Handbags!!!!

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

After rummaging around for my lipbalm in my bag this afternoon ive noticed what a load of stuff ive got knocking around in there.
Ive got enough pens to keep a classroom up for a year,plasters if the kids fall over,lipbalm,purse,etc,etc.
And just to think before i had kids i used to take the p*ss out of women who used them.
So girlies what do you carry around in yours??
Anything really interesting???
And any guys carry a bag??if so whats in it??
Clare,xxx
wink

novice1

Casanova

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I've just had a look in mine, didn't realise I had so much junk in there! redface

ops:
Here goes. rolleyes

Packet of cigs
2 empty cig packets
Purse
Tissues
Cling film from the sandwich I took to work last wednesday :oops:
Emery board
Compact mirror
Cheap specs in a tube
Lighter
Tiger balm
Lip balm
2 pens
Lip gloss.
Inside zipper contains filters (incase I fancy one of Mr novice's roll ups) and 2 condoms (incase I get lucky) wink

Outside pocket.
Boarding cards from last ferry trip
Paracemol
Ibuprofen
Joyriders
Driving licence
GUM clinic card
Instructions for using mobile phone abroad
:shock: :shock:

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Crikey and i thought mine was full of stuff!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink

mattmoleman

Sex God

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I actually carry around a bag with me.
I only keep a couple of balls inside it though.
Sorry, it had to be said

davej

Sex God

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Seeng as you asked the only thing in my bag at the moment, is a slight infection that the antibiotics should clear up

Unknown User

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Typical blokes!!! :roll:
Clare,xxx
wink

VenusnMars

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

I`ve been good!
Money
Receipts
Cashcards
Letters
Passport.......
and 78658321 old bus tickets
I only started using a bg last year! lol

Venusxxx

Unknown User

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Quote by clarensteve
And any guys carry a bag??if so whats in it??
Clare,xxx

Testes (sorry)
Although - I can be so forgetful at times. If my balls weren't in a bag; I'd forget them rolleyes

:roll:

Redhead068

Warming the Bed

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Mobile phone, purse, tissues, lip balm, paracetamol, chewing gum, pkt of polos, old receipts, bus tickets, lottery tickets, pen, notepad, tape measure (for when we go to B&Q) rolleyes

travel size vaseline, and more junk!

Jags

Sex God

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A purse with umpteen 'reward' or 'store points' cards (Boots, Tesco, Sainsbury, BHS, WH Smith, Costco et al); university library cards; 3 credit cards, 2 debit cards; 12 first class stamps; Â£50 in notes; in coins; 3 receipts from Post Office; O2 top up card for 3 phones and various membership cards :shock:
My dads travel pass from the year he died
My dads spare Â£50 note he hid from my mum in his travel pass holder
A Swiss Army Knife credit card sized thing
A slimline red leather filofax
A cheque book
2 pink pens (for marking)
2 pencils
Spare house keys
Not too bad, eh?? biggrin

:D :D

Calista

Sex God

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Purse, containing various plastic cards (none of them credit though), driving licence, keys, mobile phone, pen, lipstick, sunglasses, mints, couple of condoms, notepad, allergy tablets, deodorant, lozenges, nailfile, nurofen, shopping list and hairbrush.
I sometimes have a lot more in there ... just depends if I'm out with the children and what we are doing .... might also have tissues, plasters, hair bobbles, pants.

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Um, here goes.......
receipts for things i didnt even know i've bought,
mascara,
lipgloss
lipbalm,
a hairbrush,
my purse,
keys
phone, chewing gum
an empty crisp packet
joy rides
a pack of tissues
a milky way wrapper.
:shock:
Am off now for a major clearout!!

Unknown User

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bluexxx

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Keep life simple and don't bother with a bag, carrying stuff is what pockets were invented for :shock:

well_busty_babe

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!! wink

i have loads of handbags.. and never get round to emptying any of them.. the one i used today contains....
purse
keys
travel size shower gel
other keys
condoms
empty condom wraper confused

feminine wipe redface

chewing gum (not in wrapper)
fruit pastells
foldup hair brush
packet of aa batteries(lol.... i know!)
one plaster
a small bottle of tee tree oil :?:
train and bus tickets from this weekend (miss u already babe)
wallet containing 2 credit cards, 2 bank cards ,5 storecards, 2 uni cards, library card, bus pass, national insurance card, young persons rail card,and some loyaly cards i have never used.
a button that i have no idea what its come off
a badge that was made for me
a book mark,
.. and various bits of paper.
amd thats just one bag!!!
ffs.. need to do some sorting!

Redhead068

Warming the Bed

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WBB - I also wondered what joy rides were, but too scared to mention it. Cheers mate!

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!

well_busty_babe

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by dazandlou
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by novice1
Tiger balm
Lip balm

Now I know that Lip Balm is for putting on your lips.
Don't try and tell me you have a Tiger?? dunno

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by dazandlou
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

:laughabove: :shock:

lovebug

Sexlightened

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by Benz2502
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longer

Calista

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by lovebug
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longer
you mean like this???

gilbert

Orgasminator

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longercan't think that anyone else is daft enough to do likewise
you mean like this???

gilbert

Orgasminator

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
Gilbert!!! tee hee
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longercan't think that anyone else is daft enough to do likewise
you mean like this???

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
Gilbert!!! tee hee
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longercan't think that anyone else is daft enough to do likewise
you mean like this???
Well, I wanted a go !! lol

:lol: :lol:

gilbert

Orgasminator

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
Gilbert!!! tee hee
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longercan't think that anyone else is daft enough to do likewise
you mean like this???
Well, I wanted a go !! lol

:lol: :lol:
well Sarge you would wouldn't you cos you are an un reconsructred tart aren't you?
jeelbear

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!!

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
Gilbert!!! tee hee
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longercan't think that anyone else is daft enough to do likewise
you mean like this???
Well, I wanted a go !! lol

:lol: :lol:
well Sarge you would wouldn't you cos you are an un reconsructred tart aren't you?
jeelbear
I am so sorry. I played this game earlier and just couldn't resist doing again (as it were Missus)
Getting a bit gidddy cos I've been jumping, now drinking AND I'm off work next week :bounce: