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"Bah, shafted by logic and reason once more dear friends, shafted by logic and reason."
Marmalaid 2004
Actually, Jefferson less select than Watts? Jefferson's is the only quote I've posted I think.
rolleyes
"Time is fun when you are having flies"
Kermit the Frog
"You are only young once, but you can be imature forver."
Not a woman I am overly fond of.
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"You are only young once, but you can be imature forver."
Not a woman I am overly fond of.

Not a woman I am overly fond either I must say (but a good clue), Germane Gree'er (how the hell do you spell that)
OK, try this one:
"If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order."
Maybe Tony Blair should have read it?
Phil.
That's the one. Your turn I guess, Willy.
Germaine Greer, btw.
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OK, try this one:
"If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order."
Maybe Tony Blair should have read it?
Phil.

Well it's American spelling so I'll go for Kissinger
Quote by marmalaid
That's the one. Your turn I guess, Willy.
Germaine Greer, btw.

"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

I'm thinking skillful wordsmith, but again I'm thinking American, so Brusce Forsythe is out. How about Bob Hope?
Woody allen
or Wc Fields
or Groucho Marx
or George Bush
Americas finest comedians
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

I know that one and I'm struggling to think of the buggers name. He's come out with some classics. Yank guy.
Steve
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Woody allen
or Wc Fields
or Groucho Marx
or George Bush
Americas finest comedians

Nope, not one of those.
Steve
Elmo Summat??
Steve
Emo someone, if i recall correctly. Very dark humour lol
Got it!!!
Emo phillips
He has quite a weird sense of humour, and yes he is a yank, another of his;
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." or my personal favourite
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
He made an appearance at the Ed fringe last year
Yep Emo
In that case...
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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You mean Emo Philips?

That's him.
Steve
Its not Noel Cowarrd is it? (hope that the right spelling...)
Are you asking me or telling me?
Second question, are you asking or telling me that it is or isn't?
Hmmmmm. Either its completely wrong, or you are being awkward... lol
OK, I'm TELLING you... It IS the right answer lol (hopefully lol)
I am and it is (was) Noel Coward.
biggrin
whoo hoo! English lessons were not entirely wasted!!
"Hemingway once said the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part"
Fields?
Hope?
I'm stuck again now...
Bit of a cheat, as its from a film, but the line stuck with me
Sly Stallone or Clint Eastwood?
it was said by the great Morgan Freeman. And another clue... the film was VERY dark