie lol :lol:
ummm, welcome Andy I think confused
KIT babes.............sent you a pm! :thumbup:
and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:
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and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
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and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
I'm being very nice really considering :wink: :twisted:
Quote by sexyfella
and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
No its this bad
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and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
No its this bad
i think it might be time for fireman to find the exit and not return
sorry
Quote by equi-princess

Why does your uniform have a draughts board on the front??????????
equi-princess xxx
It's a B.A.C.O.'s tabard equi.
B.A.C.O. is an acronym for Breathing Apparatus Control Officer. The tabard is to identify the firefighter carrying out this function on the fireground. Entry control is part of the procedures involved in wearing B.A. (Breathing Apparatus) which have been developed primarily as safety procedures. The initial impetus for B.A. procedures originated from a fire at Smithfield meat market in London in the 1950s when 5 firefighters were killed searching a basement level. At the time no procedures existed for wearing B.A.
Basically they were unable to find their way out of a cold store room and died when they ran out of air and suffocated in the toxic basements of the building were heavily smoke-logged at the time. :cry: :cry:
On a lighter note, 'course if he lay on the ground you could try and play draughts on him! lol :lol:
ES

How am I doing Fee? wink :wink: kiss
Is it me or did the photo's that he has posted look like they were different people?? dunno
The guy in the pic wearing the tabbard looks about 45... Admittedly the other one does look as though it could be someone who is 28...
Shireen
Hi Fireman andy,
WOW youv'e certainly made a splash!!!! :shock:
Maybe it's time for another career change cool
Have fun mate :twisted:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Is it me or did the photo's that he has posted look like they were different people?? dunno
The guy in the pic wearing the tabbard looks about 45... Admittedly the other one does look as though it could be someone who is 28...
Shireen

I think this is a good question - the first pic looks like military helmet too, I think he has a pic of a military firefighter during the last fire strike - and that looks like a moustache, missing in the second pic. He knows about pump pressures, ladder weights etc., and is either real or military/ex-military!
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How am I doing Fee? wink :wink: kiss

Doin' good ES, doin' good :happy: :smoke:
Fee
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How am I doing Fee? wink :wink: kiss

Doin' good ES, doin' good :happy: :smoke:
Fee
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biggrin :D
Next question? :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Good by Andy so called fire man!
Quote by Debbiewebs
and I got it babes wink
allow me to retract my welcome Andy sweetie :kick:

is it that bad?
No its this bad
Well you did kinda jump in and chuck yourself at him - what's the poor lad to do??
Shireen, have to agree on the difference between the pics he's posted - they look like two different men.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Good by Andy so called fire man!
Aw, was the fireman not really a fireman !!!!
Well i'm not really an astronaut either to be honest !!
ha ha ha
I DID think that the pictures were different but didn't dare say anything in case everyone thought it was a case of sour grapes
Nigel
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Never mind ladies, all the old favourites are still here - is postie really a postman?
Are all the rest of the guys now sitting infront of thier monitors with that REALLY SMUG expression confused:
Or is it just me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: incoming ......................... bolt
Quote by Pete_sw
Are all the rest of the guys now sitting infront of thier monitors with that REALLY SMUG expression confused:
Or is it just me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: incoming ......................... bolt

I think some of the ladies will be, too.
Quote by Pete_sw
Are all the rest of the guys now sitting infront of thier monitors with that REALLY SMUG expression confused: Um,
YUP !!!! ha ha ha ha ha
Or is it just me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: incoming ......................... bolt
Quote by Pete_sw
Are all the rest of the guys now sitting infront of thier monitors with that REALLY SMUG expression confused:
Or is it just me rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: incoming ......................... bolt

Oh the sheer joy of it..... lol