Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
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Quote by mojobiker
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
Sex God
No advice Im afraid I too am adicted to San Andreas (Half Life 2 Pah)
Chris
Chris
Sex God
Have you started talking strange yet saying "Whats up dog" far too often....
Quote by pinkbubble
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
Quote by mojobiker
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
ooooooooooooooo someone after my own heart........................ :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
No advice Im afraid I too am adicted to San Andreas (Half Life 2 Pah)
Chris
Hey, don't be dissin' HL2... Tis an excellent game. Although I shall be getting San Andreas when it comes out on PC. Good game it may be, but I ain't getting a PS2 for it...
Good probably the best game ever made more like
Quote by mollyandchris
No advice Im afraid I too am adicted to San Andreas (Half Life 2 Pah)
Chris
Hey, don't be dissin' HL2... Tis an excellent game. Although I shall be getting San Andreas when it comes out on PC. Good game it may be, but I ain't getting a PS2 for it...
Good probably the best game ever made more like
Well, I shall have to wait and see whether it knocks HL2 from that spot...
Quote by mojobiker
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
Be careful you don't spill any eh.
Quote by zootle
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
Be careful you don't spill any eh.
Spill the drink of the gods....never you hear me cry!
Quote by pinkbubble
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
Im sorry, but nothing would come between me and masturbation, nothing........then again a nice cold pint of strongbow....................................................
I like to masturbate whilst drinking strongbow!
Be careful you don't spill any eh.
Spill the drink of the gods....never you hear me cry!
He never said he was talking about the Strongbow... :shock:
Quote by kinkyluton
ok the geek in me made me buy this game...its only a tiny part of geekness tho,just above my bum cheek...
i do find i say u cant see me more often..
have you all been in th cop shop and found the purple dido yet..hahav that was like so funny for 4 mins of my life..
would you mind if i inspected the little bit of geekness, maybe there is still something we can do about it???
Quote by pinkbubble
ok the geek in me made me buy this game...its only a tiny part of geekness tho,just above my bum cheek...
i do find i say u cant see me more often..
have you all been in th cop shop and found the purple dido yet..hahav that was like so funny for 4 mins of my life..
would you mind if i inspected the little bit of geekness, maybe there is still something we can do about it???
corse you can darling...bring the nurse outfit with ya...if u going do a job u might as well do it proper..
Quote by pinkbubble
ok the geek in me made me buy this game...its only a tiny part of geekness tho,just above my bum cheek...
i do find i say u cant see me more often..
have you all been in th cop shop and found the purple dido yet..hahav that was like so funny for 4 mins of my life..
would you mind if i inspected the little bit of geekness, maybe there is still something we can do about it???
I'm afraid it's too late for me... I'm all geek. :shock:
Quote by flapjackboy
ok the geek in me made me buy this game...its only a tiny part of geekness tho,just above my bum cheek...
i do find i say u cant see me more often..
have you all been in th cop shop and found the purple dido yet..hahav that was like so funny for 4 mins of my life..
would you mind if i inspected the little bit of geekness, maybe there is still something we can do about it???
I'm afraid it's too late for me... I'm all geek. :shock:
sigh........................... oh dear a womans work is never done
Quote by mojobiker
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
I had this problem during my last pregnancy with Gran Tourismo 2.... unfortunately I don't have a PS2 so can't get my teeth into GT3 in the same way :cry:
(PS if anyone would care to donate a PS2 to a bored pregnant woman... it would be more than welcome
) Ok so I was in a nightclub last Friday and spent most of the evening with some guy going on and on and on about how great the game was and how it alll worked (yes he mentioned the giant pink dildo - apparently some of your GF like it and some don't). He also reconed he read somewhere that the game takes three years to complete everything!!!
I am still playing the old GTA..!! So I guess I can afford to wait for it to get to the PC.
I am still playing the old GTA..!! So I guess I can afford to wait for it to get to the PC.
Quote by mojobiker
Hi all. Haven't posted for so long cos I got the new game!!! Call me sad, geek, dweeb...... I haven't slept for about 3 weeks and am starting to hallucinate. Can someone offer me advice? I haven't even got time to masturbate!
:shock:
P.S. Anyone else got this terrible syndrome?
I have this syndrome but don't talk about GTA coz i can't bloody play it
I think that gaming has lost its geeky status now thats its overtaken the movie and music industry,surely 2.4 million game sales of Halo 2 in 24 hours can't be geeky.
