Kat As if i would, Alex is a lady....
some of us have principals
Gmanxxx
Text message Joke,
A couple are lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says,
"Darling, tonight, I am going to make you the happiest man on earth"
With tears in his eyes, the husband turns to his wife,and says, with a voice chocked with the emotions rising from deep within him
"I'll miss you"
lhk
Only because they nicked them from the BFZ, Alex.
Ahhhhhhh - that's where they went!!!!
Oh well - that's the 'Strret Cred' gone for those lads!
Maybe we should refer to them as the 'Laddettes' from now on?
Well this is what happens when I leave the place for a couple of days *grabs a quart of raspberry beer and sits down heavily*. Godfather trilogy on NOW!!!!
Oh, and Artificer - I live about 50 yards from the Corries' studio.
Gosh
Just look at the mess in here.
Right let's get these cans and bottles out.
mmmmm - now that Pizza is definitely for the bin - Yuk.
Now - where is the Pledge and those dusters!!!!!!!!!
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That's better - all sparkling again.
Let's get this place hoovered...
And these videos ... Debbie does Dallas (Doesn't look like
Sue-Ellen on the cover to me) and Snow White and the Seven
Dwarves (I don't remember them doing that to her when I saw
it at the flicks). Anyway - they must be overdue - I'll take them
back to Blockbusters.
This settee pongs a bit, a good dousing with Febreeze
(industrial strength) will sort that.
And finally, the peach air-freshener
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That's better all clean, tidy and smelling as fresh as a daisy
(well a peach scented daisy)
Now won't the lads be pleased with me.....
I wonder if I will be rewarded?
I'll just go and take a bath and come
back ready for duty!
wakes up from deep slumber, eyes half open, reaches down to where i left the pizza, it's not there !? Climbs out of the sofa, opens eyes and looks around the place, i can see the floor, the magazines are neatly piled up on the table, the videos are arranged in alphabetical order, there's doilies on the table, sniffs the air .. Peach Air Freshner :eeek:
WTF has happened in here :taz:
Brum!!!!!
Now you just keep this place tidy!!
I spent ages getting it looking nice.
Don't you dare spill anything on that floor.
And use a coaster when you put your drink on that table!!!!!!!!!!
Sheesh!
Nice one Rocky.... thought Alex was getting even more rauchy for a min...
Gmanxxxx
This place still open?
DID I MISS ANYTHING??
My signature says it all Kat!! Probably best I was not in the GFZ this weekend may have tore you all up for arse paper.
But on a lighter note......nah, sorry no light notes at mo, still feeling like a complete bitch. Will be back to old self in a couple of days.
GOD I HATE BEING A WOMAN!!!! :violin:
Thank you for the welcome back though Kat, very much appreciated.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
*Passes Wilma a hot water bottle (made of man-skin), a bottle of ibuprofen (glass made of ground up man bones) and a box of the biggest tastiest chocolates*
:therethere: :therethere:
Should we ask what mens bits were ground down to make chocolates :shock: :twisted: I mean Fred is missing :confused2:
Sorry Wilma didn't mean to put you off :rose:
xxx
Jas
My pleasure Wilma - just don't dare share those choccies!!
:happy: :happy:
*goes off to look for Fred under the patio - might just get to him in time*
Wanders around the GFZ whispering Fred Fred Fred
jags has got the patio covered, i'm going to start lifting the floor boards :shock:
Brumlad.... you gotta torch... I check the attic
Gmanxxx
) while I have been away. So what else have I missed?
Welcome back, got any gossip to share??
