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Have to do it - those awful Christmas presents!

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Sorry, sorry I know but I have just have to do it....those damn awful pressies you get from Great Aunt Clara.
Ours - a navy leather holdall (most likely been in loft since the 80's). Guilty present giver said "I've got one just like, it's really practical for getting lots in". As Blue said under his breath to me (with big smile on face naturally) "Yes, but you're in your 70's Dad"
What's yours?
pink x
I had some aftershave from the outlaws that when I opened it I thought it was going to be dreadfull but according to Shireen it smells quite nice so I suppose I havent had any real duff pressies this year..
Oven gloves from my in laws rolleyes
Where as my parents brought me a new sewing machine and I am thrilled :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Dawnie
Oven gloves from my in laws rolleyes
Where as my parents brought me a new sewing machine and I am thrilled :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Oh Dawnie I'm jealous, I'd have found them more useful :giggle:
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Oven gloves from my in laws rolleyes
Where as my parents brought me a new sewing machine and I am thrilled :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
well i cant say im ungrateful coz its a lovely mug, but i got a playboy mug and i dont drink tea or coffee lol so its jus gonna sit in the cuboard lol. like the design on it though lol
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well i cant say im ungrateful coz its a lovely mug, but i got a playboy mug and i dont drink tea or coffee lol so its jus gonna sit in the cuboard lol. like the design on it though lol

but the logo would have been so much better on a new rabbit don't ya think?
Magnolia smellies....
:scared:
Noladreams30 x
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Magnolia smellies....
:scared:
Noladreams30 x

ooh dear Nola, well at least it wasn't lavender talc...besides they make great raffle presents for some good cause!
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Magnolia smellies....
:scared:
Noladreams30 x

ooh dear Nola, well at least it wasn't lavender talc...besides they make great raffle presents for some good cause!
Great minds! :thumbup:
My son (18 at the time) got a pottery and real fur comedy sheep. It just sits there looking useless. It was from my (ex) ma in law and is the culmination of 2 decades of totally naff stuff she has dumped on us.
There are some real advantages in getting divorced you know!!
But the same son got me a CSI laboratory kit for my pressie this year - so I'm gonna spend New year doing fingerprints, blood spatter and ink analysis - way hey!!!!!!!!!
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- so I'm gonna spend New year doing fingerprints, blood spatter and ink analysis - way hey!!!!!!!!!

what on earth goes on in your gaff?
lp
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- so I'm gonna spend New year doing fingerprints, blood spatter and ink analysis - way hey!!!!!!!!!

what on earth goes on in your gaff?
lp
Exactly that. The kit comes with samples, pre-created imprints to dust with powder etc and its own microscope with light-box. biggrin
I was doing a Forensics MSc a couple of years ago and the house was full of crime-scene images and books and God knows what the FBI might have thought about the Googling I was doing - Heroin manufacture, explosives sources and effects, counterfeiting money etc etc etc. All above board and for research purposes only - honest. LOL
Oooooooo Foxy, do visitors to your house get frisked and dusted down then? :rascal:
Yep, and I am a dab-hand at cavity searches. I have my latex gloves to hand biggrin
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Yep, and I am a dab-hand at cavity searches. I have my latex gloves to hand biggrin

now that really is interesting... no no, not just the cavity searches, but the forensics and all that... fascinating
lp
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Yep, and I am a dab-hand at cavity searches. I have my latex gloves to hand biggrin

now that really is interesting... no no, not just the cavity searches, but the forensics and all that... fascinating
lp
admit it, you're just a latex perve :dry:
All the gifts I had were fab biggrin My sis did get me a huge stuffed frog though.....said something about all the frogs I've kissed over the years. She knows me sooooo well rotflmao
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admit it, you're just a latex perve :dry:

Sass.... come now, I thought that was common knowledge by now...
... however, I'm rather fond of knitwear also these days
lp
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Oven gloves from my in laws rolleyes

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Sorry Dawnie but I am so not surprised :giggle:
The most hideous pink necklace in the world. Which I have already given away to someone else. Waste not, want not!
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God knows what the FBI might have thought about the Googling I was doing - Heroin manufacture, explosives sources and effects, counterfeiting money etc etc etc.

They would have thought you were from Manchester..... rolleyes
there has been a long standing joke in or family. and with out fail i always get the same pressent.
i am not a huge fan of Veg.. well when i say "Fan" i mean i can't stand them. YUK....
and due to this fact, my father thinks its hillarious to Box up a load of fresh veg, wrap it then give it to me xmas morning.
wierd i know... but thats families for you
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The most hideous pink necklace in the world. Which I have already given away to someone else. Waste not, want not!
and much appreciated it is too... thankyou
lp
A set of 5 pairs of socks. Useful you may think? Until you learn that I am totally unable to wear any type of shoes at present except flipflops ... and this was from someone who knows this very well. In fact I haven't worn the last lot of socks I got from him yet!!!! mad
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The most hideous pink necklace in the world. Which I have already given away to someone else. Waste not, want not!
and much appreciated it is too... thankyou
lp
Hideous?? sad Oh well glad LP wants me at the least wrapped around his neck kiss
pink x
You know, I wasn't ungrateful for any of the presents I received. I know they were all chosen with thought for me and what I like. Love 'em all! biggrin
i was vey happy with what i got...i dropped enough hints to the family with what i wanted...anyone for Die Hard 4.0?
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i was vey happy with what i got...i dropped enough hints to the family with what i wanted...anyone for Die Hard 4.0?

I didn't drop one single hint either. Still got lovely thoughtful gifts biggrin
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i was vey happy with what i got...i dropped enough hints to the family with what i wanted...anyone for Die Hard 4.0?

I didn't drop one single hint either. Still got lovely thoughtful gifts biggrin
i had to play subliminal tapes to the wife through the night!