Has anyone seen Outdoorfun?

21 Sep 2004

I've lost him... rolleyes

Or rather he escaped. sad

I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:

21 Sep 2004

Quote by Heather
I've lost him...
Or rather he escaped.
I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:

Bloody hell Heather... No wonder the bugger ( pun intended) legged it.
Paul

21 Sep 2004

I'm sure I saw him............................................
.............................. running very fast..........................
........................ that-a-way!
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21 Sep 2004

Quote by Heather
I've lost him...
Or rather he escaped.
I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...

Oh yeah I saw him about 5 mins ago over by the............

Quote by Heather
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:

do I really need buggering with a strap-on........Errrr no. Don't know why I had to think about it :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrr sorry Heather :uhoh :....I was mistaken. Nope not seen him at all, anywhere. biggrin

*walks of very quickly with buttocks firmly clenched*