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I have a profile on another site, which I rarely check these days. However, I still get the odd reply as I don't know how to delete the profile rolleyes . Anyway, I checked it today and had the following reply.... check this out, he's certainly gone to town with the info - shame he doesn't fit any of my criteria.... :shock:
Ooooops, I just thought - I hope one of you guys didn't write it redface
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Hello sweetheart
Nice to come across your profile, you sound so interesting, it be nice to get to know you as friends and may be become lovers, who knows.
I am xxxxxxxxxxage 30, I was 30 last month, so I am an Aries my star sign, what star sign are you.
I am slim with dark short brown hair, 5f 10 tall, none smoker, I have some tattoos on both arms; I had them done when I was young.
I have hazel eyes. I am a student nurse at college and working as a bank nurse.
I don’t use the internet much, I came across this website and thought I make some new friends to email with and get to know one another.
I am an vegan, I don’t eat meat or eat or drink any dairy product, I hate cruelty to animals, people think they don’t think, but only one thing they cant do it speak, that why I am a member in the animals rights group, I fight for our animals, that why I am so caring, I hate cruelty to animals.
The way animals suffer, I rather not take part of it, that why I am a caring and loving person, I have a heart of gold, the only thing I am crazy about, is my high sex drive.
I am a very honest person, I am up front, you get what you see from me, and I think being open and honest get you along way.
I will tell you what music I like, I love 70”s and 80”s and I love the 90”s.
I have loads of music; I love pop and dance and house music and r & b.
I like all music; I like queen and rolling stones, so you know I like music a lot.
I do like Elton john, the Beatles and I admire Madonna.
I live in xxxxxxxxxxxx in a nice flat and I have been single for two months.
I would like to get to know you more and see if we get on well and hopefully become good friends and may be take it further.
It best to get to know one another first before anything strong, I like to take my time and our friendship can mature.
Once I got to know you and you are loving and caring, I will stick by you for the rest of your life, not like most people I will be your friends for life, I just need a friend to chat to and someone who I can have a sensible chat and someone who a great listener.
We have to send out loving thoughts for the people who got problems in the world, some people haven’t got any food to eat, or some people got any shoes to wear, we have to appreciate life more, we are lucky to have life.
Some people don’t have respect and don’t appreciate life, they take life for granted.
We don’t know we are born, we got a great life, we got a heart and lungs we can breathe and do the main things in life. Like me I appreciate the life I got, I respect my life and I am very happy from within, I learnt to appreciate what I have got in life.
You never know what you got in life to you lose it.
What happens one morning you wake up and you have no food or the central heating don’t work or the kettle don’t work and you can’t make a drink or the car don’t work and you can’t get to work, think about it, what would you do.
We have a blessed life, if we have another day and we wake up everyday and we are happy and we do a great job in life helping other people and making other people life much better then least you can say, that a job well done.
Our lives are precious. There are someone else worse off than us, that why I learnt to appreciate life and I am very sensible and that why I know you like the way I think and I am a person knows what I want.
I am Avery positive person and where I go in life I always give off positive vibes, no point in being negative, always look on the bright side of life and I always think so positive and then positive things happen.
Life is what you make it and life is short sometimes I don’t know where life goes, do you see that that life’s goes quick.
I wish I know now ten year ago, I am thirty year old now, I wished I know what I know now when I was twenty, that why I am going back to college to study and train to become a fully qualified nurse. It never to late to learn, that why I am so positive that I will do well, I never giving up, I WANT TO LOOK BACK IN LIFE AND SAY LEAST I TRIED OR SAY I DID WHAT I WANT TO DO IN LIFE
You can email me
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Once you emailed me, I will send you my picture of me, will you send me some of you.
You can send me a text message if you want or feel free to ring if you want a chat.
My number is, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
It nice to meet someone very interesting, I hope you like my email and hopefully we can get to know one another, have a lovely day.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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:shock: bloody hell im never going to complain again at the 2 line e-mails people have sent me.
What on eatrh would you ask someone when you met if they had already told you everything???
xfemxxxxxxx
I'm sorry I sent this to you Blue. It's my form letter. I hope that you liked it. It has brought me much success.
Kindest regards
Paul redface
um........................
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um........................

Was that UM aimed at me? confused
I try my best you know
Paul
Now I may be mistaken(I usually am redface )......
but is he saying.................
FANCY A SHAG?
:shock: :shock: :shock: OMG Blue..... That's what you call a reply......
Soooooo..... Are you going to contact them??........ wink lol
kiss
Shireen
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*Sincerely hopes that Blue knows she is joking
Quote by Fun365
I'm sorry I sent this to you Blue. It's my form letter. I hope that you liked it. It has brought me much success.
Kindest regards
Paul redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Fun365
I'm sorry I sent this to you Blue. It's my form letter. I hope that you liked it. It has brought me much success.

fun365 just how do ya bloody win eh?? you get slated for the one liner, then you try REALLY bloody hard and everyone just has a rite giraffe, and posts it on a PUBLIC fecking forum FFS!
i thought it was fantastic, and i've been VERY busy with the cut'n'paste jobby i send out!! soooooo much better than mine!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you couldn't make it up! :lol2:
neil x x x x
and blue, do i really wanna know why i cracked yas up on saturday?????? .i really wanna know!! lol maybe in a pm to spare me blushes tho eh????? ;-)
the bit that cracked me up..............
Quote by bluexxx
Life is what you make it and life is short sometimes I don’t know where life goes, do you see that that life’s goes quick.

errr i could have a good guess that half of it went on composing this email!
lol
MMmmmm you get the feeling hes used that before... i get the feeling its been copied and pasted about a million times
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Now I may be mistaken(I usually am redface )......
but is he saying.................
FANCY A SHAG?

Sounds like he wants a bit more than that..... :shock:
Anyone else think "mad stalker"?
Maybe life has hardened us ALL to be cynics, but just imagine if the guy is actually genuine and wrote it himself. I guess in a perfect world we would chat a while to suss him out. I for one HOPE he is genuine, and gets the response he looks for. NOT often you find such an open intro, and maybe I am well off, but I think he has honesty in his heart.
I think I agree with Rocky on this one. He seems a little confused with what he was wanting so he just kept typing, like you would blurt out random things if you were nervous in a conversation.
I feel his plea for a friend was genuine but it felt like it had an underlining feel of desperation. He was desperate for a friend or even a reply rather than a jolly good time with little 'ol Blue.
But then again I think desperation is too a strong a word to use. I think he was trying to show that he is a 'nice' person.
Then again I think things through too much. Maybe he was one of the copy and pasters and he just does really want a shag.
ha ha .. i only got half way before thinking "sod this".lol..
Magik
I agree with Rocky, I think it could be genuine, and I hope it is, as it is strangely moving. I just feel that if it were a fake it would be funnier or weirder, instead of being what it is, banal but honest-sounding.
Mike.
oooh you are all so understanding..... i thought he was a right bunny boiler
ramblings of a mad man.......mind you....be really sad if he was genuine.... lol
soph and nige
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sing............... 3 is the magic number!!!!!
I agree with for this man. I too am a nurse and know how bloody lonely and frustrating it can be working with all these gorgeous female nurses . They wont entertain you cause they think all male nurses are gay. I wish him please be kind . At least send him a nice text back.
awhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a long, rambling mail - but very likely genuine from a very lonely young man ... you have to feel for him confused
Lucy kiss
Anyone else think "mad stalker"?

Run!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
lol @ Heather its got a chance
So Blue when you are wondering in the woods take care not to kill any insects as you might upset him.
Very strange that 1,but mad stalking type does spring to mind.
Thanks for all of your comments - just a quick update....
I did reply, and I sent him a very polite "thanks but no thanks". I said that I agree with his cruelty to animals stance (I do really, I was a vegan for 5 years you know, but then I lapsed rolleyes ), but I didn't think we were looking for the same things in life....
Ah, Blue can be nice sometimes lol
Quote by bluexxx
I do really, I was a vegan for 5 years

I wasn't going to reply to this. I didn't want the opinion that people have of me to sink even further. But.
Can a vegan swallow, or do they have to spit?
i am not a vegan, love choc too much.. but dont eat meat.
i get round that little problem by saying.... its ok, as long as its still alive!
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OK DJohn, if vegans are not allowed to swallow maybe I never was a true vegan after all
lol :lol: :lol:
Is he a Geordie ?
So Busty..youve never put meat in your mouth? wink