Hallelujahâ€¦ she has arisen

28 Jun 2004

I was just about to post a reply to a thread when I was overwhelmed by the strangest feeling ever.
My feet started to rise of the floor and I was enveloped in a beam of light.
I ran to the front door to see what was going on, but as soon as I opened it, the choir who have taken permanent residence in my front garden began to sing and wave their arms in a quite disturbing fashion.
I called my best friend to come over as I was feeling quite worried by the whole situation, but instead of my 24 year old female friendâ€¦ an 80 year old polish geezer called John-Paul turned up.
Not totally sure that this â€œgodlikeâ€ lark is going to be all its cracked up to be to be honest peeps! confused

Pros:
-I can create a man in 6 days.
-my household insurance can no longer be deemed to be invalid for â€œacts of godâ€â€¦. Just put it in as household accident.
-did I mention I can create a man in six days??? :twisted:
Cons:-I now have a booming voiceâ€¦ so on the phone everyone is convinced I am one of those sad single men pretending to be a fem.
-There is a distinct lack of naughty people up here!
-it takes a whole six days to create a man!

28 Jun 2004

Congratulations on joining yet another select group of people. Unfortunately you don't win an award for this to match you previous awards(s), but as you have reached these dizzy heights, you will receive your reward in Heaven!! (Swinging Heaven!!).
Mal
lol

28 Jun 2004

Congratulations on your Godlike status, may your next 1000 be as fun to read.
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

28 Jun 2004

well done Busty it is a small group indeed that reach the 1000.
Hearty congratulations !!!

28 Jun 2004

I suppose you get the abilty to teleport , I can see how this would have evolved as a repsonse to the time of "I need to get out more" . Since you are now all knowing , can you tell me where the missing sock is hiding ?

28 Jun 2004

XXX

28 Jun 2004

This being a god stuff sounds pretty cool..... where do I sign my soul away for a few extra powers :twisted:

28 Jun 2004

You're powerful enough for me, Blue!!! lol

Mal

28 Jun 2004

Woohoo!!!!! Well done WBB!!!! so you've been a member a few days more than me and have posted double the amount of twaddle!! Well played that girl!!
:cheers: drinkies

:lol2:

28 Jun 2004

thanks peeps...........
... forgot to add.. i will no longer be available on sundays from now on!!!! lol

28 Jun 2004

Well done WBB you have taught us a lot over your last 1000 posts.
We cant wait to learn ever more useful and interesting things from your next 1000.
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

28 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wonderful 1000th post WBB, love it!
Congratulations
To a cracking girl - bluddy funny with it :lol2:

Here's to your next 1000 :cheers:

28 Jun 2004

Congrats WBB
after god dom roll on Mod dom!!!!
wishes
Gil

28 Jun 2004

CONGRATULATIONS WBB biggrin

Once you start posting you just can't stop the habit....................Look forward to many more of your posts. :D :D

28 Jun 2004

Blimey hun what with posting on here and bickering with Tonguey, how do you fit that much into a day ?????
Seriously, well done WBB, you can come claim a special snog this weekend
passionkiss

28 Jun 2004

Congatulations
I'm not very good with the emoticons so,

assionkiss: :passionkiss: Well Done biggrin

Ps
If you can make a man in 6 days how quickly can you knock up a few extra parts :twisted:
Jas
XXX

28 Jun 2004

congrats on reaching 4 digits..... biggrin

:D :D
does that mean we have the praise her away from the keyboard????
may your next 1000 be as enjoyable to read...
sean xxxx

28 Jun 2004

how sweet you all are mwah x x x x x x
may i ask, instead of lighting candles for me in church.. can you just give me the cash in an envelope at the munch? lol

:lol:

28 Jun 2004

sigh

due to a recent pm from mal... it has become inevitable that i have to explain the "pecking order" of the sky!!! :P
it goes without saying that a god like creature is higher up the food chain than a mere heavenly helper....... note the HELPER bit..... :twisted:
this means that mal is now officially my slave (not in THAT way.. thats already established! wink

).
hope this explains it a bit better for u honeyx lol

:lol: :lol:
xxxxxxxxxxx

28 Jun 2004

Congrats WBB ,i suppose you`ll be after a reward as recompence for all those that ive claimed over the last few months.
Well put youre mind at ease,it will be there ready for you on Saturday wink

28 Jun 2004

Quote by the_tongue
Congrats WBB ,i suppose you`ll be after a reward as recompence for all those that ive claimed over the last few months.
Well put youre mind at ease,it will be theree ready for you on Saturday

of course.. but what can i have????????????

28 Jun 2004

Welcome to the gang Busty !!

28 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome to the gang Busty !!

right thats it.. if i have to be in the same gang as him ^^^^^^^^^^ i am deleting half my posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
of course.. but what can i have????????????

Ive got some very good ideas about this but if i told you ,id have to kill you and theres no way i can do im not telling.

29 Jun 2004

Wel done WBB, looking to catch you up in about 2010 ;)

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
sigh
due to a recent pm from mal... it has become inevitable that i have to explain the "pecking order" of the sky!!! :P
it goes without saying that a god like creature is higher up the food chain than a mere heavenly helper....... note the HELPER bit..... :twisted:
this means that mal is now officially my slave (not in THAT way.. thats already established! ).
hope this explains it a bit better for u honeyx :lol: :lol:
xxxxxxxxxxx

Hmmm,
Methinks the young lady has not read the handbook which goes with 'godlike' status. The pecking order is as follows:
Black Dalek
Heavenly helpers
Gods
Mortals
Mere mortals
one-liners
Amoebas
Hope that helps clarify the situation!!!
Mal

29 Jun 2004

Well done, Busty!
... and I see young Mal is about to notch up his 2000! biggrin

29 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
sigh
due to a recent pm from mal... it has become inevitable that i have to explain the "pecking order" of the sky!!! :P
it goes without saying that a god like creature is higher up the food chain than a mere heavenly helper....... note the HELPER bit..... :twisted:
this means that mal is now officially my slave (not in THAT way.. thats already established! ).
hope this explains it a bit better for u honeyx :lol: :lol:
xxxxxxxxxxx

Hmmm,
Methinks the young lady has not read the handbook which goes with 'godlike' status. The pecking order is as follows:
Black Dalek
Heavenly helpers
Gods
Mortals
Mere mortals
one-liners
Amoebas
Hope that helps clarify the situation!!!
Mal
mal.. the amoebas and one liners are on and the same.. are they not????
as for OUR pecking order,, you KNOW we have come to our own arrangement! :twisted: :wink:
lololololololololo

Quote by Heather
Well done, Busty!
... and I see young Mal is about to notch up his 2000!

oooooohhhhh heather... didint know there was ANOTHER mal here!!!
lol :lol:
<<<<<<thinks she best run now!!!!!!!

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
mal.. the amoebas and one liners are one and the same.. are they not????
Yes, but we do try and give them the benefit of the doubt!!
as for OUR pecking order,, you KNOW we have come to our own arrangement! :twisted:
lololololololololo
OI! Behave!! (Misbehave privately!! )
Well done, Busty!
... and I see young Mal is about to notch up his 2000!

oooooohhhhh heather... didint know there was ANOTHER mal here!!!
lol lol

<<<<<<thinks she best run now!!!!!!!
Yes, you bloody well better!!!! :twisted:
Just building up to a good 'un to celebrate!! :lol:
Mal - who looks younger than he is.
(especially to ladies with golden labradors and white sticks - before any further comments!! ) rotflmao

29 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
OI! Behave!! (Misbehave privately!! )
not sooooo private as it sometimes turns out though hey? lol
<<<<<<thinks she best run now!!!!!!!
Yes, you bloody well better!!!! :twisted:
ok... but will make sure i run slowly... or you will never be able to catch me....with your dodgy hip and stuff.... its just ur age! :lol: