Oops.....I spoke too soon......we made a Sappho sandwich!
Now there's a thought!! :twisted:
Steve
Things my mother never taught me, Part XXIV.
When a beautiful woman invites you under her skirt, with a Rabbit and a box full of spare batteries, that's flirting.
... or maybe I should say surreal the way this thread went. Very entertaining though..
Bring just one more appliance in Fred and you're getting evicted. Jeez, you have enough stuff in there for permanent residence - God, I wish I hadn't said that.
Mewing?
:shock: Right, that's it! Everybody out to fend for themselves. It's back to the tight jeans and a monogamous relationship with the rabbit. Typical! Invite a bloke in for a cuppa and the next thing you know he's wiring up to Sky Sports! That really is the bloody limit - I cannot bear sport on TV.
May start living up to my name and give lesbianism a try...
Hey you - under that green and yellow swimsuit is tight leather and lace - just the right thing for slapping and smacking and keeping you all under control.
:angel:
Pssst....... Fred, don't suppose you found Elvis while you were in there did you ????
No, we did not Sgt Bilko - but we think we did spot old Lord Lucan riding Shergar and Robert Maxwell wiping his deck shoes on Sapphos skirts!
Steve - where does one sign up for this course? - sounds exciting! :twisted:
Alex - Love the avatar hun - very brave - but very nice! mmmmmmm
Fred
Sssshhhhhhhh!
No - you got me wrong hun......
After I saw your Avatar I thought about you for the entertainment - phwwwooaaaaaarrrrr! :twisted: :twisted:
Blimey - bit touchy today!
Fred
XXX
(Did I just open mouth and change feet?)