Got to leave the site

16 Feb 2006

Its definately beggining to affect me :shock:
I went round my sisters last night and she was moaning about her 14 year old daughter. shes so untidy ,cant get her up for school etc etc
then she started on about how long she spends inthe shower...
Warwicks sister " I mean what on earth does she find to do in the shower for an hour"
( at this point I must point out the fact my sister is one of the most straight laced people I know)
warwick " shes probably having a wank " redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
I didnt mean to say it out loud :oops: :oops:
I fetched my coat rolleyes

anyway I blame you lot lol

:lol:

16 Feb 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just spat my breakfast all over me laptop now :rotflmao:

16 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just spat my breakfast all over me laptop now :rotflmao:

Good thing I finished breakfast before I read this.
: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Feb 2006

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for making me smile on a day when I'm stressed out....
Its the sort of thing I would probably say out loud without meaning to...LoL

16 Feb 2006

you should have seen her face lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
i dont think it a story that will be repeated at family gatherings somehow :lol:

16 Feb 2006

tut, trust you redface

16 Feb 2006

hehe blimey is that you struck off the christmas card list?

16 Feb 2006

Warwick
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

16 Feb 2006

Priceless. But I suppose it probably wasn't the best thing to have done. innocent

16 Feb 2006

Reading this reminds me of a semi-similar situation in which I wish I had just kept my mouth shut.
My partners sister has been trying for years to get pregnant by her husband, despite the tests and all the other things that they went through they had no success. Things began to get strained between them.
Cut a long story short the sister is very attractive and one evening when she popped over for Sunday lunch with us, mother and her best friend in tow, after a few to many bottles of wine thinking that I was been helpful I blurted out that I would be happy to offer my services to her.
To the mother, my girfriend, her sister and her friend it pretty much sounded like I was saying that I wanted to shag her (which I have always fantasized about) - anyway, uncomfortable hushed silence ensued, glaring looks from my then girlfriend, I promptley left the room.
:doh: :doh: innocent

16 Feb 2006

you feckin' twat!
me and gem have just this second logged in, saw the thread title, and chorussed Oh My God Nooooooooo! :shock:
how stupid do we feel? confused

oh . . gem just said "what a knob!" :shock: :?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG . . . now she's saying "wait till i get me hands on him!"
result! :P
neil x x x :P

16 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just spat my breakfast all over me laptop now :rotflmao:

That'll teach you to remember to swallow! lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Feb 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:gagged:
I think the Avatar says it all wink

phredd

18 Feb 2006

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh......................
Cough, splutter ..... beer ........... laptop ..... :shock: ..... errr are laptops dishwasher safe?
Good one Warwick ..

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Feb 2006

but more to the point...did she admit to it !!!!!

18 Feb 2006

i've just bugger me keyboard up lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Feb 2006

Quote by felixx1416
i've just bugger me keyboard

:shock: I didn't know that was possible dunno

18 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
i've just bugger me keyboard

:shock: I didn't know that was possible dunno

18 Feb 2006

Listen Pal - dont you dare leave unless it's to finally come and have that coffee with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I know just what you mean about the effect the 'community' can have on you!

19 Feb 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Listen Pal - dont you dare leave unless it's to finally come and have that coffee with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Too late Alex I've banned him, until he can decide who he is. wink

19 Feb 2006

omg though u was going then, then reaslised i've already replyed to this lmao

19 Feb 2006

Quote by davej
Listen Pal - dont you dare leave unless it's to finally come and have that coffee with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Too late Alex I've banned him, until he can decide who he is. wink

Which one of the three have you banned????
Oooooooo Dave - green does become you! ;)

19 Feb 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Oooooooo Dave - green does become you! ;)

Huh, you women - suckers fer a uniform - I dunno rolleyes

Well Warwick, my friend - you could always claim it was another Warwick , but I guess your sister might have trouble grasping that if she's not a regular about these parts.
Sounds like you've done them both a favour to me - mother had to be introduced to the concept of daughter's sexual awakening sometime - better sooner than later dunno

- 4 out of 10 fer style though!! rotflmao

19 Feb 2006

4 out of 10 choon, thats a bit much... I reckon about 2 out of 30 should just about cover it... taking into account the amount of shock I went into when reading the thread title! smile

At least you didn't offer to sell her daughter or the shower for some of the family goldfish! lol

Gem, x