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has anyone seen the plot
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Okay, let me explain....
She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
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She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
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Quote by warwickYes. I built my house on how am I going to get it back now
Im terribly sorry but I appear to have lost it
:Warwick~
If you want my opinion, I'd say that Roger has illegally constructed his residence upon your plot without first securing some manner of leasehold from you, it's rightful owner. This being the case, I believe that you have some due recourse, which may even extend so far as permitting you to take rightful possession of his domicile...or, at the very least, receive some measure of remuneration. Indeed, the plot thickens.
HTH
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
Okay, let me explain....
She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
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I think ive just seen that episode on UK Gold?! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by warwick
So should I sue Roger
Would help pass the time. Then again, I'm American, and that's the sorta thing we do for entertainment on a rainy day.
~Reese!
Sex God
Quote by warwick
You can mate but its in North Yorkshire
now that makes me think
that was the last time I renmember having the plot
So your plot-digging-thingy is in North Yorkshire is it? Anywhere near LEEDS by any chance?
So do you know of anyone in LEEDS who may be needing a plot to, say, work out how the hell to fit a replacement boiler?
:? :? :? Seeing how Warwick has lost his, I've (obviously) never been remotely connected with mine, and Dave J is busy looking up the word in the dictionary, I am rather worried. Add to this the fact there are more plotless beings on SH than in a an episode of Neighbours, we may well need to call in help.
What on earth would happen if Warwick's plot were to meet up with,say, Bilko's plot and breed little plots!! All these lost plots could well be soon breeding like rabbits Just think, all those mutant beasties wandering around the world uncontrolled. There would be thousands of uncontrolled feral plots waiting around corners for passers by. Blimey, we may well need 'Sky Captain' to rescue us from an invasion of mutants with evil intent.
We must stop this happening.
Could the Mods insist that all members are issued with strong chains to ensure their plots do not get lost; also, all plots should be registered/ handed into reception for safe keeping when leaving the Forum. It may well be wise to get somebody competent, say Mark, to devise some teccy stuff thatwill copy/ back up our plots, just in case we should lose them.
That should solve the problem...
..except of course NeilinLeeds? mmm, might need to think about that one......
What on earth would happen if Warwick's plot were to meet up with,say, Bilko's plot and breed little plots!! All these lost plots could well be soon breeding like rabbits Just think, all those mutant beasties wandering around the world uncontrolled. There would be thousands of uncontrolled feral plots waiting around corners for passers by. Blimey, we may well need 'Sky Captain' to rescue us from an invasion of mutants with evil intent.
We must stop this happening.
Could the Mods insist that all members are issued with strong chains to ensure their plots do not get lost; also, all plots should be registered/ handed into reception for safe keeping when leaving the Forum. It may well be wise to get somebody competent, say Mark, to devise some teccy stuff thatwill copy/ back up our plots, just in case we should lose them.
That should solve the problem...
..except of course NeilinLeeds? mmm, might need to think about that one......
Sex God
Quote by warwick
About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)
You drive your cat??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't the goldfish mind?
Mate of mine had his sierra cosworth nicked a few years ago. He parked it up and two guys, wearing flourescent green jackets, in a flatbed recovery truck, drove up and dragged it onto the back of the lorry. Nine-ish at night in the middle of a busy pub-type area. Police around and everything. :shock:
Just shows you that people don't notice stuff they expect to see.
Quote by warwick
About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)
So let me get this straight.
You have a watch cat...It's got wheels and was driven away. correct!
To cheap to buy a watch dog. Will not feed it so it needs wheels and an engine to get around as it's to week to walk, Gets stolen because it's to weak to run from capture.
Now whuch one of the famous three is the cheap skate
:OR
Is it all three
:lol: 
Sex God
i know where the plot is.. i know whwere the plot is!
:P nahnahnahnahnah
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Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i know where the plot is.. i know whwere the plot is!
:P nahnahnahnahnah
is it thickening as we speak busty
Sex God
i have hidden it.. if you want i will draw you a map to find it