Well! Three weeks ago I found a lump on a testicle, (one of mine as it happens), and this has quietly been exercising my brain cells somewhat, lack of sleep, tetchiness, you get the picture. Doctor made an appointment for me. Today I met the consultant who did what consultants do, and pronounced that I don't have testicular cancer and can keep my balls for a few more years. Oh blessed relief, tears of joy, I might almost start to believe in God.. well err
Now, who I can do next................. ladies, give an old man a celebratory pressie, do.
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some good news there m8,
glad your ok. :thumbup:
glad your ok. :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....This is very important! I am glad you went to the doctor! A mate of mine who's a GP always says to people who don't go to their GP because they are too embarassed to be examined "well, imagine how embarassing it will be when you tell your family and friends your going to die from something we could have cured!"
And women wonder why we always have our hands on our testicles! Its in the interests of medicine and good health
And women wonder why we always have our hands on our testicles! Its in the interests of medicine and good health
Quote by jimbojetset
This is very important! I am glad you went to the doctor! A mate of mine who's a GP always says to people who don't go to their GP because they are too embarassed to be examined "well, imagine how embarassing it will be when you tell your family and friends your going to die from something we could have cured!"
And women wonder why we always have our hands on our testicles! Its in the interests of medicine and good health
Yes, couldnt agree with you more - there.s no need to be ambarrased at all. I had my testicles checked last year and felt nothing of it when the doc said drop em and had a good feel. if its a choice of dying from testicular cancer and having me nuts felt (even by a man) I would choose that latter any day.
On another note I did feel very emabarrased last month when I got myself a full STD check up and the very hot female nurse proceeded to shove a cotton bud down my japs eye - despite the obvious discomfort my dick decided to shrivel up like a snail retracting into its shell. not one of its prouder moments - tut tut tut he says :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :grin:
Quote by musketeer
Well! Three weeks ago I found a lump on a testicle, (one of mine as it happens), and this has quietly been exercising my brain cells somewhat, lack of sleep, tetchiness, you get the picture. Doctor made an appointment for me. Today I met the consultant who did what consultants do, and pronounced that I don't have testicular cancer and can keep my balls for a few more years. Oh blessed relief, tears of joy, I might almost start to believe in God.. well err
Now, who I can do next................. ladies, give an old man a celebratory pressie, do.
Bluddy ell Musketeer :shock: one thing you can't be accused of is writing boring posts, but this one has gotta be among your most 'thud to the stomachy' ones!!!
Thank heavens you're ok
bit of an understatement there...Chuffed to bluddy bits for ya!!!! :twisted:
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All men tonight are to have a good feel or get their wife/ gf/ fb to do it.
Any lumps etc get to the Doctors.
Glad you are ok
Any lumps etc get to the Doctors.
Glad you are ok
Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
and having me nuts felt (even by a man) I would choose that latter any day.
I got a bit Internety looking up all the ghastly details, but one thing stuck in my mind and that was the statement, "not to worry if you get an erection during the examination as your health professional understands this".
Now call me old fashioned, but there you are having an investigation for cancer and you're going to get a hard on! Please, I don't think so.
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Excellent news and I can only guess at what a big relief it must be for you:thumbup:
I have one more thing to add to this a huge thanks to musketeer and an even bigger thanks to the one that made me go..........................
I found a lump the other week not sure how long it'd been there to be honest as I don't check regually, but as I am shit scared of doctors and hospitals I told all I was fine I was too young it was in the wrong place etc................. but to be honest I was worried sick.
But off the back of this thread someone (ahh you know the the one) said enough is enough gave me some cold hard facts and sent me to the doc's this morning.
Result.............it's fine its there but its nowt :D :D :D but my mind is at rest so I've learnt me lesson if in any doubt get it checked :D
