Have You Ever Thought About .....

3 Mar 2008

..... Have you ever thought about seducing a contractor (male or female) whilst they are working at your home?
redface

3 Mar 2008

yes...but only a thought....if you want the real deal Fannys your girl!! and an expert she is at it too wink

3 Mar 2008

But who's fanny?

3 Mar 2008

I had a crush on our builder when I was 14ish does that count lol

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
But who's fanny?

ooohhh GXXX keep a look out for our fanny or X_fanny_x
as shes properly known biggrin

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
..... Have you ever thought about seducing a contractor (male or female) whilst they are working at your home?

No
What ???? dunno

3 Mar 2008

...Even if its a door to door salesman trying to sell you gas,electric,windows

3 Mar 2008

We had a team of really fit nurses who came to our house two at a time every day then every other day for 2 years and still now on occasion. Did I tgink about it ermmmmmm if I coulda I woulda evil

And If one particular nurse came then me 'my' Mrs both woulda if we coulda biggrin

Otherwise there are a few the Mrs has seen and thought silly

hwoar: But never explored that seduction rout... yet biggrin

welcome to forum btw gxxx wave

3 Mar 2008

And thank you for the welcome
:cheers:

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
But who's fanny?

i see my reputation comes before me :rascal:

3 Mar 2008

here she is!! my heroine :inlove:
does what I could only ever dream of doing biggrin

3 Mar 2008

So your Fanny!
:bounce:

3 Mar 2008

il sub ya that fiver lata mrs bone redface

yes im the fanny il point you to here - getting it on your doorstep
how can i help :evil2:

3 Mar 2008

like your style, do you get full subscription to sky?
rotflmao

3 Mar 2008

:welcome: to the forums Gxxx, have fun!
An no! Im far too fussy unless its the plumber! Robbin gits! lol

3 Mar 2008

hows ya bum 4 luv bites..?
kiss

3 Mar 2008

Quote by anais
:welcome: to the forums Gxxx, have fun!
An no! Im far too fussy unless its the plumber! Robbin gits!

Have a look here then!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/262381.html

3 Mar 2008

seems im not on my own in these thought

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
:welcome: to the forums Gxxx, have fun!
An no! Im far too fussy unless its the plumber! Robbin gits!

Have a look here then!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/262381.html
I'd already read it lol

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
hows ya bum 4 luv bites..?

Lurve bites on ya bum?? lol

My bum aint seen the light a day for years.... confused

3 Mar 2008

No moonies through the back window of your car then..?
:silly:

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
No moonies through the back window of your car then..?
:silly:

I dont drive an I found it distracts the driver when Im a passenger! wink

G, Im impressed! You have mostly face shots on your profile! Makes a pleasant change... good on ya!! biggrin

3 Mar 2008

Think how the drivers behind would cope!!
Sorry for the face pics, hope they dont keep you awake redface

You could always print one off & put on mantle piece to keep kids away from the fire.. lol

Somethings are best left for private viewing & to the imagination ;)

3 Mar 2008

Looking good there Gxxx :inlove:

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
Think how the drivers behind would cope!!
Sorry for the face pics, hope they dont keep you awake
You could always print one off & put on mantle piece to keep kids away from the fire..
Somethings are best left for private viewing & to the imagination ;)

Ya face pics are fine...... Ive seen far worse! Why do you think I have only one of me belly button???? lol

Dont suppose your a gas engineer? Got summut wrong with me fire wink

totally agree with ya re: imagination! lol

3 Mar 2008

Had a peek at your profile too, belly button is good but i have mine pierced :eeek:
Most common faults with gas fires is the thermal cupling & cost around £5-£10, getting a good fitter is something else :thumbup:

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
Had a peek at your profile too, belly button is good but i have mine pierced :eeek:
Most common faults with gas fires is the thermal cupling & cost around £5-£10, getting a good fitter is something else :thumbup:

Mines pierced as well :grin:
I have a prob with me flu! confused

Having a personal fitter sounds fun though :rascal:

3 Mar 2008

Sounds like you need a man with a big rod to flush your flu. :giggle:

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
Sounds like you need a man with a big rod to flush your flu. :giggle:

Im sure a big rod would be most helpful... confused

3 Mar 2008

Quote by Gxxx
like your style, do you get full subscription to sky?

nah hardly have time to watch telly over busy perving, and doing diy nice pics btw :twisted:
to answer your first question, yes i do have thoughts and i take them further than thoughts wink