I'd like to share a couple of funnies that happened recently:
1) Attended a black tie dinner/dance with some rugby mates. Had a fantastic time, until when arriving home with Mrs Super, went to get my keys from my pocket and found in there, the ice cream that had mysteriously disappeared from my plate during the meal. Clearly a friend had wanted to give me something to eat on the way home.
2) One of our friends, during xmas, had complained about chilblanes on his toes. As we were all p*ssed, he agreed with our cure, which was to go barefoot into the snow for a minute or two, as a shock treatment. We obviously locked him out and only allowed him back in after 15 minutes, by which time his feet were blue.
Anyone else had any foolish, drink filled escapades?
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Great alcohol fuelled pranks
Sex God
A test of skill. Get a friend preferably one who has had a few drinks to perform this test of skill 
Put your hands about 10 inchs apart and get the friend to open her/his hand and pass it up and down through the gap in your hands, going up above head hight and down to waist hight. Once they have the feel for it then you get them to close thier eyes and continue, the trick is to keep straight and not touch your hands. Of course it does not matter because after about 5 seconds you and anyone else in the party have walked away leaving them stood in the middle of a pub with thier eyes shut doing an exagerated karate chop :P
This one thanks to Mr Tweeky
Put your hands about 10 inchs apart and get the friend to open her/his hand and pass it up and down through the gap in your hands, going up above head hight and down to waist hight. Once they have the feel for it then you get them to close thier eyes and continue, the trick is to keep straight and not touch your hands. Of course it does not matter because after about 5 seconds you and anyone else in the party have walked away leaving them stood in the middle of a pub with thier eyes shut doing an exagerated karate chop :P This one thanks to Mr Tweeky
Sex God
throwing someone over a 6`fence on his stag night...........
never seen someone get over a fence so quick when three rottweilers came flying round the corner after him.......
never seen someone get over a fence so quick when three rottweilers came flying round the corner after him.......
Maybe not a pleasant one but........
When I was best man for my mate many years back, I over indulged the night before his big day. During an alcohol fuelled evening I decided to exact revenge on a well known business man in our village, who about 9 months earlier had ripped off my Dad. Whilst walking past this guys house after chucking out time, I decided there and then to shit on the front of his BMW which was parked in his drive! It was even better to see the encrusted turd was still sitting proudly on the bonnet of the BMW as we made our way to church on the Saturday morning
When I was best man for my mate many years back, I over indulged the night before his big day. During an alcohol fuelled evening I decided to exact revenge on a well known business man in our village, who about 9 months earlier had ripped off my Dad. Whilst walking past this guys house after chucking out time, I decided there and then to shit on the front of his BMW which was parked in his drive! It was even better to see the encrusted turd was still sitting proudly on the bonnet of the BMW as we made our way to church on the Saturday morning
Quote by punx_69
Maybe not a pleasant one but........
When I was best man for my mate many years back, I over indulged the night before his big day. During an alcohol fuelled evening I decided to exact revenge on a well known business man in our village, who about 9 months earlier had ripped off my Dad. Whilst walking past this guys house after chucking out time, I decided there and then to shit on the front of his BMW which was parked in his drive! It was even better to see the encrusted turd was still sitting proudly on the bonnet of the BMW as we made our way to church on the Saturday morning
And that about sums it all up for me
Quote by Bloke2005
Maybe not a pleasant one but........
When I was best man for my mate many years back, I over indulged the night before his big day. During an alcohol fuelled evening I decided to exact revenge on a well known business man in our village, who about 9 months earlier had ripped off my Dad. Whilst walking past this guys house after chucking out time, I decided there and then to shit on the front of his BMW which was parked in his drive! It was even better to see the encrusted turd was still sitting proudly on the bonnet of the BMW as we made our way to church on the Saturday morning
And that about sums it all up for me
What does?
Quote by 34fun
it must be just me, but i cannot take a dump anywhere else other than a toilet
as for balancing on someones beamer, although no doubt he deserved something - i feel a pile of human excrement a tad too far......
Sorry I said it wasn't a pleasant tale...but if you knew the fella you would understand....and to be fair it was quite a few years back.....
Sex God
whilst at uni swapping the fridge and freezer round..........
it was hilarious...
MikeC
it was hilarious...
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
One New Years Eve I first footed my partner at her flat. Just after midnight I tied a ribbon round a stiffie, ran out the kitchen door, down the side apssage and knocked on the front door.
Thankfully she let me in straight away!
omg can u imagine if her parents were there and daddy answered the door :shock: :shock:
Hmm, Whilst under the influence of the amber nectar I have:
Set fire to the uni kitchen by putting butter in the microwave
Flooded the uni bathrooms
Challenged a mate to run down a hill, without telling him it was covered in nettles
Tied another mate to a tree with clingfilm and leaving him for a few hours
Set fire to the uni kitchen by putting butter in the microwave
Flooded the uni bathrooms
Challenged a mate to run down a hill, without telling him it was covered in nettles
Tied another mate to a tree with clingfilm and leaving him for a few hours
Sex God
Well I did once partake of intoxicating liquor, and whilst under the influence decided that it would be really amusing to go poaching trout at a local fish farm.
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
Quote by Pete_sw
Well I did once partake of intoxicating liquor, and whilst under the influence decided that it would be really amusing to go poaching trout at a local fish farm.
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
A £50,000 fine, fuck me but it must have been a big fish!
Quote by Happy Cats
Well I did once partake of intoxicating liquor, and whilst under the influence decided that it would be really amusing to go poaching trout at a local fish farm.
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
A £50,000 fine, fuck me but it must have been a big fish!
did you nick the lake as well
Sex God
Quote by markz
Well I did once partake of intoxicating liquor, and whilst under the influence decided that it would be really amusing to go poaching trout at a local fish farm.
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
A £50,000 fine, fuck me but it must have been a big fish!
did you nick the lake as well
LMAO sub the , for a . :roll: feckin alkohol ............ sheesh
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Well I did once partake of intoxicating liquor, and whilst under the influence decided that it would be really amusing to go poaching trout at a local fish farm.
To cut an annoyingly long story short, I ended up very wet, very cold and with a £50,00 fine
A £50,000 fine, fuck me but it must have been a big fish!
swivel ya mut :kick:
ok thought i would add mine
a few years ago i attended a horticultural collage that had a prize winning croquet lawn that was as pristine not a blade of grass out of place & as level as your dining table
one sat night after way too many beers we paid the lawn a visit taking a large bucket of top soil with us which was placed in mounds in a line across the lawn :lol:
the groundsman was in a right state thinking he had moles on his pride & joy :lol: :lol:
p.s sorry if you are reading this
a few years ago i attended a horticultural collage that had a prize winning croquet lawn that was as pristine not a blade of grass out of place & as level as your dining table
one sat night after way too many beers we paid the lawn a visit taking a large bucket of top soil with us which was placed in mounds in a line across the lawn
:lol: the groundsman was in a right state thinking he had moles on his pride & joy :lol: :lol:
p.s sorry if you are reading this
Thanks for the replies.
Further to the stag night escapade, I had the following:
I was unfortuantely stripped, handcuffed to a set of traffic lights in Basingstoke town centre at midnight, (on a cold night with lots of women to pass comment on my quickly shrinking manhood) with a pair of furry slippers and a wooly hat. If anyone knows the area, it was right at the top of town at the main intersection of all traffic. On the plus side I do not think I have ever attracted so many car horns!
Further to the stag night escapade, I had the following:
I was unfortuantely stripped, handcuffed to a set of traffic lights in Basingstoke town centre at midnight, (on a cold night with lots of women to pass comment on my quickly shrinking manhood) with a pair of furry slippers and a wooly hat. If anyone knows the area, it was right at the top of town at the main intersection of all traffic. On the plus side I do not think I have ever attracted so many car horns!
