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I bjornblonduk solemnly swear etc ......etc.....etc.... life's too short not to
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I farmersboy solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven COMMUNITY what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender so there
Hows that
barking were all bloody barking
Hows that
barking were all bloody barking
Orgasminator
OK Debs.. yer on page 4 now.... so come on... what you upto???
We know yer upto summink... but just what..
I would hate to even guess 
:crazy:
We know yer upto summink... but just what..
I would hate to even guess :crazy: I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost may or may not be........ I shell never surrender! unless the cost get silly
well that me in not sure why but had to do it need to be counted somewhere i surpose
well that me in not sure why but had to do it need to be counted somewhere i surpose
I .......Froggystyle.... solemnly declare that.......errrr....Debbiewebs is sooo sweet and sexy and i will always remember the dance floor thingy. 
I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender! 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I Mistress_Sassy, .solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss... keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to shag the whole of swinging heaven (or equivalent) forever and ever amen......... I will not surrender..... so shag me now, you know you wanna :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I got that a bit wrong, didn't I?
:grin:
Yeah what she said! :laughabove:
Okay, now the real one..............
I Mistress_Sassy solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ...... I will continue to take the piss . . . keep our humour.... hold our heads up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and land to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ We shall never surrender!
I southport solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep our humour.... hold MY heads up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and land to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ We shall never surrender!
Count me in..
Count me in..
I sorts solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven community what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender
& sending a big hug cuz i ya can never have enough
& sending a big hug cuz i ya can never have enough
Sexlightened
I, Triptix.........solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and land to defend swinging heaven what ever the challenge (maybe)........ I shall never surrender......... unless it's a group of buxom women...... with designs on my body ......... in which case I will happily surrender....... lie back ........ and think of Swinging Heaven 
Any takers ?
Any takers ?
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
I like this one......this is for me
I like this one......this is for me
Sexlightened
We M&P solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......we will continue to take the piss . . . keep our humour.... hold our heads up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........we shall never surrender!
xxx
M&P
xxx
M&P
Um I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward um......I will continue to take the piss 
keep my humour. (Have I got a humour?)... hold my head up high...(Ahh easy one).... and fight on the seas and oceans (what if this is a land battle ??) to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender!
keep my humour. (Have I got a humour?)... hold my head up high...(Ahh easy one).... and fight on the seas and oceans (what if this is a land battle ??) to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender! 
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
I solemnly declare that I have no idea what this thread is about.
Anyone fancy a shag?
not right now babes bit sore from saterday night My alibi is beyond dispute.
Sex God
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven indefatigably........ I shall never surrender!
Great idea Debbs, sorry I couldn't stop my inner pedant coming out to correct a few spellings.
Great idea Debbs, sorry I couldn't stop my inner pedant coming out to correct a few spellings.
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Dunno what Debs is up to, but whatever it is ........ count me in !!!!!
Naked Cleaner
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Dunno what Debs is up to, but whatever it is ........ count me in !!!!!
Naked Cleaner
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Sex God
I Angel Chat solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven community indefatigably........ I shall never surrender!
Not that there was any chance of me bogging off for the foreseeable anyway ;)
Not that there was any chance of me bogging off for the foreseeable anyway ;)
Sex God
We Him'nHer solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......she will continue to give the head keep our humour.... hold our piss up's often..... and fight in bunches and come to the munches to defend our swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ we shall never surrender! (well maybe we will - :giveup: :shock
Here ya go hun
Quote by treasurechest
Ulck , I Cant be doing with all this conformity and group hug things!!
I need a vomit emoticon and I cant find one!!
Here ya go hun
I Glasgowfella solemnly declare.......that from this day forward.....i will continue to take the piss......keep my head up high......i may not be able to fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven but i will due to severe seasickness but i will by the very nature of the afore mentioned seasickness deposit many slipping hazards upon the deck to do my bit to repel hostile invaders.......i shall never surrender..........i will also mop up after the battles
I Givemeahug solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
There ya go debs :twisted:
There ya go debs :twisted:
Master of Sex
I iluvminis(all that that debbiewebs said)so help me god(can't think of another word for god cos I'm not religious)and' Stuart Pierce' is a bit long windied er er,oh 'so help me City',sad I know but what the
I .LadyFeeBee.. solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss(not that I do that of course) keep my humour.... hold my head up high.(or lie down).... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend my swinging heaven friendshipswhat ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender
(Anyone know what Debs is up to yet? )
Fee
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(Anyone know what Debs is up to yet?
)Fee
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Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
...... I shell never surrender!
Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
