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Happy Birthday Queen

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foxylady2209
Sex God
83 today - may joy be unconfined etc etc etc.
My Mum is 80 in June - how do I arrange a 21-gun salute for her? I guess I need a Health and Safety risk analysis.
bouncy332
Sex God
happy buffday ma'am
how funny to think she might b on ere to see this lol
bet philip is :shock:
Resonance
Sex God
That reminds me. Need a stamp.
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That reminds me. Need a stamp.
are you going to lick her backside?
lp
Resonance
Sex God
Really! LP!
They are self-adhesive nowadays...
Get with the times. Fluff would nail you to the floor for that.
Happy birthday Ma'am, by the way, is it Charlie's turn yet?
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oh blimey yes!
she sticks to herself these days doesn't she?
silly of me.
lp
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Thank you :rascal:
Resonance
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Quote by BIoke
Thank you :rascal:

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