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Confuscus(spelling)?
Thank F*CK for that. YES YES YES, it's all yours!
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Quote by honeyriderx
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
Sex God
Oi! Fred!! You cheated - it's my turn next 
I have no idea about your quote but here's mine
"I am a part of all that I have met"
T-J
I have no idea about your quote but here's mine
"I am a part of all that I have met"
T-J
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Red Hot Hun >>
:doh:
Fred is a *NOT A* :wanker: * just over eager and happened to come in too soon*
Alfred Tennyson me thinks
Fred
Correct - your turn now!
T-J
Sex God
Kids Won't Win Anything - Alan Hansen on Match of the Day when Man U lost 3-1 to Aston Villa.
Mr Hansen stick the premiership crown up you arse because those kids did win something and the scousers won F**K all yet again.
Mike
Mr Hansen stick the premiership crown up you arse because those kids did win something and the scousers won F**K all yet again.
Mike
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Thats Mark Twain
How about
" The future ain't what it used to be "
How about
" The future ain't what it used to be "
Sex God
Noooooooooooooo
Orgasminator
Julius Ceasar wasn't a swinger
Vini, vidi, viche I came, i saw, I conquered.
Had he said
Vidi, Viche,Vini,
Ah well, that would have been different.
I saw, I conquered, I came. lol.
Harry0
Casenova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish,
:borg:
Vini, vidi, viche I came, i saw, I conquered.
Had he said
Vidi, Viche,Vini,
Ah well, that would have been different.
I saw, I conquered, I came. lol.
Harry0
Casenova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish,
:borg: 
Master of Sex
' the superior man understands what is right: the inferior man understands what will sell'
Master of Sex
ok try this one then
'football hooligans? well there are 92 club chairmen for a start'
'football hooligans? well there are 92 club chairmen for a start'
Master of Sex
yep the late great brian clough.
your go
your go
Just been playing the quote game with a mate and thought I'd share some of the good ones we came up with:
"The trouble with being in the rat-race is even if you win you are still a rat" Lily Tomlin
"He has all the charateristics of a dog - except loyalty" Sam Houston
"Let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches" Mea West
"I have a simple philosophy - fill what is empty, empty what is full and scratch where it itches" Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"Man does not live by words alone - despite sometimes having to eat them" Adlai Stevenson
"I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm a pale and I am redheaded. I don't tan I stroke!" Woody Allen
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle" Gloria Steinem
" I am a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it" Mea West
"Whatever women do the have to do it twice as good as men to be considered half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult" Charlotte Whitton
"The trouble with being in the rat-race is even if you win you are still a rat" Lily Tomlin
"He has all the charateristics of a dog - except loyalty" Sam Houston
"Let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches" Mea West
"I have a simple philosophy - fill what is empty, empty what is full and scratch where it itches" Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"Man does not live by words alone - despite sometimes having to eat them" Adlai Stevenson
"I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm a pale and I am redheaded. I don't tan I stroke!" Woody Allen
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle" Gloria Steinem
" I am a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it" Mea West
"Whatever women do the have to do it twice as good as men to be considered half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult" Charlotte Whitton
Sex God
The future aint what it used to be
