Woke up and put on my shirt and the button fell off, put on my trousers and went to fasten my belt and the buckle fell off, made a brew and the handle fell off..................
Christ I am dying for a piss :shock: :shock:
Dave_Notts
Oh believe me I am but how long can u hold it in for without doing yourself damage :shock:
Dave_Notts
FOR GODS SAKE DON`T HAVE A WANK!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Ok, a little slow this morning. Just caught the note at the bttom of your post!
*crawls back in hole
Venusxxx