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I/we The Muttleys, solemly declare........that from this day forward......i/we will continue to take the piss.......keep my/our humour.......hold my/our head up high.........and fight on the seas and oceans to defend my/our swinging heaven community, whatever the cost.
I/we shall never surrender.
The version for couples lol
i/we will wait now to see what i/we have dropped my/our self/selves into. :shock:
I Sarah, solemly declare........that from this day forward......I will continue to take the piss.......keep my humour.......hold my head up high.........carry out BJ's are required....and fight on the seas and oceans to defend my swinging heaven community, whatever the cost. I shall never surrender.
Great avatar lady FeeBee,yowser,x
I, Choon, solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and when I've shagged Debs I'll fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Come on Debz tell us all whats happening??????
i well busty babe solemnly declare that....
............i have nothing to declare!!!!!!
lol :lol:
Quote by freckledbird

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
i solemnly declare that once you have stopped being so sarcastic i will answer your comments
Quote by well_busty_babe
i well busty babe solemnly declare that....
............i have nothing to declare!!!!!!
lol :lol:

Hi WBB
You got LOADS to declare
How ya doin babe?
NC
xxxx
Quote by freckledbird

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
Quote by sorts

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
nope, she's far more cunning than that!! lol rotflmao
is there anyone else out there sat with fingers poised on the edit button just in case??? :twisted:
Quote by sorts

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
NC will be in bed by then ..... sadly, sleeping
Quote by sorts

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 Friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
wink but not only that................. i will at 11 pm to mo .........will be putting my own dec in................... i am not here in any way shape or form to piss the new owners off.............. just to show them that how all of us here are as one that means family and not as just a community ........... and to come and join us...............like Mark did! he was as one with us!......right from the very begining!............we us oldies miss him very much....and i no its going to be difficult for you to take his place.i will not expect that at all just come in and join us!................
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wink but not only that................. i will at 11 pm to mo .........will be putting my own dec in................... i am not here in any way shape or form to piss the new owners off.............. just to show them that how all of us here are as one that means family and not as just a community ........... and to come and join us...............like Mark did! he was as one with us!......right from the very begining!............we us oldies miss him very much....and i no its going to be difficult for you to take his place.i will not expect that at all just come in and join us!................

>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
yup, count me in! biggrin
we're still here! HONEST...
Quote by Debbiewebs

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 Friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
wink but not only that................. i will at 11 pm to mo .........will be putting my own dec in................... i am not here in any way shape or form to piss the new owners off.............. just to show them that how all of us here are as one that means family and not as just a community ........... and to come and join us...............like Mark did! he was as one with us!......right from the very begining!............we us oldies miss him very much....and i no its going to be difficult for you to take his place.i will not expect that at all just come in and join us!................
well said hun passionkiss
I'll have whatever she's having drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :beer: :cheers: :drinkies: :karaoke: :smoke: :beer: sillyassionkiss: :cheers:
:shock: innocent bolt
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wink but not only that................. i will at 11 pm to mo .........will be putting my own dec in................... i am not here in any way shape or form to piss the new owners off.............. just to show them that how all of us here are as one that means family and not as just a community ........... and to come and join us...............like Mark did! he was as one with us!......right from the very begining!............we us oldies miss him very much....and i no its going to be difficult for you to take his place.i will not expect that at all just come in and join us!................


oooo i bow to you tampax worship
now get in that chat room and get them in here!....please :worship: all mighty one biggrin
I Osmosis solemnly declare........ that from this day forward...... I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and beaches to defend our swinging heaven whatever the cost may be........ I shall never surrender!
I also left looooooooooong ago :silly:
we rams_cpl do........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
:thumbup:
Quote by Debbiewebs
wink but not only that................. i will at 11 pm to mo .........will be putting my own dec in................... i am not here in any way shape or form to piss the new owners off.............. just to show them that how all of us here are as one that means family and not as just a community ........... and to come and join us...............like Mark did! he was as one with us!......right from the very begining!............we us oldies miss him very much....and i no its going to be difficult for you to take his place.i will not expect that at all just come in and join us!................

well said Debs!, glad to see you back on line kiss
We (from Belgium) are here, looking around... smile
Cheers!
I, masquerade, solemnly declare that from this day forward I will continue to take the piss, keep my humour, hold my head up high and fight on the seas and oceans to defend my swinging heaven whatever the cost maybe. I shall never surrender!
This could turn into a very loooonnnngggg thread if everyone :shock: posts in here ........
We Sussex2 solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......We will continue to take the piss . . . keep our humour.... hold our heads up high..... and fight on the seas, oceans and land to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ We shall never surrender!
Sussex2
xxx

IWe........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ We shall never surrender!
We did it..... what ever it is??? :smile2:
I Olive oyl solemmley declare ........................... blah de balh ,,,,,,,,,,,piss take ................
.......... swing heaven community ..................... etc I shall never surrender ...................
but only if i get a snog off debbiwebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Quote by Darkfire
>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
yup, count me in! biggrin

awwwww babes did little old Debs get you a sweat on? rotflmao
lov ya passionkiss
Quote by oliveoyl
I Olive oil solemnly declare ........................... blah DE blah ,,,,,,,,,,,piss take ................
.......... swing heaven community ..................... etc I shall never surrender ...................
but only if i get a song off Debbie's!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

aw babes Here you go one of my specials
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!.
debz reporting for duty wink