Who is THE love of my life :inlove:
A wonderful Father to our kids :silly:
and a damn good shag too
Love you hun
Fire xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Happy Birthday Stormwalker
Shireen! :giggle:
Sex God
Happy birthday hun!
This is the most ridiculous time to be awake at-grr!!!
Have a great day, I'm sure I'll be asleep for most of it! ;)
M (and D!)
xx
This is the most ridiculous time to be awake at-grr!!!
Have a great day, I'm sure I'll be asleep for most of it! ;)
M (and D!)
xx
Sex God
:cheers:
Sex God
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL THE BEST PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS ARE THIS WEEK
have a good un
Fire be gentle with him 2nite he's another year older
ALL THE BEST PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS ARE THIS WEEK
have a good un
Fire be gentle with him 2nite he's another year older
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ALL THE BEST PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS ARE THIS WEEK
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and last week :giggle:
Sex God
Happy Birthday Stormwalker!
hope u have a fabulous day hun
hope u have a fabulous day hun
AWWWWW! Thanks everyone 
I had a very nice day, right up to the point I put all my stuff in my van and prepared to leave for home at the end of a long and tiring day. If I say my van has slam locks, can you guess what’s coming next?
Yep! 55 minutes from home and I just locked my flucking keys in my Van.
Fire rang just as I was doing the frantic “pocket patâ€, but no luck they were in the back of the van and I was stuck! We had planed to have some friends over for a Chinese and to watch the football, so a rescue plan was hastily conceived. Fire and the kids would jump in the car and drive out to me with the spare key, and I would stand around moaning about how long it would take.
Now as I said it takes 55 minutes to drive from my house to where I was working, so that would mean Fire would arrive at about 6:20 ish give or take time to round the kids up. I could handle that with ease….. no?
It had been a warm day just right for the thin T-shirt I had been wearing, but by 5:30 the wind had really picked up. With the wind came the rain. So I stood, Cold and wet, for the hour I had estimated it would take for my beloved to arrive. 1hr ten,… 1hr 20,….. 1hr 30…..all was not as it should be…..
The A30, has a bridge, a railway bridge, the bridge has been there for years, and for years, idiots in lorries have been getting stuck under the bloody thing. Today two idiots decided to get stuck together FFS!
Fire had to take a detour that added another 30 minutes to the trip, this coupled with a minor navigational error meant that she eventually turned up at 6:55. I was not a happy bunny! In fact I was a wet, cold and hungry not happy bunny. We had words. The last from her being “you will have to take the long way homeâ€. Well Fluck that I thought I’m going through! Oddly enough, that’s just what I did. Ok every thing would be fine now I thought, and it was ……up to the point England scored just as the cat was about to jump on my lap!
The scream of Goallllllllllllll!!!!!!!! from our guests caused the poor animal to mis-judge his leap. Due, for the most part it must be said, to the fact that at the scream, he had instantaneously accelerated from normal jump speed to “warp jump†speed.
He landed on my fore arm and deployed every hook and tooth in his inventory to slow his acceleration, he failed. Realising he had no choice as to where he stopped, he decided not to. At least not until he had grappled his way up my arm, over my back, off the back of the settee and into a sideboard full of things that hardly slowed him down at all.
Did I enjoy my Birthday? !
Am I glad its all over?.................Oh god yes!!!!!
Thank you all
Storm
I had a very nice day, right up to the point I put all my stuff in my van and prepared to leave for home at the end of a long and tiring day. If I say my van has slam locks, can you guess what’s coming next?
Yep! 55 minutes from home and I just locked my flucking keys in my Van.
Fire rang just as I was doing the frantic “pocket patâ€, but no luck they were in the back of the van and I was stuck! We had planed to have some friends over for a Chinese and to watch the football, so a rescue plan was hastily conceived. Fire and the kids would jump in the car and drive out to me with the spare key, and I would stand around moaning about how long it would take.
Now as I said it takes 55 minutes to drive from my house to where I was working, so that would mean Fire would arrive at about 6:20 ish give or take time to round the kids up. I could handle that with ease….. no?
It had been a warm day just right for the thin T-shirt I had been wearing, but by 5:30 the wind had really picked up. With the wind came the rain. So I stood, Cold and wet, for the hour I had estimated it would take for my beloved to arrive. 1hr ten,… 1hr 20,….. 1hr 30…..all was not as it should be…..
The A30, has a bridge, a railway bridge, the bridge has been there for years, and for years, idiots in lorries have been getting stuck under the bloody thing. Today two idiots decided to get stuck together FFS!
Fire had to take a detour that added another 30 minutes to the trip, this coupled with a minor navigational error meant that she eventually turned up at 6:55. I was not a happy bunny! In fact I was a wet, cold and hungry not happy bunny. We had words. The last from her being “you will have to take the long way homeâ€. Well Fluck that I thought I’m going through! Oddly enough, that’s just what I did. Ok every thing would be fine now I thought, and it was ……up to the point England scored just as the cat was about to jump on my lap!
The scream of Goallllllllllllll!!!!!!!! from our guests caused the poor animal to mis-judge his leap. Due, for the most part it must be said, to the fact that at the scream, he had instantaneously accelerated from normal jump speed to “warp jump†speed.
He landed on my fore arm and deployed every hook and tooth in his inventory to slow his acceleration, he failed. Realising he had no choice as to where he stopped, he decided not to. At least not until he had grappled his way up my arm, over my back, off the back of the settee and into a sideboard full of things that hardly slowed him down at all.
Did I enjoy my Birthday? !
Am I glad its all over?.................Oh god yes!!!!!
Thank you all
Storm
Well, there was me all tucked up in bed fast asleep thinking the day was over and nothing else could go wrong. 
Just had a phone call from eldest son, who has left home and is living 20 minutes away, to say he is locked out and can we go and get him so he can sleep at ours tonight. :shock:
Fire has gone to get him, saying that as I have to be up at 6 am, I need to get some sleep. True, but as I will not sleep now until I know she is safe home again, I’m not getting any sleep anyway.
It's 2:31 ffs
Stormwalker
Just had a phone call from eldest son, who has left home and is living 20 minutes away, to say he is locked out and can we go and get him so he can sleep at ours tonight. :shock:
Fire has gone to get him, saying that as I have to be up at 6 am, I need to get some sleep. True, but as I will not sleep now until I know she is safe home again, I’m not getting any sleep anyway.
It's 2:31 ffs
Stormwalker
