right now ive got your attention......
fake tan- i have just bought some fake tan and sat here waiting for it to dry, can anyone recomend a really good one that lasts about a week and doesnt stain you hands, have tried loads before but none really any good,
thanks
tina
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Sex God
But does he suffer from brain rot or scabby knob rot? :eeek: 
I'm an electric beach man myself :shock: however not been since november so i'm looking pale now to say the least Quote by meat2pleaseu
But does he suffer from brain rot or scabby knob rot? :eeek:
FFS
I most definitely DO NOT suffer from brain rot or scabby knob rot, and to quell any smart arsed comments about me getting on in years :shock: There is miles left in me yet now who wants a test drive :twisted: :twisted: 
Quote by sheddy
But does he suffer from brain rot or scabby knob rot? :eeek:
FFS
I most definitely DO NOT suffer from brain rot or scabby knob rot, and to quell any smart arsed comments about me getting on in years :shock: There is miles left in me yet now who wants a test drive :twisted: :twisted:sheddy did you edit this post cos im sure it said hears instead of years?
and yes i have edited this post cos of a spelling mistake
FFS and again
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sheddy did you edit this post cos im sure it said hears instead of years?
and yes i havve editited this post cos of a spelling mistake
Who me get hung up on bad spelling!!! never it's all in your head
ssshh don't tell her the truth, give it a nother week or so and we will have drained all amount of common sense from this poor soul
:giggle: :giggle: Sex God
Quote by sheddy
sheddy did you edit this post cos im sure it said hears instead of years?
and yes i havve editited this post cos of a spelling mistake
Who me get hung up on bad spelling!!! never it's all in your head
ssshh don't tell her the truth, give it a nother(sp :doh: ) week or so and we will have drained all amount of common sense from this poor soul
:giggle: :giggle:No need to bring us all down to your level :kick:
and watch that spelling
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i can read that you know and without glasses!!!!
ahh but can you read the following ? if so you'd know my excact views on you personally
she's not a bad lady and quite sexy as well, however if she figures out to quote this then read it in normal type i'll be very impressed.
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
she's not a bad lady and quite sexy as well, however if she figures out to quote this then read it in normal type i'll be very impressed.
Sheddy, stop posting in small letters, i've hurt my back and don't like bending forward to read it
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
I wonder If I should have posted this post when all the sencible ladies are home from work :twisted: :twisted:
Best get that dictionary out again tina
This dictionary???
ssshh don't tell her the truth, give it a nother week or so and we will have drained all amount of common sense from this poor soul
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
i'm just a dumb ass country bumpkin :silly:
Umm, do I see another signature coming on
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Take pity on me, I'm just a dumb ass country bumpkin :silly:
Sorry sheddy, we dont do sympathy shags on here
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I wonder If I should have posted this post when all the sencible ladies are home from work :twisted: :twisted:
You're ok love I am not working today :thumbup: :twisted:
Can't help you with the fake tan, although a friend of mine claims the new dove stuff is good
I prefer pale and interesting (cos I just make a mess with the tan stuff)
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I wonder If I should have posted this post when all the sencible ladies are home from work :twisted: :twisted:
You're ok love I am not working today :thumbup: :twisted:
Can't help you with the fake tan, although a friend of mine claims the new dove stuff is good
I prefer pale and interesting (cos I just make a mess with the tan stuff)
Minx x x
I'd rather see a woman (like minxy....
) with pale skin, than any lady with a fake tan.....Ive seen some extremes from Tango orange to tea stain....:shock:Its like most things.....natural is best :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by tina1
I wonder If I should have posted this post when all the sencible ladies are home from work :twisted: :twisted:
well i don't think you could describe me as sensible but i am an expert in fake tan.......
the best one i've found is l'oreal sublime (the cream version) its best to put it on at night and the shower off any excess in the morning, and you should use disposable plastic gloves to put it on and then just put a small amount of it mixed with some moisturiser on the back of your hands at the end.
hope that helps
Sex God
tan is about one of the few things I haven't faked
