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Number__1
Sexpert
..............then I'd be a happy contortionist.
But since I can't I'll just say............
.........Wow, it's my BIRTHDAY today!!
lol lol lol lol lol
Unknown User
Happy Birthday!
x
Unknown User
WooHooo ! :bounce:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!! drinkies
any excuse for a piss up in here :cheers:
Unknown User
Its Number1's birthday today
Have a fantastic day
Earthy xx
Unknown User
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUMBER 1!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: kiss
Unknown User
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUMBER 1!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
Happy Birthday!
Number__1
Sexpert
Thank you, thank you, oh thank you, one and all - and of course Earthchild, you DO hold a very special place in me.
Unknown User
Greedy bugger's got 2 threads for his birthday :giggle: Is that like the Queen where you get an official birthday too? rotflmao
Jags
Sex God
I've merged them into one thread!
Happy Birthday BTW.
lol lol lol
Number__1
Sexpert
Greedy, covering all bases - call it anything at all, but I just want to make myself smile and get my 10 minutes of 'fame and fortune and everything that goes with it' - so pardon me and please, just tolerate me for a while.
redface redface lol lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Greedy bugger's got 2 threads for his birthday :giggle: Is that like the Queen where you get an official birthday too? rotflmao
Unknown User
And why not? kiss
Number__1
Sexpert
Thanks for your support - I suppose a 'large smacker is out of the question' lol lol biggrin biggrin
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And why not? kiss
Unknown User
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Thanks for your support - I suppose a 'large smacker is out of the question' lol lol biggrin biggrin
And why not? kiss

I was hoping for a shag rolleyes
Number__1
Sexpert
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus - yes please! More details required!! What a birthday present!!
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Thanks for your support - I suppose a 'large smacker is out of the question' lol lol biggrin biggrin
And why not? kiss

I was hoping for a shag rolleyes
Number__1
Sexpert
You are all so kind - if anyone can find their way to Nottingham over the period 15/19 September (I am playing squash there at this time) I would be very happy to host an impromtu, late birthday party, in some hostilary there is any one can help with a suitable venue suggestion
Unknown User
Too far for me hun but I'm sure you'll have a great time. Post a thread in the LMU when you arrange something :thumbup:
Unknown User
Happy birthday Number 1
What is it, 21 again? lol
Have a great day
Shaz x
Number__1
Sexpert
Ah Tony you're such a wit - but you are only as old as THE ONE YOU FEEL !!
Thanks young man !! wink wink
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Happy birthday Number 1
What is it, 21 again? lol
Have a great day
Shaz x
Number__1
Sexpert
sorry Shaz - I've only just noticed it's you not Tony !! surprised
Unknown User
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Ah Tony you're such a wit - but you are only as old as THE ONE YOU FEEL !!
Thanks young man !! wink wink

Ermmmmm Please note the name it was signed of with at the bottom of the post lol
Shaz x
Unknown User
Have a lovely birthday
candjnwuk
Unknown User
Northen Ireland eh Number 1? :rascal:
I do love an Irish accent :inlove:
Number__1
Sexpert
Northern Ireland - yes indeed, where woamn are woman, men are men and sheep are nervous!! lol
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Northen Ireland eh Number 1? :rascal:
I do love an Irish accent :inlove:
Unknown User
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Northern Ireland - yes indeed, where woamn are woman, men are men and sheep are nervous!! lol
Northen Ireland eh Number 1? :rascal:
I do love an Irish accent :inlove:

I thought that was Wales :dry: must be a Celt thing :giggle:
browning
Orgasminator
Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatos and poo.......................
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Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatos and poo.......................

It was squashed tomatoes and stew when I was younger. What sort of school did you go to?? confused
Number__1
Sexpert
It must have been a GOOD one - it was approved!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol wink wink wink wink wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatos and poo.......................

It was squashed tomatoes and stew when I was younger. What sort of school did you go to?? confused