Heading for the hills at rapid speed..
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Sex God
Quote by Phoenix
... but you can't hide! :lol2:
Master of Sex
Phoenix my friend, that is one very big hole you've dug yourself into. For a guy going to the munch on saturday, its a VERY brave post! Take a suit of armour!! 
Sex God
those of you wishing to take further risks can get it on a
along with many others.
along with many others.
Sex God
Quote by Phoenix
Heading for the hills at rapid speed..
Phoenix
Some of us girls want to see you on Saturday night
I suggest you be afraid......... very afraid.....................
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: I clearly think your door entrance pass may be removed by Mrs NWC!
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OMFG phoenix have you got some kinda deathwish? silly boy!
oh and i best point out i wasn't laughing at your piss-poor sexist joke. i was laughing at . . . . erm . . . . summat else?
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
OMFG phoenix have you got some kinda deathwish? silly boy!
oh and i best point out i wasn't laughing at your piss-poor sexist joke. i was laughing at . . . . erm . . . . summat else?
neil x x x ;)
You wait til I get hold of you! Laughing at that!
<waves rolling pin in the air!>
:roll: tut, ffs, just can't get the men these days!
/flounce
Master of Sex
Is that a spade you're using phoenix, or a JCB??? 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Orgasminator
can I just take this opputunity to thank meat2pleaseu for that link......
feckin brill, have seen at least half a dozen t shirts i want, no where is my credit card
feckin brill, have seen at least half a dozen t shirts i want, no where is my credit card
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
I know I'm going to regret this!
We always hear “the rules†from the feminine side. Ok - well now hear the guys’ side ? These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered “1†ON PURPOSE!
THE GUYS RULES
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and Motor racing.
1. Sunday = sports or Liasons. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,†we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I’m in shape. - ROUND is a shape.
goodporking runs a mile..............................................
We always hear “the rules†from the feminine side. Ok - well now hear the guys’ side ? These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered “1†ON PURPOSE!
THE GUYS RULES
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and Motor racing.
1. Sunday = sports or Liasons. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,†we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I’m in shape. - ROUND is a shape.
goodporking runs a mile..............................................
Sex God
Quote by Phoenix
Heading for the hills at rapid speed..
Hope you did a Risk assessment before you posted this :shock:
