Quote by redwine_lover
so u are in the chat room too? as a cpl?
RWL
No not as a couple - I'm not married so I'm down as single
Jas
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and in there to find a real life non swinging date??????????????????
RWL
Nope friendship.
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
That would kill off the Munches and Socials so lets put that to bed (and added Dawn beat me to it).
ooooooooo did dawn tie you to the bed as well to see if you had a fluffy tummy
What goes on in the back offices of SH would never be repeated in public but Steve runs fast, just not fast enough :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
i still cant get in, still havent got any email
There's a few that need to be resent, if anyone has this problem pm me with the email address that you used and I'll sort you out a confirmation code.
Sex God
I can't find any of you!
How do you search further than 100 miles from your post code?
How do you search further than 100 miles from your post code?
:giggle: Sex God
Should be a search for username in there soon.
Sex God
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
:lol:
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
:lol: Quote by mazandden
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
muppet 
I have to say the emoticons are a bit, errrrrrm................shit
Quote by mazandden
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
well you've only got yourself to blame......don't you get enough of that from this site! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
well you've only got yourself to blame......don't you get enough of that from this site! :lol:
I know i know! I'm sure I'll get labled time waster pretty soon!
it's lots of fun trying to find everyone on there though! some are easy - rwl and rpm cos their usernames are the same - but sheddy, i found you! hahah!
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
I know i know! I'm sure I'll get labled time waster pretty soon!
it's lots of fun trying to find everyone on there though! some are easy - rwl and rpm cos their usernames are the same - but sheddy, i found you! hahah!
WHAT!!!!!
My fellas on a dating site??????
He's in trouble when I get my hands on him!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Quote by mazandden
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
OK OK Ok
i will get it right next time Mazo/katy (*delete as applicable)
RWL
Quote by mazandden
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
well you've only got yourself to blame......don't you get enough of that from this site! :lol:
I know i know! I'm sure I'll get labled time waster pretty soon!
it's lots of fun trying to find everyone on there though! some are easy - rwl and rpm cos their usernames are the same - but sheddy, i found you! hahah!
i can only remember one name..i cant multi task and.. i am male lol
RWL
Sex God
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
Quote by mazandden
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
say pretty pleasse if u want to dip yr fingers in my pasta bowl!!!!!!
RWL
xxx
Quote by mazandden
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
I got a mail which looked like my luck had changed.
Then I realized it was only Maz
Only jokin luscious!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
I got a mail which looked like my luck had changed.
Then I realized it was only Maz
so when ARE we meeting for that shag, sexy?!
Only jokin luscious!
Quote by mazandden
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
yep and judging by some of the mail i have had theres lots that are on the wrong site lol
Earthy xx
Sex God
Do you know what, I quite like Heaven dating :shock: . And no I am not taking the piss out of daters, I have clearly stated in my profile that I am looking for friendship, cos you can never have too many friends, can you.
To answer admin's questions, I don't like the forums there atm.... hopefully they will be tweeked to put things like quotes in etc. The mail system is OK, and I do prefer the colours there to here.
Things I don't like..... there is a married option :shock: ... if it's a dating site, why would anyone married be going there????? OK, they might want to replace their current partner but they should rightly get rid of the current one first! It more correctly should be called Cheating Heaven, as more or less everyone I chatted to in the HD chatroom yesterday admitted to being a cheater :shock: If it is a singles only site, and fair does that SHOULD exclude couples, but it should also exclude married people ---- yeah I'm not stupid, they'll lie but at least it's not an open encouragement!
OK, off my soap box about cheating :lol: :lol: :lol:
HD being linked from SH.... well actually I've no problem with it :shock: ... It's obvious business sense... as already been said HD gets a few thousand members quickly and it looks busy, and yeah the novelty for the swingers with soon wear off and they won't go there if they can't get their tits and cock out on cam :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... It's also very good to have the link from here for SEO purposes, yes?
I would have more of a problem with the link going the other way as when HD does start getting natural traffic the genuine daters will get the shock of their lives if they end up here by mistake :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Soooooooooo........... my "and finally".... what's next in the "Heaven Network"? Can we have a hardcore BDSM site please? REALLY hardcore hehehehehehehehehehe........... Bondage Heaven hehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ............. only cos the riff raff round here is too soft :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
To answer admin's questions, I don't like the forums there atm.... hopefully they will be tweeked to put things like quotes in etc. The mail system is OK, and I do prefer the colours there to here.
Things I don't like..... there is a married option :shock: ... if it's a dating site, why would anyone married be going there????? OK, they might want to replace their current partner but they should rightly get rid of the current one first! It more correctly should be called Cheating Heaven, as more or less everyone I chatted to in the HD chatroom yesterday admitted to being a cheater :shock: If it is a singles only site, and fair does that SHOULD exclude couples, but it should also exclude married people ---- yeah I'm not stupid, they'll lie but at least it's not an open encouragement!
OK, off my soap box about cheating
:lol: :lol: :lol: HD being linked from SH.... well actually I've no problem with it :shock: ... It's obvious business sense... as already been said HD gets a few thousand members quickly and it looks busy, and yeah the novelty for the swingers with soon wear off and they won't go there if they can't get their tits and cock out on cam :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... It's also very good to have the link from here for SEO purposes, yes?
I would have more of a problem with the link going the other way as when HD does start getting natural traffic the genuine daters will get the shock of their lives if they end up here by mistake :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Soooooooooo........... my "and finally".... what's next in the "Heaven Network"? Can we have a hardcore BDSM site please? REALLY hardcore hehehehehehehehehehe........... Bondage Heaven hehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ............. only cos the riff raff round here is too soft :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Heavendating
"We couldnt find an ideal partner for you so we have come up with this matches that may be of interest:"
admin
Hmmm, I was rather hoping for a rich spinster with a heart condition.... but any port in a storm!
Seriously though, seeing as dating sites seem to suffer from an abundance of people wanting a quick shag, and a few people round here seem to be wanting a relationship that goes beyond that, there might be good synergy here (oh dear, I used the word "synergy"... must be working on too many business presentations!).
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
"We couldnt find an ideal partner for you so we have come up with this matches that may be of interest"
admin
see....this was really just a big set up for Martin and Elliot to find girlfriends!
Or boyfriends
