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Heat brings on Half-Time Break

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Bloody hell! :shock:
Am I the only one that has had to call a half-time break from the giggy-giggy due to the heat? sad
How do you keep cool whilst generating enough friction to illuminate Wembley? confused
Don't say ice - we have melted all the ice-cubes :cry:
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Continue the festivities under a cold shower …………………. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Bloody hell! :shock:
Am I the only one that has had to call a half-time break from the giggy-giggy due to the heat? sad
How do you keep cool whilst generating enough friction to illuminate Wembley? confused
Don't say ice - we have melted all the ice-cubes :cry:

Oi, that's not fair - can we join in?
Polo Lady- your lucky. I'm on my own this week sad
Quote by westerross
Bloody hell! :shock:
Am I the only one that has had to call a half-time break from the giggy-giggy due to the heat? sad
How do you keep cool whilst generating enough friction to illuminate Wembley? confused
Don't say ice - we have melted all the ice-cubes :cry:

Oi, that's not fair - can we join in?
anytime hump wink :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Bloody hell! :shock:
Am I the only one that has had to call a half-time break from the giggy-giggy due to the heat? sad
How do you keep cool whilst generating enough friction to illuminate Wembley? confused
Don't say ice - we have melted all the ice-cubes :cry:

Oi, that's not fair - can we join in?
anytime hump wink :twisted:
Right I'll just nip off and get me ice cubes then lol :lol: :lol:
By the way - anybody score before half - time?? wink
Quote by westerross
By the way - anybody score before half - time?? wink

They sure did .... hat-trick :wink: biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I am too bloody hot!
Come on - I need to know how to keep cool during the second half..... what if it goes to extra time :shock: or a shoot out in my box? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Portable air con... just got mine out and turned it on (The air con you sick lot, hehe)
Quote by PoloLady
I am too bloody hot!
Come on - I need to know how to keep cool during the second half..... what if it goes to extra time :shock: or a shoot out in my box? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by Marya
Move up here, it's freezing.

Well Marya, we're further North than you and I must admit the air temp outside is rather cold, however............................PoloLady, if you find an answer to your problem could you let us know? We have the same predicament wink redface (don't you just LOVE child free nights!!) :twisted:
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what about just moving the fun out into the garden? lol
Quote by tanglewood72
what about just moving the fun out into the garden? lol

Lets face it, bloody hot out there as well...
Stick your head in a bucket of water at regular intervals, and don't forget the waterproof mascara.... wink
Pour a nice cold bath, and do it in there. Beware of shrinkage though. lol
Alternatively, get a great big fan and do it under there. Nothing beats the feeling of a cool breeze on your bits while they're busy working away biggrin
I did think about going in the garden - but the thought of squishing a slug has put me off :uhoh:
Quote by PoloLady
I did think about going in the garden - but the thought of squishing a slug has put me off :uhoh:

Try a double airbed laid on the grass - sex in the cool night air without the danger of something squishy under your arse!!! cool
Rodger have tried that mate and ended up as an airbed sandwich.....
mmmm airbed mikeC airbded.
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
mmmm airbed mikeC airbded.

Please keep your nasty habits to yourself. Airbeds eh? Don't you mean air head,
with limbs and false hair? Don't they have names? They must feel very used.........
(PS Careful you don't have one of those sandwiches anywhere near brambles. You could suffer from premature deflation, and the 'airbed' would be left feeling very flat and winded...)
Well full-time was called at around 3am (though there is some dispute over the final score)
With global warming and the summer nights coming upon us... it really is a serious issue - how do we keep cool (especially when the number of bodies involved exceeds 2).
After all we don’t want membership to decline due to heatstroke, heat exhaustion, severe dehydration, etc…
Quote by PoloLady
how do we keep cool

We wear dark glasses indoors and never EVER wear Burberry. cool
Quote by Scandal
Get a backstage pass for Glasto! wink

Oh - and that ! lol :wink: cool
Continue in the shower
Edit: Great minds Scandal lol
Yes, yes, in the shower is obvious - though limiting in the number of positions and the number of people............. if I tried getting 4-6 people in my shower there would be a nasty accident (more than likely involving a chrome plated tap) :shock: