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Someone has used the phrase "handsome cocks" in the Steam Room.
I just thought I would open a handsome cock appreciation thread! I love cocks. There are definitely some handsome ones out there.
But what makes a handsome cock?
I think it's a combination of size and aesthetics... I like 'em veiny but not overly so, skin tone is important - I like an even colouring. I like them when they look kind of substantial - and I don't mean they have to be massive... I just like 'em to look like they need to be held.
Anyway, I'm thinking about my favourite cocks... so I shall leave you to it!
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I don't like them when they look like I could snap them blast
I don't like them when the foreskin doesn't go back properly :blast:
I don't like them when they are bendy :blast:
I don't like them when they dribble too much pre cum :blast:
I don't like them when they don't make me go 'ummmmm' :blast:
I don't like them when Nola won't share them innocent
Back with more of what I DO like in a bit.....
Sex God
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I'm rather attached to mine rolleyes
Sorry biggrin
Orgasminator
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Don't know if mine is handsome, but he is definately unemployed at the moment lol
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Quote by jesster
Don't know if mine is handsome, but he is definately unemployed at the moment lol

Wot, no cock shot? :cry:
Orgasminator
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Don't know if mine is handsome, but he is definately unemployed at the moment lol

Wot, no cock shot? :cry:
Just uploaded a pic (not a gratuitous cock shot though....yet :lolsmile
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:happy: Mmmm, handsome cocks. :lickface:
I'll probably embarrass t'other half slightly when I say that I think I've been a little bit spoiled as far as pretty cocks go. Makes me a little hot under the collar to think of it. :twisted:
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Ok, now I'm a little more composed. lol I've only ever seen one or two others that have had quite the same draw. I like cocks... but there are preferences that are very similar to Bloke's criteria... actually... almost the same list of cringe-tastics!
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I don't like them when they look like I could snap them
I don't like them when the foreskin doesn't go back properly
I don't like them when they are bendy
I don't like them when they dribble too much pre cum
I don't like them when they don't make me go 'ummmmm'

I prefer pubic hair to be trimmed, not shaved. I prefer that it is nice and smooth, with an even colour, preferably a golden olive skin tone rather than a bulging purple headed monster. It has to look and smell clean! Don't bring it near me if it smells of anything other than bubble bath or clean cotton sheets. Nothing that makes me wrinkle up, gasp 'ugh!' or scream 'Oh my goodness, look at that!' while turning the monitor, or anything that makes my stomach remember it's last meal! That's a no no. It's really quite difficult to describe when I think about it. confused
I suppose liking cock and having a pretty cock are two different things though. It can be a nice cock without it being a pretty cock.
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I love a nice foreskin,the way it moves up and down, and squishes in your mouth,
Cut cocks are so ugly, almost pointless,, lol
The owners know that, so they have invented the 'clean' label as a selling point lol
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I love a nice foreskin,the way it moves up and down, and squishes in your mouth,
Cut cocks are so ugly, almost pointless,, lol
The owners know that, so they have invented the 'clean' label as a selling point lol

Latter point can be for religous reasons in some cases, although I've never really understood the historic reasoning.
Plim
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Mine's been in my hand some lately.
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lol Choon! redface Hahahaha! rotflmao
Monica-and-Tom, politely I'm telling you I think you're wrong. Cut cocks sometimes have to be done for medical reasons. Simples. confused ;) smile
Yes, yes, each to their own and all that. :)
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Cock's are luv-er-ly!!!! and I watch them on cams a lot ... probably a bit too much :twisted: In fact I think I should be given the job of SH cock inspector!!
Occasionally though, and this may surprise some people, sometimes I have to switch off a cock cam as before my eyes I see the most ugly cock!! ... I know, even I am surprised at me!!
I hate loads of foreskin ... you know when there is just sooo much that you spend ages rolling it back that by the time you see the helmet, the mood has gone (that's a whole lot of foreskin!!) As I'm rolling it all back, I begin to wonder what lurks beneath!! I'm not saying that men with massive foreskins are unclean but I have had some nasty experiences where a lack of personal hygeine has triggered the gag reflex and there is no way it is going in my mouth!! These experiences have mentally scarred me, maybe the reason I prefer cut cocks??
My man has the best cock. He is cut (which I prefer but this is not essential criteria) it is not overly veiny, a nice colour, the same thickness all the way and a lovely bell end to go with it. (His cum tastes great too).
OK off to watch some cock cams!!
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Cocks are untidy, at least lady-bits pack away neatly when not in use (well mostly). I really hadn't considered the attractiveness question before this thread. All I was ever interested in was whether a cock I was actually in the presence of got hard enough to be useful bolt
Sexpert
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I don't like them when they dribble too much pre cum blast

Im with you on this 1 its my pet hate.
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i have what you would call a handsome cock.

Why am I not surprised by this?! :giggle:
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Quote by brucie
i have what you would call a handsome cock.

Why am I not surprised by this?! :giggle:
shoot the messenger why dont you rolleyes
How big is the target? :mrgreen:
Sex God
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Dg
Have you got a magnifying glass?? lol :lol:
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Dg
Have you got a magnifying glass?? lol :lol:

From little acorns ...
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For me they have to look in proportion (not into ones that are super long but really thin, or look like they used to be 12" but someone's snapped them off and left a stump). I'm not really into ones that taper from a wide base to a point.
Also with Bloke that I can't be doing with ones where the foreskin doesn't peel back - I don't mind cut or uncut really (although my preference is uncut because there's a bit more to play with and they're always more responsive).
I don't mind them bendy or straight - prefer them veiny and love it when the dribble precum. I also have a penchant for those that have an oversized helmet - like a fleshy lollypop!
As for Nola not sharing, I've not been in that position yet
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Quote by Varken
For me they have to look in proportion (not into ones that are super long but really thin, or look like they used to be 12" but someone's snapped them off and left a stump). I'm not really into ones that taper from a wide base to a point.
Also with Bloke that I can't be doing with ones where the foreskin doesn't peel back - I don't mind cut or uncut really (although my preference is uncut because there's a bit more to play with and they're always more responsive).
I don't mind them bendy or straight - prefer them veiny and love it when the dribble precum. I also have a penchant for those that have an oversized helmet - like a fleshy lollypop!
As for Nola not sharing, I've not been in that position yet
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*really hopes the next one is a fleshy lollypop* :rascal:
*licks lips* :twisted:
Master of Sex
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*really hopes the next one is a fleshy lollypop* :rascal:
*licks lips* :twisted:

Just as long as it's not dipped in 100s and 1000s or covered in chocolate sauce
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Quote by Varken
As for Nola not sharing, I've not been in that position yet
:giggle:

We need to synchronise diaries and men!
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*really hopes the next one is a fleshy lollypop* :rascal:
*licks lips* :twisted:

Just as long as it's not dipped in 100s and 1000s or covered in chocolate sauce
:giggle:
Why not?! dunno
:giggle:
Sexlightened
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Just had a picture taken with a pretty girl's face next to my ***k, now that is a handsome cock wink
Sexlightened
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Now Kent that is a fine cock if Im not mistaken a black red hatch
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Looks like the dreaded purple headed monster to me.:scared:
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