Grounds for divorce??

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Grounds for Divorce ????
Almost certainly ! ! !
But with love, understanding, and time - he may well come to forgive you

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"Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"

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...Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future

Pssstt.... I have a spare room if you need it

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OK - I know I only got married to Bassman a few weeks ago
Everything was going OK - we had a great honeymoon for over 4 weeks travelling the East Coast of Australia. Once home we had a few more days chilling out till Bassman went back to work on Monday (I am not back at work till after Easter )
On Monday morning, Bassman got up and started getting ready for work and asked if I was getting up too. "What do I want to get up at when I have no need to" was my response to him. His reply was along the lines of "Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT - errrrrr No thanks - I'll stay in bed - to which his (supposedly lightheartidley) reply was ................."Some sort of wife you are" :twisted:
Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

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From the "Good Wife Guide"
a ribbon in your hair .

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From the "Good Wife Guide"
Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

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O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs.

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O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs.

Quote by dambuster
From the "Good Wife Guide"

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

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O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs.