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I love hats but they don't love me...I look awful in them confused :?
Quote by Misskitty_2008
:shock: cool What a lovely pic! It has started my Monday morning off with a smile!!!!!!
I think I might have to use that as my wallpaper on my pc if you wouldn't mind?
Misskitty xxx
ps don't forget to bring it to the BBW Oxford meet! (the hat I mean) biggrin

I'd be honoured kiss
Sadly after much use it gained a hole in the front of it and eventually I had to throw it away and haven't bought a replacement yet. I ought to I felt rather classy and sexy in it.
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by HarryJones
I'd be honoured kiss
Sadly after much use it gained a hole in the front of it and eventually I had to throw it away and haven't bought a replacement yet. I ought to I felt rather classy and sexy in it.
Regards
Harry Jones

If ya kept wearing it over ya cock I'm not surprised a hole appeared :lol2: :Lol2:
Great piccie by the way Harry :smile:
Just had a quick look again before bed.. so falling asleep with a smile on my face too!
biggrin Thank you Harry you wonderful man you! kiss
Quote by anais
If ya kept wearing it over ya cock I'm not surprised a hole appeared :lol2: :Lol2:
Great piccie by the way Harry :smile:

:lol2: Thanks anais.
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Just had a quick look again before bed.. so falling asleep with a smile on my face too!
biggrin Thank you Harry you wonderful man you! kiss

yvw you can thank me properly with a dance or two :kiss:
Regards
Harry Jones
I didn't think I suited hats.. but my other half thinks my new flat cap looks very arty when I put it on back to front!!!
I can't wear baseball caps.. oh well!
thanks for popping in whips xx
"....there are fewer more distressing sights in the world than that of an Englishman in a baseball cap..."
The Libertines - Time for heroes
That said at last count I had about 20 others of varying types.
A hat is for life not just for christmas
Quote by Misskitty_2008
It will be a pleasure Harry !! biggrin

I thought of this thread while on the train today.
I was chatting up this very attractive white haired granny who had this great box which was either an enormous cake or a hat. So I led the conversation on and she offered to get the hat out to show me which I duly accepted. It was a very splendid hat.
I then helped her down to her next train and in saying goodbye to her kissed her on the cheek.
I must help out grannies on trains more often but normally I'm too mad rushing to work sad
Regards
Harry Jones
I bet you made her day Harry, a true gentleman like you!
wink
Quote by HarryJones
I must help out grannies on trains more often but normally I'm too mad rushing to work sad

My brain is going I'm sure... I read the above as trannies on trains. redface
Would you like to borrow my new glasses Peanut??
I must admit I did have to read it twice .... :shock:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Would you like to borrow my new glasses Peanut??
I must admit I did have to read it twice .... :shock:

Don't get me started on glasses. Two bloody years I've had these varifocals and I still can't get used to the bloody things. I can't use them on the computer as my screen is too big, have to crick my neck and ended up with a numb arm!
Bloody middle-age!!! evil
Tell me about it... did you see my post in the steam room about my new ones? I have stopped walking into walls now, but perspective still a bit off....
Oh well....
Plus with my new flat cap.. have been told I resemble Benny Hill's Ernie.. the fastest milkman in the west... :shock:
Quote by Peanut
Would you like to borrow my new glasses Peanut??
I must admit I did have to read it twice .... :shock:

Don't get me started on glasses. Two bloody years I've had these varifocals and I still can't get used to the bloody things. I can't use them on the computer as my screen is too big, have to crick my neck and ended up with a numb arm!
Bloody middle-age!!! evil
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm saying nothing …
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Hats are good alter egos, like shoes. I have a collection of hats I seldom wear unless fancy dress comes along. I have warm hats for necessity in winter and a broad rimmed outback style hat for naked activities outdoors in the summer!
Quote by Misskitty_2008
I bet you made her day Harry, a true gentleman like you!
wink

I hope so, she told me where she lived and to pop round some time.
Theres more to the story though - ask me about her at oxford :shock:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Plus with my new flat cap.. have been told I resemble Benny Hill's Ernie.. the fastest milkman in the west... :shock:

Ahhh two memories here, one being in France in May 1992 with my dads radio cranked upto full volume in order to pick up a faint radio one signal and hearing Simon, Diane and Rod (what a great team they were) getting up and walking out on it being voted the chartbeater (or whatever it was called the thing on friday mornings).
The other was downloading the b side song the other day (I have a shaped picture disc record of Ernie).
Have to confess Ive never seen a tranny on a train, well not out in the fens anyway.
Regards
Harry Jones
Do tell........ biggrin
Quote by HarryJones
I bet you made her day Harry, a true gentleman like you!
wink

I hope so, she told me where she lived and to pop round some time.
Theres more to the story though - ask me about her at oxford :shock:
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Plus with my new flat cap.. have been told I resemble Benny Hill's Ernie.. the fastest milkman in the west... :shock:

Ahhh two memories here, one being in France in May 1992 with my dads radio cranked upto full volume in order to pick up a faint radio one signal and hearing Simon, Diane and Rod (what a great team they were) getting up and walking out on it being voted the chartbeater (or whatever it was called the thing on friday mornings).
The other was downloading the b side song the other day (I have a shaped picture disc record of Ernie).
Have to confess Ive never seen a tranny on a train, well not out in the fens anyway.
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Do tell........ biggrin

Let's just say her husband is a rather important chap :shock:
Regards
Harry Jones
Sounds interesting... will grill you at the BBW meet!!! cool
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Sounds interesting... will grill you at the BBW meet!!! cool

Grill me and eat me alive :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Ermmm.......
Quote by HarryJones
Sounds interesting... will grill you at the BBW meet!!! cool

Grill me and eat me alive :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I love hats, have a couple of big leather Jakaru type bush hats and a few others. They keep the rain off and shelter the sun when it occasionally shines.
The pet hate of both of us it the baseball cap. Why does anyone over the age of 10 wear one unless they're being paid?
I have an Australian Akubra which I just love, its my second as some scroat nicked my last one in my local! Guess that proves must have some cred somewhere along the line
I didn't realise there were so many names for hats and so many different styles!!! I think I must do a bit of internet searching.....