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Im terribly sorry but I appear to have lost it redface
Yes. I built my house on it.
bugger how am I going to get it back now confused:
How can you lose something you never had confused:
Dawn :silly:
I resemble that remark :cry:
I thought I lent it to davej but he certainly hasnt got it
then I thought either neil or dawn had it but apparently not
I asked Re lapse and easy but they cant find it either
has anyone got the plot on here confused:
Warwick
What you need to retrieve the plot is this.
Ive got one of those
(actually I have really) lol
Oh a big toy - can I play with it? lol
Dawn :silly:
You can mate but its in North Yorkshire
now that makes me think
that was the last time I renmember having the plot lol
Okay, let me explain....
She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
Still with me?
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Im terribly sorry but I appear to have lost it redface
Yes. I built my house on how am I going to get it back now confused:
Warwick~
If you want my opinion, I'd say that Roger has illegally constructed his residence upon your plot without first securing some manner of leasehold from you, it's rightful owner. This being the case, I believe that you have some due recourse, which may even extend so far as permitting you to take rightful possession of his domicile...or, at the very least, receive some measure of remuneration. Indeed, the plot thickens.
HTH
~Reese! surprised
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
so what youre saying Libra love is that you havent got it either :lol: :lol:
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Okay, let me explain....
She's married to him but sneaking round his back with his father's uncle's sister-in-law who has 5 cats and budgie and a parrot and is shacking up with the bloke she got the parrot from He's in denial about sucking and playing with the same sex but the postman lingers longer than required ifyou get where I'm coming from Anyway the postman's wife and 2 of their 5 boys caught a whiff of pappa's indiscretions and the one with the piercings tatoos and fag stained teeth the same one who got nicked when he gave that bloke what for in the pub for grassing him to his mate's sister's boyfriend' brother about the robbery at the newsagents.
Still with me?

I think ive just seen that episode on UK Gold?! :shock:
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
so what youre saying Libra love is that you havent got it either :lol: :lol:

Spot on. But welcome to 'my world' it's kinda cosy in here, isn't it?
right so Reese and Genhertscouple havent got it either
So should I sue Roger rolleyes
Who is Sue???
Dawn :silly:
Roger.
Seeing as how your house is on the plot, and Warwick,Warwick and Warwick could be seeking renumeration.
ON NO ACCOUNT PAY HIM IN COFFEE
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So should I sue Roger rolleyes

Would help pass the time. Then again, I'm American, and that's the sorta thing we do for entertainment on a rainy day. lol
~Reese! surprised
Oh randomness .randomness
I thank the lord that we posess more than our share of randomness
put that coat away I have them with arms that dont tie at the back thesedays lol
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You can mate but its in North Yorkshire
now that makes me think
that was the last time I renmember having the plot lol

So your plot-digging-thingy is in North Yorkshire is it? Anywhere near LEEDS by any chance?
So do you know of anyone in LEEDS who may be needing a plot to, say, work out how the hell to fit a replacement boiler? confused :? :? :?
Seeing how Warwick has lost his, I've (obviously) never been remotely connected with mine, and Dave J is busy looking up the word in the dictionary, I am rather worried. Add to this the fact there are more plotless beings on SH than in a an episode of Neighbours, we may well need to call in help.
What on earth would happen if Warwick's plot were to meet up with,say, Bilko's plot and breed little plots!! All these lost plots could well be soon breeding like rabbits Just think, all those mutant beasties wandering around the world uncontrolled. There would be thousands of uncontrolled feral plots waiting around corners for passers by. Blimey, we may well need 'Sky Captain' to rescue us from an invasion of mutants with evil intent.
We must stop this happening.
Could the Mods insist that all members are issued with strong chains to ensure their plots do not get lost; also, all plots should be registered/ handed into reception for safe keeping when leaving the Forum. It may well be wise to get somebody competent, say Mark, to devise some teccy stuff thatwill copy/ back up our plots, just in case we should lose them.
That should solve the problem...
..except of course NeilinLeeds? mmm, might need to think about that one......
About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)
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About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)

You drive your cat??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't the goldfish mind? confused
Mate of mine had his sierra cosworth nicked a few years ago. He parked it up and two guys, wearing flourescent green jackets, in a flatbed recovery truck, drove up and dragged it onto the back of the lorry. Nine-ish at night in the middle of a busy pub-type area. Police around and everything. :shock:
Just shows you that people don't notice stuff they expect to see.
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About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)

So let me get this straight.
You have a watch cat...It's got wheels and was driven away. correct!
To cheap to buy a watch dog. Will not feed it so it needs wheels and an engine to get around as it's to week to walk, Gets stolen because it's to weak to run from capture.
Now whuch one of the famous three is the cheap skate confused:
OR
Is it all three lol :lol:
A cat is what us macho manly types who drink Coffee call a caterpillar (why do I suddenly think this isnt going to help)
you soft tea drinking southerners wouldnt understand mad
i know where the plot is.. i know whwere the plot is!
:P nahnahnahnahnah
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i know where the plot is.. i know whwere the plot is!
:P nahnahnahnahnah

is it thickening as we speak busty
i have hidden it.. if you want i will draw you a map to find it
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i have hidden it.. if you want i will draw you a map to find it

Ho no Ho bloody hell NO
If it's anything like your word search, then we will have bits missing, bits going astray and bits writ wrong.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps we could ask MISSCHIEF to knit us a new one once shes finidshed davej s shed rolleyes