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has berksbex taken unauthorised leave?

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disappeared into the ether after conversational openers and tech problems If you are out there give me a pm. As an aside may I have leave please as very computer literate offspring home form uni on Monday and this computer needs a deep clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so 3rd time lucky to reply here!
LOL Lucy you sweet thing. I have only been gone a very little while. smile
If you look at my posting figures (somewhere in region of 400ish I think, not sure) and my start date, June 2004, you will notice that I am not a prolific poster on here and I have been known to go AWOL for weeks at a time! :P
My other non-shagging non-internet life (Kids/work/friends etc)
gets in the way sometimes wink
but thank you for worrying about me. Rest assured Im not under someone’s patio (though maybe under someone lol)
:twisted:
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly lol

LOL! :lol:
yeah but when do you get the time to shag if you are always here? :P
Or are you bent over the desk right now.....multi-tasking, that's what I like! :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly lol

LOL! :lol:
yeah but when do you get the time to shag if you are always here? :P
Or are you bent over the desk right now.....multi-tasking, that's what I like! :twisted:
i ain't got time to shag rolleyes
to busy reporting for duty wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ooo now you know once you join this site you have to leave your life behind and report here hourly lol

LOL! :lol:
yeah but when do you get the time to shag if you are always here? :P
Or are you bent over the desk right now.....multi-tasking, that's what I like! :twisted:
i ain't got time to shag rolleyes
to busy reporting for duty wink

duty?!? what's that? You mean you have time for something OTHER than shagging?!?
Quote by lucyfingers
As an aside may I have leave please as very computer literate offspring home form uni on Monday and this computer needs a deep clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh I have one of those! I'm sure he has found my porn because I found some added to it and don't remember downloading it at all! :shock: Remember to hide your files and call them something innocent/boring sounding. Clear all your history, delete all cookies....erm why don't you just put a password on so he can't use it at all.....or remove the plugs! :P