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He is back "The Certifier"

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Not letting this go >>>
The man who lost his marbles, "The Certifier" is back amongst us wink
WARWICK welcome back.
Hi Fred bugger me not much gets past you does it
Many thanks for the heads up
right who wants a game of hijack the thread confused:
welcome back i see you have found your marbles.........can you find debbiewebs coz she lost hers. are they with yours lol
I think the problem is Deb found her marbles
This is not a good think as it could disturb the planets delicate balance and upset both her and my tenuous grip on reality :shock:
waiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theres a goldfish in my soup
AAw shucks thanks steph redface
fancy a shag by any chance biggrin
Hello warwick me old mucker!...........so your back from your stint dressed as a creme egg and rarin to go
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40253.html
well it's good to see you came through it biggrin
You have no idea how uncomfortable that outfit was dave.........still it was more stain resistant than the wet suit rolleyes
Woooohoooo , welcome back to the fold Warwick , good to have you back on board biggrin biggrin biggrin wink
Wooooohoooooo!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Welcome back Warwick kiss
Now don't you bugger off again!!!!!! smackbottom Tis not big or clever smackbottom .............. We missed you sad kiss
Thank you muchly
sadly this alternative reality called life got in the way for a bit but Im fully recovered now biggrin
have you been looking after my goldfish properly btw only Easy (hes the big one with the razor sharp teeth) looks a bit peaky rolleyes
ohhhhhhhh the terrible trio are back passionkisspassionkisspassionkiss
Great to see you back hon, as others have said you've been very much missed smile
Yaaaayyhhaaaaaayyy Warwicks back :bounce:
Calista xxxx
welcome back, Warwick(s)!
Should you not change your location??
In the true spirit of the thread, I'm going to say welcome back too biggrin Dunno where you went in the first place and don't understand the marbles thing but what the hell...
Nice to see you back babes kiss
The Forum hasnt been the same without you
Welcome back my marbellous friend! How dare you let life get in the way of SH - some people have got their priorities all wrong rolleyes dunno
where the bleedin' 'ell have you been? do you know what bloody time it is? we've been worried sick! mad
half the bloody neighbours have been out looking for you, another half hour we we're gonna call the police! well that's it . . . if you can't be responsible when you go out, you won't go out at all, and you needn't think you're going to any of these munches or whatever you call 'em if this is how you behave! now you can go to your room and think about being a bit more responsible in future! rolleyes
humph!
neil x x x ;)
p.s. welcome back warwick! ;)
Who?
I know you haven't certified me Warwick, the Doctors did that, but welcome back anyway.
John
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He's back!!!!!!!!
Warwick(s), I have one thing to say to you:
AWOL!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Make that 2 things - Welcome back !! confused confused confused
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where the bleedin' 'ell have you been? do you know what bloody time it is? we've been worried sick! mad
half the bloody neighbours have been out looking for you, another half hour we we're gonna call the police! well that's it . . . if you can't be responsible when you go out, you won't go out at all, and you needn't think you're going to any of these munches or whatever you call 'em if this is how you behave! now you can go to your room and think about being a bit more responsible in future! rolleyes
humph!
neil x x x ;)
p.s. welcome back warwick! ;)

:doh: Neil you took the words right out of my mouth !!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Welcome back Warwick wink
Hi Warwick
Glad you are back too, although I have not reason to be glad we have never conversed or entered into the world of Forum Threading before although I have asked the question was your certification as right of passage.
Steph gave me the answer, that being mad helps.
Does doing a second Freefall Parachute Jump count when your first almost ended in disaster, 1 second away from release of main chute back into freefall and deploy reserve luckily the main opened as I said went up and done another almost immediately.
Do one thing each day that frightens you lol