A friend of mine sent me an email yesterday from a website which allows you have a laugh by sending anonymous emails. The email said:
"Dear Del
Thank you for your enquiry about our escorts. We can visit you in your hotel, home or even in a bar somewhere. In the past we have even arranged visits at the Zoo, so no problem, wherever you want.
In answer to your other question, yes, we have ladies that will dress up in octopus outfits. Please let us know when you want our ladies to visit you at your home.
Yours sincerely,
Alexa Languini
Bluebottle Escorts "
It had an email attached to the end of this message which made it seem I had actually sent a query to them! Had me in stitches. I knew it was a wind-up but it took a while for my mate to own up that he had sent it.
There's loads of other ones too. It's at:
if anyone wants to wind up their friends.
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poor lass, she's only been driving three days and now she's got a parking fine 
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Quote by cplbbw
poor lass, she's only been driving three days and now she's got a parking fine
you have lost me what you on about Dracae
think im having a blonde moment
sorry i seem to be talking in riddles, please feel free to punish me :twisted:
i sent an email to my chauffer about a parking fine, she only passed her test three days ago
Quote by dracae
poor lass, she's only been driving three days and now she's got a parking fine
you have lost me what you on about Dracae
think im having a blonde moment
sorry i seem to be talking in riddles, please feel free to punish me :twisted:
i sent an email to my chauffer about a parking fine, she only passed her test three days ago
oo you posh sod you have a chaffer i want one :bounce: i want one :bounce:
we i think its time i certified you then
CERTIFIED BY CPLBBW FOR TALKING IN RIDDLES!!!!!
and here is your punishment
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Quote by cplbbw
oo you posh sod you have a chaffer i want one :bounce: i want one :bounce:
we i think its time i certified you then
CERTIFIED BY CPLBBW FOR TALKING IN RIDDLES!!!!!
and here is your punishment
thankyou, thankyou, thankyou :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by delsutton
A Chauffeur! Wow, do you work for someone famous?
i AM somebody famous I AM DRACAE
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Quote by dracaeNow thats just plain mean (she says, laughing manically!
poor lass, she's only been driving three days and now she's got a parking fine
) 