Nine words women use ...
1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8) Whatever:
Is a woman's way of suggesting that you don’t know what you are talking about, and capable of even less!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # you RUN!
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handy hints for the guys...9 words women use
Sex God
"Go ahead!!" is such a dare i say it to often 
the problems starts when they do actually go ahead.... fools :giggle:
the problems starts when they do actually go ahead.... fools :giggle: Sorry girls, but I only speak blokeish.
If you don't say what you mean then you have to take responsibility when things happen that you either didn't intend to happen or happened differently to the way you expected.
We, as members of the male sex, tend to be very simple and uncomplicated. If you wish to complicate things unnecessarily with double-speak then sorry girls, the fuck-ups are down to you for not speaking down to us in the simple and childlike way we understand.
If you don't say what you mean then you have to take responsibility when things happen that you either didn't intend to happen or happened differently to the way you expected.
We, as members of the male sex, tend to be very simple and uncomplicated. If you wish to complicate things unnecessarily with double-speak then sorry girls, the fuck-ups are down to you for not speaking down to us in the simple and childlike way we understand.
Sex God
Go and put the kettle on then! 
Sex God
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
Sex God
Nice bum, Keeno 
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Nice bum, Keeno
Nice ankles FB
Thank you
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Quote by TanKinky
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Well from what I've seen you're certainly hot enough to boil a kettle. I suppose it could be dangerous if it bubbled over and covered you in hot liquid, then ran down your body.
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Well from what I've seen you're certainly hot enough to boil a kettle. I suppose it could be dangerous if it bubbled over and covered you in hot liquid, then ran down your body.
Its good for your skin apparently so im up for it if you are!!!
Advice for the women - words men use:
“I’m going to the cash-point have you seen my car keys?”
This means the man needs get some money out but isn't prepared to walk. He is asking, and would like, your help to find his keys.
“I thinking of buying a bench for the garden.”
The man is considering whether or not to buy a bench for the garden and wants your advice.
"Of course I love you"
This could mean anything.
“I’m going to the cash-point have you seen my car keys?”
This means the man needs get some money out but isn't prepared to walk. He is asking, and would like, your help to find his keys.
“I thinking of buying a bench for the garden.”
The man is considering whether or not to buy a bench for the garden and wants your advice.
"Of course I love you"
This could mean anything.
Quote by TanKinky
Do you really want a daft bint to answer that!!!! it might be dangerous!
I suspect it wouldn't be dangerous to you!
It might be :shock:
Well from what I've seen you're certainly hot enough to boil a kettle. I suppose it could be dangerous if it bubbled over and covered you in hot liquid, then ran down your body.
Its good for your skin apparently so im up for it if you are!!!
I'm always up for a nice cup of coffee with lots of frothy milk. So do I bring my own kettle or do you supply one? ;)
