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Can I add orange juice, mineral water, and more strawberries please
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Noooooooo, no Marmite or Bovril - they're just wrong. 
Quote by ijiot
General food one is OK but add some ice cubes and a silk blindfold too?
well, if you're adding the ice cubes I may as well put a small bottle of JD in there too, for dutch courage, chilling out afterwards, medicinal usage and all-round under-the-influence behaviour! :P
oh, and while I'm at it, 20 B&H :smoke:
Quote by Phoenix
Classy Avatar Elliott.
I second that - I was admiring Martin's earlier :shock:
However I'm a bit upset that Eliott took the ET one down so soon after we made such an effort to do a pic of it for the avatar challenge - took me ages to fit Dammie into that box Now I'm wondering how on earth we do this one.
Rushes off for some sticky-back plastic & egg boxes
Quote by Elliot
The main reason for it is to test our a new mobile billing platform (another part of the business, nothing swinger related) But we thought it would be nice as well. Chances are we are going to lose money on it, so don't start panicing thinking its the start of an Ad spree
Are you saying that this offer only applies here? That would be a surprise.
(That was a sincere question/comment btw, not sarcastic, if you tel me it is so then it is so)
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
What at for a text entry :shock: :eeek:
That could buy Dammie half a pint :lol2:
Half a pint ..... HALF A PINT ... you are going into the wrong pubs mrs
I can buy a pint of Gunness for £1 where I live
DD
Pints for a pound and women like DD about what the hell am I still doing up here (I paid for a half of Abbot Ale the other night in Cambridgeshire)
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
The main reason for it is to test our a new mobile billing platform (another part of the business, nothing swinger related) But we thought it would be nice as well. Chances are we are going to lose money on it, so don't start panicing thinking its the start of an Ad spree
Are you saying that this offer only applies here? That would be a surprise.
(That was a sincere question/comment btw, not sarcastic, if you tel me it is so then it is so)
Thats right, no where else ie; we probably loose money. Someone mentioned getting unwanted texts and mobile numbers being sold, that isn't a good thing for any business to do, there are regualtions to follow.
Sex God
Quote by Elliot
The main reason for it is to test our a new mobile billing platform (another part of the business, nothing swinger related) But we thought it would be nice as well. Chances are we are going to lose money on it
Soooooooooooooooooooo............... you're using SH as a test for another part of your business.... doing something that will lose you money? Okaaaaaaaaaaaay
........... hmmmmmmmmmmm................ my nose is twitching :? :? :? :? 
Sex God
My contribution would be
A couple of nice big Lobsters, marinated Crayfish tails, chilled Oysters, Black Cherries, double Devonshire Cream. And a Magnum of Pink Champaign.
A couple of nice big Lobsters, marinated Crayfish tails, chilled Oysters, Black Cherries, double Devonshire Cream. And a Magnum of Pink Champaign.
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
The main reason for it is to test our a new mobile billing platform (another part of the business, nothing swinger related) But we thought it would be nice as well. Chances are we are going to lose money on it, so don't start panicing thinking its the start of an Ad spree
Are you saying that this offer only applies here? That would be a surprise.
(That was a sincere question/comment btw, not sarcastic, if you tel me it is so then it is so)
Thats right, no where else ie; we probably loose money. Someone mentioned getting unwanted texts and mobile numbers being sold, that isn't a good thing for any business to do, there are regualtions to follow.
probably loose money ie; most peeps that come here don't come here for a hamper
Sex God
OOOH and dont forget the CAT repelant :twisted:
Sex God
can i add..........................
........................................................birds ready made custard and bell house chocolate fudge cake?
........................................................birds ready made custard and bell house chocolate fudge cake?
Sex God
Where's the turkey? and the roast spuds, parsnips, carrots, sprouts and yorkshire puds? 
As long as it has alcohol in it (which it does) and some sweet stuff I'm not bothered, last year's hamper's still under my daughter's bed anyway :lol2:
As long as it has alcohol in it (which it does
) and some sweet stuff I'm not bothered, last year's hamper's still under my daughter's bed anyway :lol2: Sex God
i have never met anyone who has managed to actually use everything that came in an xmas hamper!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont think it is actually do-able.
i am sure they have someone whose job it is to come up with the most random and useless items they can in order to pad them out.
i dont think it is actually do-able.
i am sure they have someone whose job it is to come up with the most random and useless items they can in order to pad them out.
Sex God
Quote by Phoenix
last year's hamper's still under my daughter's bed anyway :lol2:
Doesn't it smell a bit
It doesn't have anything in it that could go of ffs. There's something like, a jar of ginger preserve (wtf!) a box of crackers.... oh hang on, we might have eaten those... erm... a box of green tea leaves... can't really remember, but it didn't have perishable type stuff in it. I'm not THAT bad a housekeeper fgs!
Quote by Angel Chat
last year's hamper's still under my daughter's bed anyway :lol2:
Doesn't it smell a bit
It doesn't have anything in it that could go of ffs. There's something like, a jar of ginger preserve (wtf!) a box of crackers.... oh hang on, we might have eaten those... erm... a box of green tea leaves... can't really remember, but it didn't have perishable type stuff in it. I'm not THAT bad a housekeeper fgs!
Was he talking about the hamper, or the bedroom of a young lady!
Sex God
just save up all the crap out of it each year till eventually you will have enough to make a full one to give to someone you dont like!
Quote by Angel Chat
It doesn't have anything in it that could go of ffs. There's something like, a jar of ginger preserve (wtf!) a box of crackers.... oh hang on, we might have eaten those... erm... a box of green tea leaves... can't really remember, but it didn't have perishable type stuff in it. I'm not THAT bad a housekeeper fgs!
Oh shit, I've upset Angel Chat.
In the words of Michael Winner
"It was only a joke dear, only a joke"
Orgasminator
Och nooooooooo the rot starts... I just saw an advert at the top of the site asking SH members to spend and win a hamper... but now I cannot see it! Am I too late as usual? Imagining it or what... 
Sex God
No you didn't imagine it. I saw it very early this morning and I have to say my immediate thought was 
Not sure if it's worth risking a text and giving out my number to win a hamper though. I don't want to be bombarded with spam texts in the future, which would give me the dubious honour of paying to receive them
Nah sod it! I'll buy my own hamper
Tracy-Jayne
Not sure if it's worth risking a text and giving out my number to win a hamper though. I don't want to be bombarded with spam texts in the future, which would give me the dubious honour of paying to receive them
Nah sod it! I'll buy my own hamper
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
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Is it worth switching my firewall off so that I can see it?
lhk
Kat
Oops! Sorry. Didn't see the other thread
Oh and no it's not worth switching off the firewall for
T-J
