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Happy birthday to Maia
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happy birthday to you happy to you
all the best
all the best
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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And another one from me
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Hope you have a great day.....
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And another one from me
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happy birthday maia, have a great day ,special love , hugs n kisses .xxxxxxx 
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Quote by Maia
Thank you again for the lovely birthday wishes. I have been given lovely things so far but have yet to be given anything naughty...hhrrmmmmppppfffff...
I'm keeping the naught gift til later. Happy Birthday.
John
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Don't you just love surprises?
John
John
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Happy Birthday Maia, you're 25 aren't you? ( don't deny it! )
Yeah right.. I wish.. No i don't really. I like being in my thirties... I snore and I don't mind admitting it... my tits are pendulous and I no longer am envious if Pamela Anderson and Drew barrymore is still the person I rather get stuck in a sex shop with..
Plus some younger guys think I am sexually refined cos of my age... nevermind that I still think that candyfloss is a great sex aid
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Happy Birthday Maia, you're 25 aren't you? ( don't deny it! )
Yeah right.. I wish.. No i don't really. I like being in my thirties... I snore and I don't mind admitting it... my tits are pendulous and I no longer am envious if Pamela Anderson and Drew barrymore is still the person I rather get stuck in a sex shop with..
Plus some younger guys think I am sexually refined cos of my age... nevermind that I still think that candyfloss is a great sex aid
Candyfloss? I've done it with the odd toffee apple, but Candfloss. Care to enlighten me?
John
Well.. I've always been rather fond of a cloud of pink fluff arranged daintily on the male's cock.. It freaks the men out cos they think I am going to eat them and pass out from a sugar coma.. but alas, most of the time, the candyfloss don't last further than teh fun fair and I don't make it a habit of accosting fairground operatives..
It freaks the men out cos they think I am going to eat them and pass out from a sugar coma.. but alas, most of the time, the candyfloss don't last further than teh fun fair and I don't make it a habit of accosting fairground operatives.. Quote by Maia
Happy Birthday Maia, you're 25 aren't you? ( don't deny it! )
Yeah right.. I wish.. No i don't really. I like being in my thirties... I snore and I don't mind admitting it... my tits are pendulous and I no longer am envious if Pamela Anderson and Drew barrymore is still the person I rather get stuck in a sex shop with..
Plus some younger guys think I am sexually refined cos of my age... nevermind that I still think that candyfloss is a great sex aid
Ah nothing better than a lady of your age ( or thereabouts ), because you know what you want and you can appreciate what is good :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Maia
Well.. I've always been rather fond of a cloud of pink fluff arranged daintily on the male's cock..
i should hope not maia, i wouldnt like to think your a chav pikey lover, do you like dags aswell? ..( quote from the film snatch, if you havent watched it chick ) hope youve had a really great birthday by the way x
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Well.. I've always been rather fond of a cloud of pink fluff arranged daintily on the male's cock..
i should hope not maia, i wouldnt like to think your a chav pikey lover, do you like dags aswell? ..( quote from the film snatch, if you havent watched it chick ) hope youve had a really great birthday by the way x
You had to get that film quote in, didn't you, Rache? Was it before ze Germans, Tommy?
Quote by smokerjim
Well.. I've always been rather fond of a cloud of pink fluff arranged daintily on the male's cock..
i should hope not maia, i wouldnt like to think your a chav pikey lover, do you like dags aswell? ..( quote from the film snatch, if you havent watched it chick ) hope youve had a really great birthday by the way x
You had to get that film quote in, didn't you, Rache? Was it before ze Germans, Tommy?
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Well.. I've always been rather fond of a cloud of pink fluff arranged daintily on the male's cock..
The bit I like best here is the "daintily"
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[i should hope not maia, i wouldnt like to think your a chav pikey lover, do you like dags aswell? ..( quote from the film snatch, if you havent watched it chick ) hope youve had a really great birthday by the way x
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Rachel, what does a chav pikey lover actually mean? or for that matter, a chav pikey? IS that a type of fish? I have had a great birthday! Thanks.
