And leave me to flirt with DJohn and Fred :twisted: !
Are you okay in there boys? Oi - watch where you're sticking that aerial!
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Quote by The feminine Alex
hmmmmmmm - we aren't in danger of hi-jacking another thread here are we?
Nah....this thread was hijacked by frivolity ages ago so we're pretty safe here. I even split the other one so we shouldn't even get a slap from Jags.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that a slap from Jags is a little less intimidating since she donned the green and yellow swimsuit?
Steve
Sex God
Things my mother never taught me, Part XXIV.
When a beautiful woman invites you under her skirt, with a Rabbit and a box full of spare batteries, that's flirting.
When a beautiful woman invites you under her skirt, with a Rabbit and a box full of spare batteries, that's flirting.
*whispers to DJohn*
"Have you got a lighter or a small torch?"
:
There is something buzzing near my left ear and it is not the telly. Secondly I cannot find where to put this damned plug for the telly and finally the last time I tried to open the bottle of beer I think I may have caught Sappho in a delicate spot - she difinitely jumped!
Remind Steve the next time he comes in to bring us a bottle opener or bottles of champagne - now they would make her eyes water! :twisted: :twisted:
This is so cosy - think I may go off and explore by touch!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fred
"Have you got a lighter or a small torch?"
: There is something buzzing near my left ear and it is not the telly. Secondly I cannot find where to put this damned plug for the telly and finally the last time I tried to open the bottle of beer I think I may have caught Sappho in a delicate spot - she difinitely jumped!
Remind Steve the next time he comes in to bring us a bottle opener or bottles of champagne - now they would make her eyes water! :twisted: :twisted:
This is so cosy - think I may go off and explore by touch!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fred
Alex,
You are an absolute darling....
Strawberries would be fine please love - the thought of dipping them in and sucking the juices off is just so appealing...... :twisted: :twisted:
Can you pick up one of them digiboxes - 5 channels of tripe ain't enough, need some proper daytime TV....
A pack of cards....
We can't decide on Monopoly or Cluedo so please pick your choice up....
Oh - and some AA batteries for Sappho - think her rabbit is running low. (Bit of a confession here, we keep running the travel kettle off her rabbit, so it is not all her fault!
)
We must take care of our protector after all... We keep massaging her feet and her legs to keep the circulation going, but she keeps making those funny mewing noises when we get to the top of her thighs on the inside...
Fred
You are an absolute darling....
Strawberries would be fine please love - the thought of dipping them in and sucking the juices off is just so appealing...... :twisted: :twisted:
Can you pick up one of them digiboxes - 5 channels of tripe ain't enough, need some proper daytime TV....
A pack of cards....
We can't decide on Monopoly or Cluedo so please pick your choice up....
Oh - and some AA batteries for Sappho - think her rabbit is running low. (Bit of a confession here, we keep running the travel kettle off her rabbit, so it is not all her fault!
) We must take care of our protector after all... We keep massaging her feet and her legs to keep the circulation going, but she keeps making those funny mewing noises when we get to the top of her thighs on the inside...
Fred
:shock: Right, that's it! Everybody out to fend for themselves. It's back to the tight jeans and a monogamous relationship with the rabbit. Typical! Invite a bloke in for a cuppa and the next thing you know he's wiring up to Sky Sports! That really is the bloody limit - I cannot bear sport on TV.
May start living up to my name and give lesbianism a try...
May start living up to my name and give lesbianism a try...
Who me??
Alex......watching is considered very educational but I was never very diligent when it came to doing homework....any chance of a day release course? :twisted:
If we speak nicely to Sappho we may be able to combine the gender recognition course with the tantric maths lessons. You order some more strawberries and champagne and I'll sort out the scented candles and music.
You do understand I'd have to publish my course notes in the forum?
Alex......watching is considered very educational but I was never very diligent when it came to doing homework....any chance of a day release course? :twisted:
If we speak nicely to Sappho we may be able to combine the gender recognition course with the tantric maths lessons. You order some more strawberries and champagne and I'll sort out the scented candles and music.
You do understand I'd have to publish my course notes in the forum?
Sex God
Sappho wrote:
Thwack! for DJohn
Thwack! for Fred. Flintstone, I expected better of you!
Sappho wrote:
Will's back - and I am not standing for any nonsense, either!
Bring just one more appliance in Fred and you're getting evicted. Jeez, you have enough stuff in there for permanent residence - God, I wish I hadn't said that.Right, you lot. OUT!!!
Thwack! for DJohn
Thwack! for Fred. Flintstone, I expected better of you!
Sappho wrote:
Invite a bloke in for a cuppa and the next thing you know he's wiring up to Sky Sports!I do have sympathy with you my darling, I really do. Mind you, if you didn't take quite so long to make the cuppa in the first place......
Will's back - and I am not standing for any nonsense, either!
Bugga - Just as we were getting comfy someone goes and spoils it!
Better cancel the order for the Lether suite and widescreen Telly now.
Alex - wot a darling you are - when the Sky guy turns up could you point him in the direction of the GFZ - nobody will find us in there. Feel free to come and join us as well hun!
DJohn - grab the beer and the travel kettle...
See you all later...
*Fred muses to himself - wonder if it is to late to change the Sky order to drop the Sports channels and include all the "Tug TV" channels - just in case Alex does not follow us to the GFZ*
Must remember to ask Sappho how she plaits her pubic hair - it was very neat and cute in a quirky kinda way!
Better cancel the order for the Lether suite and widescreen Telly now.
Alex - wot a darling you are - when the Sky guy turns up could you point him in the direction of the GFZ - nobody will find us in there. Feel free to come and join us as well hun!
DJohn - grab the beer and the travel kettle...
See you all later...
*Fred muses to himself - wonder if it is to late to change the Sky order to drop the Sports channels and include all the "Tug TV" channels - just in case Alex does not follow us to the GFZ*
Must remember to ask Sappho how she plaits her pubic hair - it was very neat and cute in a quirky kinda way!