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Now before we start this is not a reworking of an English classic brought into the modern day swinging scene to include Pip having debauch threesomes with blindfolds and whips, whilst tracing back the events of his life mid orgasm. Just thought I would get that out of the way straight off the bat!! biggrin
Anyway........
Having taken a bit of a sabbatical from the site for the last couple of months due to work, life and a sore bottom (now stop those filthy images flashing through your minds i had hemorrhoids for Gods sake) we are now back fresh as a withered daisy and have just read through ten, yes TEN pages of posts on the Forum!!
To say my expectations were surpassed would be an understatement, there was the usual profanity drummed up in the minds of the depraved and sexually warped (hi Maz and Den lol ) and some cracking posts!!
It's funny that it is not the prospect of sexually explicit liaisons that draws us back to the site, its the posts, both serious and humorous on the Forums, well for me (mr) anyway, as anyone who has met Miss srne knows she is a nymphomaniac only in it for the sex :lol:
So, glad to see some of the familiar faces (in an avatar face type way) still haunting the place and im sure I will get my posting fingers out again soon whilst miss trawls the photo adds for new victims errm , playmates.
Yes welcome back kiss
Yes, for me the Forum is one of the attractive features of this Site. The mix of sexual and non-sexual subjects is in healthy balance - members can comment, or they can leave it, there is plenty for all.
By the way, I often wondered about gay men, are they more or less likely to get piles confused: (sorry Mr J. I can't spell the posh word you used) - all that anal action, they must be under strain, but there again they should be well slackened off so shouldn't get constipated, unlike old farts like me.
Keep writing in all :!:
Plim biggrin smile
You not so grumpy old straight single male
Quote by Plimboy
Yes, for me the Forum is one of the attractive features of this Site. The mix of sexual and non-sexual subjects is in healthy balance - members can comment, or they can leave it, there is plenty for all.
By the way, I often wondered about gay men, are they more or less likely to get piles confused: (sorry Mr J. I can't spell the posh word you used) - all that anal action, they must be under strain, but there again they should be well slackened off so shouldn't get constipated, unlike old farts like me.
Keep writing in all :!:
Plim biggrin smile
You not so grumpy old straight single male

:shock:
Quote by Srne
Now before we start this is not a reworking of an English classic brought into the modern day swinging scene to include Pip having debauch threesomes with blindfolds and whips, whilst tracing back the events of his life mid orgasm. Just thought I would get that out of the way straight off the bat!! biggrin
Anyway........

....that's a shame... sounds like a rip-roaring read!
lp
:welcome: back
Hope your botty is much better lol
Welcome back Mr & Mrs Srne, you have been sorely missed.......
you may call them piles, but in the Posher areas they call them 'stacks' LOL lol
glad you had fun reading through the posts, I too stop at the forums first before I do anything on SH.
:welcome: back
(tis still a nuthouse, nothing changes) lol
Quote by LondonPlaything
Now before we start this is not a reworking of an English classic brought into the modern day swinging scene to include Pip having debauch threesomes with blindfolds and whips, whilst tracing back the events of his life mid orgasm. Just thought I would get that out of the way straight off the bat!! biggrin
Anyway........

....that's a shame... sounds like a rip-roaring read!
lp
Quite disappointed myself...
Welcome back! Glad you're better now.
Nola x
Quote by Plimboy
By the way, I often wondered about gay men, are they more or less likely to get piles confused: (sorry Mr J. I can't spell the posh word you used) - all that anal action, they must be under strain, but there again they should be well slackened off so shouldn't get constipated, unlike old farts like me.

I will presume that you meant no offence by your obvious ignorance of haemorrhoids, anal sex and gay men.
rolleyes
Hi Srne's - did wonder where you'd gone. Welcome back and hoping your botty is less painful (ouch - fecking piles are no fun at all)
all well and good... now where's the Pip-Porn?
lp
Welcome home..........wondered where ya'd gone!! I actually missed your posts lol :lol:
Ooow thanks for all the welcome backs guys and gals!
I can thankfully now sit at the computer (aided by one humongous fluffy pillow) without winching or whining and as miss srne put it in her ever so subtle as a brick in the face way, stop crying like a 5 year old girl and get back to normal, whatever that is? :shock:
Im not sure if piles are all that common or whether being in a area like the botty they are talked about but boy do they hurt mad
It's good to be back and as dekandtan rightfully stated it hasn't changed a bit, HALLELUJAH!!