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Guess Kangaroos name
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I know I know.......... it's XXXX (as in Fosters 4 X)
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Quote by frogster
I know I know.......... it's XXXX (as in Fosters 4 X)
:doh: it's Castelmaine XXXX!!
(Or four eggs
) Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
I know I know.......... it's XXXX (as in Fosters 4 X)
:doh: it's Castelmaine XXXX!!
(Or four eggs
)So you now know I don't drink.........
:? 
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Quote by frogster
I know I know.......... it's XXXX (as in Fosters 4 X)
:doh: it's Castelmaine XXXX!!
(Or four eggs
)So you now know I don't drink.........
:? <chokes on vodka> ;) yeah ok Froggy
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Or maybe it's Mel (Melbourne), or Sid (Sydney) or Adi (Adilaide) 
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FFS It's bloody obvious!!
His name is Hamish McDonald and what's more he's locked in the toilet.
'Cos I can hear him shouting now
"I can geroo! I can geroo!!"
FFS that's nearly twice I've spelt it backwards - thanks Debbs!!!!
His name is Hamish McDonald and what's more he's locked in the toilet.
'Cos I can hear him shouting now
"I can geroo! I can geroo!!"
FFS that's nearly twice I've spelt it backwards - thanks Debbs!!!!
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:laughabove:
He is the ghost of Marc Bolan. Metal Guru, Can Guru, geddit?
No, p'raps not then.
Ermmmm...
He is the ghost of Marc Bolan. Metal Guru, Can Guru, geddit?
No, p'raps not then.
Ermmmm...
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I reckon it's really something like Granville, Humprey or Egbert ... the kangaroo thing is just meant to throw us off the scent ...
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You are all nuts!.
This is news?
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Right......... well we are not doing to well with the Ausi name link......... so it must be something to do with his avatar..........
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok.... my guess..........
"Ijustshitmyself" or "followthrough"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok.... my guess..........
"Ijustshitmyself" or "followthrough" 
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Well if its not Gary is it Gareth
Im going off the gar bit in kangaroo
Gar being a shortned name for either Garu or Gareth
or am I on the wrong track altogether :shock:
Im going off the gar bit in kangaroo
Gar being a shortned name for either Garu or Gareth
or am I on the wrong track altogether :shock:
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His name is Dennis
As in Apocalypse Now and Blue Velvet .
Thats G's guess anyway.
As in Apocalypse Now and Blue Velvet .
Thats G's guess anyway.
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Recap:
He said it was a play on words and I came up with Guru Khan or something, and he said it was incredibly close. He also said Gary was nearly spot on and Carol was red hot: :?: :?:
So, I reckon one of his names is either Khan or Caine, and the other is Cary or Carew or something like that.
Ice
He said it was a play on words and I came up with Guru Khan or something, and he said it was incredibly close. He also said Gary was nearly spot on and Carol was red hot
: :?: :?: So, I reckon one of his names is either Khan or Caine, and the other is Cary or Carew or something like that.
Ice
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Or perhaps Carl something!
Carl is VERY close to Carol (which was nearly spot on) but also not unlike Gary (at least when written down).
Yep, think I'll stick with Carl.
Will
Carl is VERY close to Carol (which was nearly spot on) but also not unlike Gary (at least when written down).
Yep, think I'll stick with Carl.
Will
right the Kangaroo is a member of the Macropodidae family....so it could be Mark
also part of the Herbivorous family.....so could be Herbie
the Kangaroo as powerful hind legs and move by leaping....so it could be Jonathan or Edward.
Kangaroo meat is also edible....yuk.....so it could be "Kan"nabil Lector
also the native word for Kangaroo is PERH so it could be peter
nige and sophiebifem
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sing...............3 is the magic number
also part of the Herbivorous family.....so could be Herbie
the Kangaroo as powerful hind legs and move by leaping....so it could be Jonathan or Edward.
Kangaroo meat is also edible....yuk.....so it could be "Kan"nabil Lector
also the native word for Kangaroo is PERH so it could be peter
nige and sophiebifem
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sing...............3 is the magic number
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nige, sophie... you have got far too much time on yer hands!!!!! pmsl
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There's an old legend that says the first settlers asked a aborigine what the strange hoppy thing was and he replied "kangaroo" which means "I don't know". However the aborigines have over 250 different languages so when the settlers went to different areas and said look at the kangaroos the aborigines took the word to be for horse and called horses kangaroos.
So is Kangaroo a native American who's tribal name is "Man-who-is-hung-like-a-horse"?
(us northerners have to stick together)
So is Kangaroo a native American who's tribal name is "Man-who-is-hung-like-a-horse"?
(us northerners have to stick together)
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what ever happened to good old fashioned sex?!?!?!?
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xxdevil you think i've got to much time on my hands
take a look above.... Easy you read to much websters and watch to much discovery :giveup: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
sophiebifem and nige
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It was IQ (that programme on BBC2 with Stephen Fry), but yep, you're probably right.
BTW where's my PM back?
:lol: Quote by easy
So is Kangaroo a native American who's tribal name is "Man-who-is-hung-like-a-horse"?
(us northerners have to stick together)
You are nearly right. It means man who trails a line in the sand between footprints.
All of you have too much time on your hands but I have enjoyed reading your replies so much. This could go on for days so I'll just say none of you are anywhere close.
I don't want to give my real name away (not on a public forum anyway). So I can't really confirm it even if you do get it, although I will PM the person who gets closest.
Cheers.
Kangaroo
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Is it one of these?
Aaron "Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?"
Abraham Folks will suspect he's Jewish or named for Lincoln
Adam Name book: "An appropriate name for the first boy in a family that has produced many girls." No, it isn't
Adrian Unless you're really from Adria
Alan The "Allen" spelling is for last names
Albert "You can call me Al"
Alexander But not "Alec"s
Alfred For you Tennyson fans
Andrew Hard to mess this one up
Anthony Hey, Brits, don't forget the "H", and no "Antoine"s, either
Arnold Wait until Schwarzenegger has faded from the scene
Arthur Means "rock". Dude!
Austin You'll have to contend with Austin Powers and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Barry Male names that end in "y" should be nicknames
Bartholomew There's only one "Bart"
Benjamin A plethora of important ones - Franklin, Disraeli, Britten, etc.
Bernard Think of Bernard of Clairveaux. (What, you've never heard of him?)
Blake This is a last name
Bradley It's overused
Brendan This is the correct spelling, not "Brandon", so take note, Yanks
Brent Unless you're Canadian
Brett Leave the one-"T" spelling to Bret Hart and Bret Harte
Brian This is the oldest and best spelling, and don't even think about adding a "T"
Broderick If this were our chairman's name, he'd want to be called "Ricky"
Bruce G'day!
Caleb We killed this one about 1920, but you folks wouldn't let it die
Calvin Only if you're Protestant
Cameron It may be Scottish, but it's still crap
Carl Stick with the Anglicized spelling
Casey Should be a nickname, just ask Charles Stengel
Cecil For Commonwealth types, it's too aristocratic for America
Chad Even when the U.S. election fades into memory, there's still that embarrassingly poor country in Africa
Charles Plenty of famous namesakes, from Darwin to Brown
Christopher No need to spell this with a "K"
Clarence But think of a good nickname
Clark Occupational names are verboten
Clifford Because he'll someday see the Martin Short movie
Clive Only for Englishmen
Cody Take that, Gifford
Cole Roger Ebert has a "Cole Rule"
Colin Actually, used to be a nickname for "Nicholas"
Corey There can be only two
Cornelius "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"
Craig A last name, you've got it confused with "Greg"
Curtis If you need to call him "Curt", that can be a nickname for "Charles" or "Conrad"
Dale 85% of all "Dale"s live in Iowa
Damian Unless the father is Satan
Daniel Don't mess with the spelling, lest it be confused with "Danielle"
Darrel There are more ways to spell this than there are to spell "Khaddaffi"
David We hear some folks spell this "Dafydd", but you sure wouldn't, would you?
Dean Another occupational name
Dennis Means "follower of Dionysius". Everybody loves a party animal
Derek Same problem as "Darrel". And avoid "Dirk" at all costs
Donald Wait until we've forgotten Osmond, Trump, and that guy who owns the L.A. Clippers
Douglas Oddly enough, used to be a girls' name
Duncan Americans hear this and think "donuts"
Dustin There's only been one "Dustin" of note. Keep it that way
Dwight It's Flemish. Everybody loves the Flemings, except the Walloons
Dylan Only if you can recite some Dylan Thomas lyrics off the top of your head right now. Go ahead, we'll wait
Earl In the U.S., used only by fertilizer salesmen from Nebraska
Edgar Gothic parents should avoid the temptation to use "Allen" as a middle name
Edmund The "Ed" prefix means "wealthy", and don't we all want rich kids?
Edward Use "Ted" as a nickname for "Theodore"
Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin's real name, so there's no excuse for naming your kid "Buzz"
Elliot Phone home
Eric Why would you spell this with a "K"?
Ernest If "Sesame Street" didn't kill it, Jim Varney did
Ethan Ethan Allen was a jerk
Eugene If you want your kid to be a playwright
Evan/Owen Use the English "John", unless you're just off the boat
Francis He'll want you to call him "Frank"
Franklin No matter how left-wing you are
Frederick Everybody loved Fred Rogers
Gabriel Belongs to the women now
Garth But hey, you could still name him after Chris Gaines
Gary "Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper, super duper!"
Geoffrey Let's face it, the "Jeffrey" spelling has won, except among toy-store mascots
George Don't forget to tell him about the rabbits
Gerald "Geraldo", even if you're Hispanic
Glen/Glenn Wait until the "-n"/"-nn" debate has been resolved
Grant Sounds too much like "grunt"
Gregory Sixteen popes can't be wrong
Guy Unless you can give a detailed explanation of the Gunpowder Plot
Harlan Means "army land", so pacifists beware
Harold Under no circumstances should you name his sister "Maude"
Harrison Use it as a middle name, if you must use it at all
Henry But not if he's the eighth child
Herbert Herbert Hoover had it, and look how unlucky he was
Herman And this goes for any other Melville homages
Homer Have you been living under a rock?
Howard Only fussy people will call him "Ward"
Hugh But be on the lookout for puns
Humphrey Unless you're naming a pet hippo
Hunter An odious occupational name
Ian If you're actually Scottish
Irving The 142nd fastest gun in the west
Isaac The long form of "Ike"
Jacob Spell it with a "C", and expect the inevitable nickname, "Jake the Snake"
James Used by 5 U.S. presidents - five!
Jared Find out why
Jason Way too popular at the moment
Jeffrey Has beaten out "Geoffrey" as the preferred spelling
Jeremy Pearl Jam's in the collective consciousness to stay
Jerome The proper way to pay tribute to Hieronymus Bosch
Jesse Popular name for uncles (cf. "Dukes of Hazzard", "Full House")
Joel Even though the Old Testament prophet of that name is dull
John You needed to ask?
Jonathan Don't get in a huff over "Jon"/"John"
Jordan Middle English for "chamber pot"
Joseph Name book people think this is Che Guevara's real name. It isn't
Joshua Far too common at the present
Julian/Julius Go ahead, call him "Jules"
Justin But you ought to know who Justinian is
Keith Scots Gaelic for "forest", so don't go to Scotland and hang out in forests
Kenneth But if "South Park" continues much longer, forget it
Kevin Not if McAllister is your last name. Aaaaugh!
Kirk Insert your own "Star Trek" joke here
Kyle Wait until people stop using it for girls
Lance Derived from "Lancelot", and who could live up to those expectations?
Lawrence We will accept the nickname "Lon"
Lee Gender issues aplenty
Leonard Don't even think about "Leonardo"
Lloyd Variant "Floyd" is just too silly
Louis Two odd English variants- "Lewis" and "Aloysius". Skip 'em
Luke "Lucas" is not the long form of this name
Luther Variant "Lothair" is great if you're writing a novel about barbarians
Malcolm Looks like "Malcolm in the Middle" is here to stay
Marcus/Mark Don't insist on "Marc"
Marshall This is a very high rank, too much pressure
Martin Don't name his brothers "Abraham" and "John"
Matthew Still a good name, despite Matt Damon
Max Abundant puns
Michael Yell "Mike!" on any playground and watch twenty kids come running
Miles Good for you DS9 fans
Morgan Help reclaim this one for the men
Nathan Stick to this, rather than the longer "Nathaniel"
Neil The Neil Armstrong spelling is better than the Neal Anderson spelling
Nelson Remember the band?
Nicholas One variant is "Nikita". Don't use that
Noah Can't possibly misspell this one
Norman Inevitable nickname - "Stormin' Norman"
Oliver Cromwell failed to kill it, which means "Adolph" will be back in a few hundred years
Otto The Germans are our pals now
Patrick Silly for non-Irishmen
Paul Even though one variant is "Pol", as in Pol Pot
Perry Short for "Peregrine", and who'd name their kid that?
Peter Norman spelling "Pierce" is also OK
Philip That's one "L"
Ralph Use as a verb killed its use as a name
Randolph Nickname "Randy" is OK - in the U.S.
Raphael We at the Institute will never forgive Raef LaFrentz for going to Kansas
Raymond Avoid "Rae", lest he end up like Rae Carruth
Reese You're thinking of "Rhys". Don't use that either
Reginald Use among white people is rare
Reuben Name book says you can call him "Ruby". No, you can't
Richard Diminutives are spelled "Rick" and "Ricky". Forget Ric Flair and Rickey Henderson
Robert Rebels rejoice
Roderick If you don't mind association with Rod Roddy
Rodney Go with "Roderick", it's got pedigree
Roger If you think this can be spelled with a "D", you're wrong
Ronald Conservatives only
Roy Better than variants "Rex", "Royce", etc.
Rudolph Sing it
Russell Means "red-skinned". Native Americans might be offended
Ryan Use "Ryan" or "Brian", but don't compromise and use "Bryan"
Samuel Great name for private eyes
Saul Biblical connections galore
Scott Used only in the 20th century, and that's over now
Sean Though you really should use "John", and you sure shouldn't tamper with the spelling
Shane Use "Sean" or "John"
Sidney Don't use it for girls, don't spell it "Sydney", and never, ever feed it after midnight
Simon The nickname "Si" is very silly indeed
Stanley 20th century, but since it has a foreign equivalent ("Stanislaus"), it's OK
Stephen There's a "V" in "Steve", but not in "Stephen". Got it?
Taylor Every kid named "Taylor" is a brat. No exceptions
Terrell Means "follower of Thor". You don't worship Thor, do you?
Theodore Nickname him "Ted". "Theo" is for Huxtables
Thomas Some people think you spell "Tom" with an "H". Don't be like them
Timothy Nickname "Timmy" signifies a very annoying child
Todd Associated with dumb high-school jocks
Trevor Even though it faintly smells of social climber
Troy For goodness' sake, look what happened to Troy!
Victor Have fun, Les Mis fans
Vincent Despite association with Vincent Van Gogh and Vince McMahon
Wade It just sounds silly. Say it. "Wade". Heh heh
Walter As a nickname, "Walt" is preferable to "Wally"
Warren Warren Harding plus Warren Beatty equals womanizer
Wayne If you really want to name your kid for the Duke, call him "John"
Wesley Primarily for Methodists
William Although an inevitable nickname might be "Slick Willie"
Woodrow President Wilson was as racist a president as any
Zachary
Aaron "Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?"
Abraham Folks will suspect he's Jewish or named for Lincoln
Adam Name book: "An appropriate name for the first boy in a family that has produced many girls." No, it isn't
Adrian Unless you're really from Adria
Alan The "Allen" spelling is for last names
Albert "You can call me Al"
Alexander But not "Alec"s
Alfred For you Tennyson fans
Andrew Hard to mess this one up
Anthony Hey, Brits, don't forget the "H", and no "Antoine"s, either
Arnold Wait until Schwarzenegger has faded from the scene
Arthur Means "rock". Dude!
Austin You'll have to contend with Austin Powers and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Barry Male names that end in "y" should be nicknames
Bartholomew There's only one "Bart"
Benjamin A plethora of important ones - Franklin, Disraeli, Britten, etc.
Bernard Think of Bernard of Clairveaux. (What, you've never heard of him?)
Blake This is a last name
Bradley It's overused
Brendan This is the correct spelling, not "Brandon", so take note, Yanks
Brent Unless you're Canadian
Brett Leave the one-"T" spelling to Bret Hart and Bret Harte
Brian This is the oldest and best spelling, and don't even think about adding a "T"
Broderick If this were our chairman's name, he'd want to be called "Ricky"
Bruce G'day!
Caleb We killed this one about 1920, but you folks wouldn't let it die
Calvin Only if you're Protestant
Cameron It may be Scottish, but it's still crap
Carl Stick with the Anglicized spelling
Casey Should be a nickname, just ask Charles Stengel
Cecil For Commonwealth types, it's too aristocratic for America
Chad Even when the U.S. election fades into memory, there's still that embarrassingly poor country in Africa
Charles Plenty of famous namesakes, from Darwin to Brown
Christopher No need to spell this with a "K"
Clarence But think of a good nickname
Clark Occupational names are verboten
Clifford Because he'll someday see the Martin Short movie
Clive Only for Englishmen
Cody Take that, Gifford
Cole Roger Ebert has a "Cole Rule"
Colin Actually, used to be a nickname for "Nicholas"
Corey There can be only two
Cornelius "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!"
Craig A last name, you've got it confused with "Greg"
Curtis If you need to call him "Curt", that can be a nickname for "Charles" or "Conrad"
Dale 85% of all "Dale"s live in Iowa
Damian Unless the father is Satan
Daniel Don't mess with the spelling, lest it be confused with "Danielle"
Darrel There are more ways to spell this than there are to spell "Khaddaffi"
David We hear some folks spell this "Dafydd", but you sure wouldn't, would you?
Dean Another occupational name
Dennis Means "follower of Dionysius". Everybody loves a party animal
Derek Same problem as "Darrel". And avoid "Dirk" at all costs
Donald Wait until we've forgotten Osmond, Trump, and that guy who owns the L.A. Clippers
Douglas Oddly enough, used to be a girls' name
Duncan Americans hear this and think "donuts"
Dustin There's only been one "Dustin" of note. Keep it that way
Dwight It's Flemish. Everybody loves the Flemings, except the Walloons
Dylan Only if you can recite some Dylan Thomas lyrics off the top of your head right now. Go ahead, we'll wait
Earl In the U.S., used only by fertilizer salesmen from Nebraska
Edgar Gothic parents should avoid the temptation to use "Allen" as a middle name
Edmund The "Ed" prefix means "wealthy", and don't we all want rich kids?
Edward Use "Ted" as a nickname for "Theodore"
Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin's real name, so there's no excuse for naming your kid "Buzz"
Elliot Phone home
Eric Why would you spell this with a "K"?
Ernest If "Sesame Street" didn't kill it, Jim Varney did
Ethan Ethan Allen was a jerk
Eugene If you want your kid to be a playwright
Evan/Owen Use the English "John", unless you're just off the boat
Francis He'll want you to call him "Frank"
Franklin No matter how left-wing you are
Frederick Everybody loved Fred Rogers
Gabriel Belongs to the women now
Garth But hey, you could still name him after Chris Gaines
Gary "Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper, super duper!"
Geoffrey Let's face it, the "Jeffrey" spelling has won, except among toy-store mascots
George Don't forget to tell him about the rabbits
Gerald "Geraldo", even if you're Hispanic
Glen/Glenn Wait until the "-n"/"-nn" debate has been resolved
Grant Sounds too much like "grunt"
Gregory Sixteen popes can't be wrong
Guy Unless you can give a detailed explanation of the Gunpowder Plot
Harlan Means "army land", so pacifists beware
Harold Under no circumstances should you name his sister "Maude"
Harrison Use it as a middle name, if you must use it at all
Henry But not if he's the eighth child
Herbert Herbert Hoover had it, and look how unlucky he was
Herman And this goes for any other Melville homages
Homer Have you been living under a rock?
Howard Only fussy people will call him "Ward"
Hugh But be on the lookout for puns
Humphrey Unless you're naming a pet hippo
Hunter An odious occupational name
Ian If you're actually Scottish
Irving The 142nd fastest gun in the west
Isaac The long form of "Ike"
Jacob Spell it with a "C", and expect the inevitable nickname, "Jake the Snake"
James Used by 5 U.S. presidents - five!
Jared Find out why
Jason Way too popular at the moment
Jeffrey Has beaten out "Geoffrey" as the preferred spelling
Jeremy Pearl Jam's in the collective consciousness to stay
Jerome The proper way to pay tribute to Hieronymus Bosch
Jesse Popular name for uncles (cf. "Dukes of Hazzard", "Full House")
Joel Even though the Old Testament prophet of that name is dull
John You needed to ask?
Jonathan Don't get in a huff over "Jon"/"John"
Jordan Middle English for "chamber pot"
Joseph Name book people think this is Che Guevara's real name. It isn't
Joshua Far too common at the present
Julian/Julius Go ahead, call him "Jules"
Justin But you ought to know who Justinian is
Keith Scots Gaelic for "forest", so don't go to Scotland and hang out in forests
Kenneth But if "South Park" continues much longer, forget it
Kevin Not if McAllister is your last name. Aaaaugh!
Kirk Insert your own "Star Trek" joke here
Kyle Wait until people stop using it for girls
Lance Derived from "Lancelot", and who could live up to those expectations?
Lawrence We will accept the nickname "Lon"
Lee Gender issues aplenty
Leonard Don't even think about "Leonardo"
Lloyd Variant "Floyd" is just too silly
Louis Two odd English variants- "Lewis" and "Aloysius". Skip 'em
Luke "Lucas" is not the long form of this name
Luther Variant "Lothair" is great if you're writing a novel about barbarians
Malcolm Looks like "Malcolm in the Middle" is here to stay
Marcus/Mark Don't insist on "Marc"
Marshall This is a very high rank, too much pressure
Martin Don't name his brothers "Abraham" and "John"
Matthew Still a good name, despite Matt Damon
Max Abundant puns
Michael Yell "Mike!" on any playground and watch twenty kids come running
Miles Good for you DS9 fans
Morgan Help reclaim this one for the men
Nathan Stick to this, rather than the longer "Nathaniel"
Neil The Neil Armstrong spelling is better than the Neal Anderson spelling
Nelson Remember the band?
Nicholas One variant is "Nikita". Don't use that
Noah Can't possibly misspell this one
Norman Inevitable nickname - "Stormin' Norman"
Oliver Cromwell failed to kill it, which means "Adolph" will be back in a few hundred years
Otto The Germans are our pals now
Patrick Silly for non-Irishmen
Paul Even though one variant is "Pol", as in Pol Pot
Perry Short for "Peregrine", and who'd name their kid that?
Peter Norman spelling "Pierce" is also OK
Philip That's one "L"
Ralph Use as a verb killed its use as a name
Randolph Nickname "Randy" is OK - in the U.S.
Raphael We at the Institute will never forgive Raef LaFrentz for going to Kansas
Raymond Avoid "Rae", lest he end up like Rae Carruth
Reese You're thinking of "Rhys". Don't use that either
Reginald Use among white people is rare
Reuben Name book says you can call him "Ruby". No, you can't
Richard Diminutives are spelled "Rick" and "Ricky". Forget Ric Flair and Rickey Henderson
Robert Rebels rejoice
Roderick If you don't mind association with Rod Roddy
Rodney Go with "Roderick", it's got pedigree
Roger If you think this can be spelled with a "D", you're wrong
Ronald Conservatives only
Roy Better than variants "Rex", "Royce", etc.
Rudolph Sing it
Russell Means "red-skinned". Native Americans might be offended
Ryan Use "Ryan" or "Brian", but don't compromise and use "Bryan"
Samuel Great name for private eyes
Saul Biblical connections galore
Scott Used only in the 20th century, and that's over now
Sean Though you really should use "John", and you sure shouldn't tamper with the spelling
Shane Use "Sean" or "John"
Sidney Don't use it for girls, don't spell it "Sydney", and never, ever feed it after midnight
Simon The nickname "Si" is very silly indeed
Stanley 20th century, but since it has a foreign equivalent ("Stanislaus"), it's OK
Stephen There's a "V" in "Steve", but not in "Stephen". Got it?
Taylor Every kid named "Taylor" is a brat. No exceptions
Terrell Means "follower of Thor". You don't worship Thor, do you?
Theodore Nickname him "Ted". "Theo" is for Huxtables
Thomas Some people think you spell "Tom" with an "H". Don't be like them
Timothy Nickname "Timmy" signifies a very annoying child
Todd Associated with dumb high-school jocks
Trevor Even though it faintly smells of social climber
Troy For goodness' sake, look what happened to Troy!
Victor Have fun, Les Mis fans
Vincent Despite association with Vincent Van Gogh and Vince McMahon
Wade It just sounds silly. Say it. "Wade". Heh heh
Walter As a nickname, "Walt" is preferable to "Wally"
Warren Warren Harding plus Warren Beatty equals womanizer
Wayne If you really want to name your kid for the Duke, call him "John"
Wesley Primarily for Methodists
William Although an inevitable nickname might be "Slick Willie"
Woodrow President Wilson was as racist a president as any
Zachary
