Looks into open door. Tuts and carries on past, pushing trolley full of Sarge dolls to sell round the forums. Still wearing sumo pants on head as the mud has stuck to hair!
No problem Brumlad - any particular channel?
Let me top that glass up for you!
Hmmmmm - that pizza does not look at all well! - Strange seeing how much penicillin is on it!
I'll just send out for a take away!
Any preferences - indian, thai, chinese?
Brumlad!!!! :kick:
Couldn't resist that on my way past! :twisted:
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: gone
Oh Brumlad - are you ok? Wow your voice has raise up a few octaves!
Shall I rub some savlon on that for you?
ooooo - that looks quite nasty!
I'll be very gentle. hmmmm - what has happened to........... I'm sure there should be two of those. Oh yes - there it is!!!!!
Now - anyone else need anything before I phone the take away?
Damn!
missed her - sorry lads - nearly got hold of misschief then - get another one of those dog leads ready Brumlad - will get her next time!
Have you got a uniform in her size Kat?
Fred
Okay stroppie... god how these wimmin can change, I am her e now so that white cider,, and a nibble of those pies would be nice....
Gmanxxx
Not like you to be late Gman - I thought you were the one to come first.
Never mind you are here now!
Cider's in the fridge, and can you get me a glass of wine while you are there please!
OOOOps!!!!!!!
Sorrrrryyyyyyyyyy!!!! Forgot myself for a moment.
Sit down gman - take the weight off your feet.
Now would you like a piece of cake?
No chocolate sauce left I'm afraid though - you'll have to ask Fred about that.
Let me rub your shoulders, here I'll have to sit astride you so I can reach over to the back of your neck.
That ok?
fine by me Alex... esp in your uniform... lean as close as you wish... mmmm thats good don't stop..
Gmanxxx
I CAN RUB YOUR FEET.... *pouts*
Huh! Small memories men...
<----s'ok Kit - I've been working hard at getting them softened up
We did have Fred - but after I'd cleaned up all the chocolate sauce he spilt down himself - he got nervous and scarpered. Kat was here earlier - think he's gone into hiding - or have you got him cooking the tea?
Gman - dissolved into a blubbering wreck when I sat astride him and massaged his shoulders. Brumlad is jumpy too.
You know being super nice is even more fun than being bolshy - they get soooooooo worried!
Ahhhhh Will you sweetie - didn't see you there!
Now - here is your G&T - with a slice of lemon and a little umbrella and one of those gaudy plastic stick with something shaped like a monkey on top.
Would you like a bowl of luscious Raspberries with that?
Now just you lie down here and let me take the stresses and the strains of the day away for you!
I'll start down at your ankles and work my way up. Kit would yu be a darling and find a pillow of Will's head.
We'll just lower the lights a little and put on some soft music.
Now Will - Just RELAX and put yoourself in my hands.........
:shock:
What was that, I'm sure I heard whispering and knitting needles ? Something's going on....nervous twitching at the strange silence
I get the feeling I'm sat here in the GFZ all on my own .... Oh well, time to break out the Jack Daniels.... :beer:
Brumlad
sit down darling - let me pour that for you.
Don't have the TV on too loud - I'm just in the process of getting Will totally relaxed.
But can I have ITV on at 7:30 for Corrie please?
:eeek: CORRIE ! in the GFZ !!!?? You'll have to tape it and watch later, now where's that JD and take away ?
Standards are slipping !
Hides the remote control upon himself, where the girlies can't find out so they can't turn over and watch the soaps
Evenin' Bless All Here!!
Do you mind if I join you chaps: hard day and all that. Apart from which, I've got a touch of 'Man-flu'; if you like, I'll toss you a dose and we can all feel sorry for each other, bemoan the lack of sympathy in womankind and get thoroughly pissed 'on doctor's orders'.
left the ferret at home: still recovering from being called a rodent. What? Yes, I'm afraid the smell lingers.
By the way team, what is 'Corrie'? I remember a cracking folk group called 'The Corries'
sings:'Oh Flower of Scotland, when will we se your like again; That fought and died for...'
...but 'Corrie' is a mystery.
Any Rugger on the box? Oh, Theakstons' Old Peculier-don't mind if I do squire.
Hello Gman, all mates again now the duel is off eh?
By the frost on a hare's arse...looks like being a good weekend
Hiya Guys,
Just been catching up on what has been going on,
Alex, your uniform seems to have come off, how did that happen?? If there is some chocolate cake left, I would be most grateful. I am not really in the mood for chewing, so if you could just spread it all over yourself, I will stick my tongue out and you move around on it.
Anybody mind if I stick a porn video on?
Fred - sorry I missed you earlier, I had to cook the tea. Chicken Chow Mein and Chicken in lemon sauce tonight.
Right, just going to check on the rest of the days events,see you soon
lhk
Kat
Kat sit on what ever you wish.... but sadly Alex is on a refreshment break ( refreshing old man I believe) as for whether Fred left you any cake I am not sure.... I am half way into this bottle of White Cider...
one thing I have to say is that Alex is very accomodating.... and what a uniform,,, even turned Sarges head...
Gmanxxxx
. It's Friday night and I always have a G&T (or two) and a bottle of red (or two) :shock:
anywhere else you'd like me to rub whilst I'm here?
