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Warming the Bed
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Hello Everyone!
I have been visiting SH for a while now, and I am gradually plucking up the courage to become a bit more involved. I have actually joined up now, and thought it was about time that I posted in the forum and broke my posting cherry!
I must say that there are some really funny and friendly people who use this site, and I guess the best way to be accepted into your fold is to 'get amongst it', and get to know you all.
I am a single male (certainly not a rare breed on this site!), and I am 28 years old. I live on the south coast, and enjoy all of the usual things - pubbing with friends, watching movies, cycling and of course sex!
Initially I was drawn in by the photo ads, and have even replied to two of them (one single fem, and one couple). No replies unfortunately, but I did choose to reply to two very gorgeous people so im sure they received hundreds of replies! I will not get disheartened and will work on my messages a bit!
I look forward to getting to know everyone here, and am currently working out the best way to take a sexy pic of myself to use as an avatar! Its not the easiest thing in the world to do without a camera person in situ!
So thats broken the posting cherry - next on the list is the meeting cherry!
Stay happy everyone, and have a good week.
James
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Hi and :welcome: from me.
Excellent opening post - I hope you enjoy it in here.
Mike.
Warming the Bed
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Many thanks Denise and Mike!
Hey Mike - I notice that you are addicted to brackets. Is that just brackets, or all aspects of mounting?
Oh dear, my first attempt at humour...
things can only get better!
James
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:welcome: JJ76. Won't bother with the usual advice 'cos you're already tuned in by the looks of things.
You got a bowl o' cherries there??
Warming the Bed
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Thanks Tune!
You could say I have a bowl of cherries, or you could call them 'things to do by the time im 30'!
Either way, im sure popping them will be fun!
James
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Welcome to the site biggrin where in Hants, and what kind of cycling?
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Hello jimmyjames and :welcome: from me too smile
Minx xx
Sex God
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Hi JJ wave
Welcome to the Hotel SH
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" :twisted:
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Hi there, join in have a laugh and prepare to be addicted!
Bunny x
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Quote by JimmyJames76
and enjoy all of the usual things - pubbing with friends, watching movies, cycling and of course sex!
:shock: I only do the last one. :shock: Who are you calling weird? :sparring:
lhk
Kat
(I really don't do any of the first three! confused )
Warming the Bed
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Howdo Lucy, Minx and Ice Pie? Thanks for your welcomes!
Lucy - I live very near you i think. PO4 - a stones throw from Milton Park. Talking cycling - im in the knobbly tyred camp, and try to get off road at every opportunity!
If im honest im a bit of a fair weather cyclist and tend not to brave the elements very often during the winter! I had a job to do today which was to fit my new forks, but somehow I found myself sat in front of the pc....
I always say though that if a jobs worth doing, its worth doing.... eventually!
Nice arse by the way. How do you get it so hair free?!
James
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I'm just not very hairy biggrin
Warming the Bed
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Blimey! talk about fast paced action!!
I was replying and found two more posts in the meantime!
Hello Kat and Bunny!
I can see where the addiction comment comes from! Im supposed to be meeting for sunday roast at 6 (lamb), but find myself still here!
Kat - I reckon you should give at least one of the other 3 a go. I suggest cycling. There nothing quite like travelling lots of miles under your own steam, and who knows where you might find yourself. Im sure theres planty of fun to be had in some of the secluded countryside i find myself in!! biggrin
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Quote by JimmyJames76
Im sure theres planty of fun to be had in some of the secluded countryside i find myself in!! biggrin

indeed there could be!
Warming the Bed
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All i can say to you Lucy is 'lucky you'!
Ive given up on trying to rid myself of unwanted hair. I console myself with the hope that someone somewhere finds backhair attractive!
Now i REALLY must be making tracks - i dont want to keep my hosts waiting.
Thanks again to everyone who replied - I will be back for sure!
James
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Quote by JimmyJames76
Blimey! talk about fast paced action!!
I was replying and found two more posts in the meantime!
Hello Kat and Bunny!
I can see where the addiction comment comes from! Im supposed to be meeting for sunday roast at 6 (lamb), but find myself still here!
Kat - I reckon you should give at least one of the other 3 a go. I suggest cycling. There nothing quite like travelling lots of miles under your own steam, and who knows where you might find yourself. Im sure theres planty of fun to be had in some of the secluded countryside i find myself in!! biggrin
:jagsatwork: If god had meant us to cycle, he would have given us arses that fit bicycle seats.
Besides - travelling lost of miles under your own steam is what legs are for. Cycling if just for soft southern wusses :smug: wink
lhk
Kat
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Cycling if just for soft southern wusses
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yup, soft and silky :happy: :angel: :smile2: