He said ........She heard him say .....

16 May 2012

I reckon that in that situation your boll*xed to be honest flower. Nothing you can say or do can put it right if you try it exacerbates the situation. Just got to hope someone or something pisses her off more and the quicker the better, so as to get her off you as a subject lol

17 May 2012

Quote by flower411
Have you ever said something to your partner and immediately realised that you`d said the wrong thing even tho what you had said was completely harmless ?
We were supposed to be attending a wedding soon and I couldn`t find the suit that I wanted to wear . I mentioned it to Mrs f and said
"Now I`ve lost so much weight I should look really good in that suit !"
I saw nothing wrong with the comment but now realise that what she heard was
"You`re fat"

Didn't I recently see mention of you going through a bad patch and splitting up? I wonder why ...

18 May 2012

We were in asda earlier in the week. Mrs looked at a a pair of jeans. Now I know that if Mrs picks up a pair of jeans she expects those jeans to fit, if they do not its an insult. So Einstein here notices they are leg size long. Quick thinking :idea: Avoid non fitting incident and point out these are long.
"Luv those jeans are long you dont have long legs"
Reply
"NO! I have fucking short dumpy legs"
I dont think that went very well though we did talk round it lol

What I meant was these are for tall people and you are not tall.