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triker69uk
Warming the Bed
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To me-ee
Happy Birthday To Me
The bad news is i've just come to the conclusion the birthday fairy doesnt exist. For years all i've asked for is a simple little thing, a slim, blonde, 25yr old nymphomaniac millionairess with a chocolate factory. Did i get one, did i bollox. Therefore at the age of 53 i have to accept that mummy & daddy lied about the birthday fairy. dammit, another childhood illusion shattered :cry:
Unknown User
have a great day :thumbup:
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Happy Birthday!
Steve
Sex God
Happy Birthday
biggrin
Unknown User
Maybe your nymphomaniac got lost in the post?
drinkies Happy Birthday :cheers:
Warmer
Sex God
Happy Birthday xxx
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Quote by triker69uk
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To me-ee
Happy Birthday To Me
The bad news is i've just come to the conclusion the birthday fairy doesnt exist. For years all i've asked for is a simple little thing, a slim, blonde, 25yr old nymphomaniac millionairess with a chocolate factory. Did i get one, did i bollox. Therefore at the age of 53 i have to accept that mummy & daddy lied about the birthday fairy. dammit, another childhood illusion shattered :cry:

I've told you before & I'll tell you again- she's mine!!
Happy birthday! kiss
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H.B.2.Y!
wannahavefun
Sexlightened
happy birthday.....have a great day ....keep believing in the birthday fairy and one day your dreams may come true lol
xxx
MikeNorth
Sex God
Happy birthday
Triker.
Have an evening out in Dreamland, or whatever they call it these days.
Unknown User
Happy birthday Triker! Sorry I can't help with your pressie. I don't come into any of those categories confused
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by triker69uk
i've just come to the conclusion the birthday fairy doesnt at the age of 53 i have to accept that mummy & daddy lied about the birthday fairy. dammit, another childhood illusion shattered :cry:

WHAT
the birthday fairy dont exist :cry: confused: :?: :?: :?: your lying aint you it really does exist just like the B.F.G and the tooth fairy and santa it really really does exist i seen it honest it brought me a smacked bum last birthday :twisted:
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Quote by Mallock2006
Happy Birthday
biggrin

i think i'll have Eva Greens
Unknown User
Happy happy birthday hun.. now sweep up those shattered illusions and have some sexy fun! lol
Unknown User
Hey, Triker - she's not ablonde and she's not 25 - she's a 22 year old brunette - and she's waiting for you. Go find her - and have a Happy Birthday!
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happy birthday hunny biggrin