MrsFC has never been a Librarian
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Happy Birthday ......
Sex God
Everybody thankyou for all your Birthday Wishes on this thread and in PMs. :rose:
Happy Birthday Mrs FC.....
I hope people are brightening your day up with all these lovely greetings: 'twould only seem fair considering how much pleasure you bring to everyone else.
I'd fire a twenty- one gun salute, but, seeing as how cartridges are awful expensive, and pheasant season is nearly here, you'll have to make do with one barrel of the old .410!! If you wouldn't mind waiting for an hour or two while I find a rabbit loitering about, I'll fire one off then (can't waste cartridges you know, after all, Dave J himself told me there was still a war on!! I'm not supposed to tell, but, between you and I , he isn't on holiday at all, but is on 'active service' dealing with an uprising overseas...all very hush hush. I checked with Mrs Davej and she confirmed that therer was a strong element of 'uprising' and 'active service' planned for their holiday....can't understand why she was giggling though!! Not a laughing matter! I asked if he might receive a commendation......she replied that on past performance it was highly unlikely, but that she lived in hope. Funny thing to say.....proper confused me.)
Anyway, here's to you Mrs FC!! In honour of this momentous occasion , I plan to drink your weight in cider.
agricolaxx
I hope people are brightening your day up with all these lovely greetings: 'twould only seem fair considering how much pleasure you bring to everyone else.
I'd fire a twenty- one gun salute, but, seeing as how cartridges are awful expensive, and pheasant season is nearly here, you'll have to make do with one barrel of the old .410!! If you wouldn't mind waiting for an hour or two while I find a rabbit loitering about, I'll fire one off then (can't waste cartridges you know, after all, Dave J himself told me there was still a war on!! I'm not supposed to tell, but, between you and I , he isn't on holiday at all, but is on 'active service' dealing with an uprising overseas...all very hush hush. I checked with Mrs Davej and she confirmed that therer was a strong element of 'uprising' and 'active service' planned for their holiday....can't understand why she was giggling though!! Not a laughing matter! I asked if he might receive a commendation......she replied that on past performance it was highly unlikely, but that she lived in hope. Funny thing to say.....proper confused me.)
Anyway, here's to you Mrs FC!! In honour of this momentous occasion , I plan to drink your weight in cider.
agricolaxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: @ Agricola......
