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Sex God
We thought we'd be private... 2am, country lane in the middle of nowhere... a car pulls up, a torch shines in, then the cheeky sod knocks on the window. Turns out it's a pair of coppers! A man and a woman. They told us to push off, which sounded like a great idea under the circumstances. SHE thought otherwise and and asked them to join in. 
You guessed it... they arrested us.
You guessed it... they arrested us.
Quote by Ice Pie
We thought we'd be private... 2am, country lane in the middle of nowhere... a car pulls up, a torch shines in, then the cheeky sod knocks on the window. Turns out it's a pair of coppers! A man and a woman. They told us to push off, which sounded like a great idea under the circumstances. SHE thought otherwise and and asked them to join in.
You guessed it... they arrested us.
Priceless, i bet not at the time though - did they charge you? Be careful about what you reveal .. there are, no doubt journalists registered here with the intention of gathering information - like have you ever been arrested for your activities - and then printing as a 'real life story'.
I have never seen someone ask that question before. Be VERY WARY
:x :x
I have never seen someone ask that question before. Be VERY WARY
:x :x 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Jags
Be careful about what you reveal .. there are, no doubt journalists registered here with the intention of gathering information - like have you ever been arrested for your activities - and then printing as a 'real life story'.
I have never seen someone ask that question before. Be VERY WARY
Point taken, Jags. Although to be honest, I don't think "ANONYMOUS NON-FAMOUS COUPLE IN CAR ROMP SHOCK" is going to sell many papers.
Sex God
Oh you'd be suprised what journos do to sell papers. I remember three or four years ago the press did the same thing with sex clubs. Loads of them kept turning up pretending to be normal members, trying to get quotes and info. The News of the World ran a massive spread about the sordid activilites that go on at clubs, and as I recall they were very interested indeed in what "normal" people get up to.
I can only say that Jags is right - be very careful what you say at the mo
I can only say that Jags is right - be very careful what you say at the mo
Sex God
Quote by rocky horror
I have...
My neighbours tree is hanging over my fence, and I cut it down the other day...however it fell on the twats house...can i say it was dry rot, or isit a court job...?
The portion of the tree intruding on your property was yours. You were entitled to remove that portion of the tree, which then became unbalanced and fell over. If your neighbour has an unbalanced tree on his property, that's his ferkin problem!
True, but it was listing at about a 45degree angle, and I had to back cut it with the trusty old chain saw...I think I saw the film wrong, and when I shouted timber, it went the wrong was. Oh yes can i claim for the rusty nail i got in my leg climbing over his 6' fence and the glass in my leg from standing in his cold frame...we will forget abou the laundry bill when i fell in the gits fishpond.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Sex God
Quote by rocky horror
True, but it was listing at about a 45degree angle, and I had to back cut it with the trusty old chain saw...I think I saw the film wrong, and when I shouted timber, it went the wrong was. Oh yes can i claim for the rusty nail i got in my leg climbing over his 6' fence and the glass in my leg from standing in his cold frame...we will forget abou the laundry bill when i fell in the gits fishpond.
Cheers.
If you can prove that you were in the act of committing a crime when you got injured, the CPS (Criminals Protection Service) will prosecute the alleged neighbour for recklessly failing to ensure the safety of intruders. If, on the other hand, you were acting in a lawful and non-threatening manner, I'm afraid you haven't a legal leg to stand on. :shock:
