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Quote by Debbiewebs

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
i solemnly declare that once you have stopped being so sarcastic i will answer your comments
Ahhhhh* so everyone can pisstake except me then? rolleyes
I'm with Postie and Lee.
"]>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
They say great minds think alike
Er me too, count me in on whatever wherever and with who ever - now what was the question.....I do solomly swear....
jodman
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I DreamerHelen solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!.
I'm part of the "Suck it and See" Brigade....I'm an eternal optimist, I think it will all work out alright..... biggrin
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Welcome Back!!!! wink
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Fooookin' 'ell. Yeah - welcome back :bounce: kiss passionkiss
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Debs
How does this sound???
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
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like its says above. well thats us, cplbbw here to stay if you will let us!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: biggrin :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbie webs is up to, but who's Shell?
i solemnly declare that once you have stopped being so sarcastic i will answer your comments<MIG src=' ' alt='Club Me' border=0>
Ahhhhh* so everyone can pis stake except me then? rolleyes
I'm with Pastie and Lee.
no there is a diffents!............. they are totally piss takers in fun......... you come across to me as sarcastic on here!................ but i have heard from peeps that you are a very nice person .......... and totally different HOW YOU COME ACROSS ON HERE
i am not saying i do not like you ........but just give me time to get use to your way of posting! and like wise
thats all i ask .have to admit i find you difficult to get me head round!....but i Lov you all the same...............i have always been honist and will carry on to be!
Debsxxxxxx
PS now you can correct me .........i thought that postie was how it was spelled dunno
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Welcome Back!!!! wink
OMG .........me one and truly has posted in me thread..... Debs faints
Late but here none the less!! Working away is a bugger, miss out on topics like this. lol
ME TOO!!!
I, Amber, solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven whatever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
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I Smoking Muff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender!
Debbie? where u gone hun?
I do solemly declare that the evidence I shall give will be ............... oh bugger, wrong place!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I, Sergeant Earnest Bilko , solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven whatever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!

and fight on the seas and oceans ??? WTF is all that about??? confused :? :? :?
For Debs kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Debbie? where u gone hun?

had to reboot hun redface .... be right with ya kiss
hello me sexy bi fem SM hump good night babes hey wink
miss you all ready and jim :hump:
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I do solemly declare that the evidence I shall give will be ............... oh bugger, wrong place!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I, Sergeant Earnest Bilko , solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven whatever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
and fight on the seas and oceans ??? WTF is all that about??? confused :? :? :?

For Debs kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

OMG i am in love with you now totely :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
sorry peeps i might be a while getting back........ Debs off to fantersise of Sarge and me bonking
OOOOOOOO YAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAA DONT STOPPPPPPP
OMG i am in Heaven................swinging heaven :twisted:
I Phoenix solemnly declare ........that from this day forward, backward and beyond......I will continue to take the piss from my potty to the loo in the morning.... hold my nose while i tip it in........ I shall never spill a drop!
im still here .........sort of ..........sometimes.......
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im still here .........sort of ..........sometimes.......
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RED ME BABY!!!!.............. ooooooooo you have made me night! :bounce:
Where you bin confused :?
miss ya babes passionkiss
did I miss something rolleyes
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did I miss something rolleyes

you are late...all you after is a smackbottom i no :twisted: :twisted:
I gareth_gruff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
I'll stand and be counted... Newbie alert, a reformed lurker here!!
Quote by gareth_gruff
I gareth_gruff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
I'll stand and be counted... Newbie alert, a reformed lurker here!!

OMG i am in love again :inlove: is that really you??
Quote by Debbiewebs
I gareth_gruff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans t o defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
I'll stand and be counted... Newbie alert, a reformed lurker here!!

OMG i am in love again :inlove: is that really you??[/quote
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Quote by Debbiewebs
>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
yup, count me in! biggrin

awwwww babes did little old Debs get you a sweat on? rotflmao
lov ya passionkiss
sweat on? :shock: fookin 'ell luv, everytime you post i start writing my last will and bloody testament! :scared: :rotflmao:
**pops her head round the door**
Im here wave
Quote by gareth_gruff
I gareth_gruff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans t o defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
I'll stand and be counted... Newbie alert, a reformed lurker here!!

OMG i am in love again :inlove: is that really you??
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**pops her head round the door**
Im here wave

VICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! passionkiss
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>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
yup, count me in! biggrin

awwwww babes did little old Debs get you a sweat on? rotflmao
lov ya passionkiss
sweat on? :shock: fookin 'ell luv, everytime you post i start writing my last will and bloody testament! :scared: :rotflmao:
But i lov ya! sillyassionkiss: no need to be scared of little old debbiwebs :twisted: :twisted: