Heavy Cummers

4 Oct 2007

Quote by fabio
what if you do it from the top of a very tall building? From where you did it to where it lands could be hundreds of feet!!! :shock:
:rotflmao:

but what if you were the person hit from a great height from said "spuff"..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
not so funny now..... bad enough when a bird manages to hit you!!!! smile

:) :) :)
ewww, i could just imagine being on the way to work first think in the morning and stopping for a stretch the yawn.. then getting a gob full :shock:
Tony wink

4 Oct 2007

Quote by anais
If you use a turkey baster it can go quite a distance... :?

OK .... tell me how?? :confused:
Unless you fill it up, then stamp on the end of it, thus sending the contents flying :shock:

Quote by Mal
what if you do it from the top of a very tall building? From where you did it to where it lands could be hundreds of feet!!! :shock:
:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get the wind in the right direction too, and it could be halfway across the county :shock: Or straight back in your face, depending on the direction of the wind of course :undecided:

4 Oct 2007

Quote by firelizard
Ahem. :jagsatwork: I just wrote a poem. It rhymes and everyfink! :smug:
A man who's a long distance squirter,
can satisfy Doris or Gerta
but if he wants to prove
how much earth he can move
He'd better call Norris McWhirter!

:P You have found your calling wink

Why thank you :wink:
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject:
Mal wrote:

what if you do it from the top of a very tall building? From where you did it to where it lands could be hundreds of feet!!! icon_

but what if you were the person hit from a great height from said "spuff"..... icon_ icon_ icon_
not so funny now..... bad enough when a bird manages to hit you!!!! icon_ icon_ icon_ icon_

:karaoke: It's raining men, halleluljah!
I can just imagine the weather forecast;
"And in Wandsworth, we can expect a deluge of Love Snow just in time to coincide with the morning stiff hour" :sticky:

4 Oct 2007

Quote by Missy
If you use a turkey baster it can go quite a distance... :?

OK .... tell me how?? :confused:
Unless you fill it up, then stamp on the end of it, thus sending the contents flying :shock:
Missy, we could have a spurting competition...turkey baster style :lol2: :lol2:
I meant a syringe :? :? :?

4 Oct 2007

If you spurted in an aeroplane in flight, would it be a mile-high spurt? biggrin

4 Oct 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
If we're going to take this seriously then we need to look at it along the lines of an athletic event.
It strikes me (no - not the spunk ) that we should maybe have some sort of sand-pit like they do with the long jump. The distance would be measured from the starting line to the shortest part of the spurt.
Or for those who really excel, we could have an open, cone shaped area like they do with javelin or hammer. After the 'launch' a man with a white trilby hat and blazer would run out dragging a tape measure tethered to the end of the competitor's weapon. If he had some experience with the javelin event it would help him stay dry ;-)

Good grief, can you imagine the state of the sand after a few goes :shock: Would be like the contents of a half built Shaker Maker model confused

Plus we would need to get everyone at one place at the same time :? How about rules that can be adapted to all environments? biggrin

Need to set some handicaps, if it's going uphill, then you can take an exact opposite step back for every 45 degrees (Lost, you'll have to do it near a manhole in future lol

). If you're pointing uphill, then you have to take a step forward for every 45 degrees (so Mal, you would have to take two steps off a tall building! :shock: )
Also, who gets the points? I mean, if I'm making David cum. Does the preparer or the shooter get the points?....... S'pose I can claim the points, he doesn't come in the forums much, so won't know :lol:

4 Oct 2007

I just googled "olympic spurting"

Rowing at the 1908 Summer Olympics - Men's coxed eights ...
The Belgians spurted suddenly at about half a mile from the start, but Leander answered ... London: British Olympic Association. De Wael, Herman (2001). ...
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People's Daily Online - Discussion: Competition: through the ...
While Beijing is giving the finishing touches to its preparations for the 29th Olympic Games, athletes around the world are spurting toward the starting ...
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4 Oct 2007

Why is it only measured for a single spurt? Perhaps we could play hotch scotch? You'll have to save the biggest spurt for last then.
I've hit my own chin by accident once. We did have a good giggle about it at the time. The problem was, I had a goatee at the time and it was really awkward to wash all of it out....

4 Oct 2007

Quote by Missy
...... S'pose I can claim the points, he doesn't come in the forums much, so won't know

Thank God for that!! We have enough mess lying around the place as it is without David spurting everywhere!! :shock: :sticky:

4 Oct 2007

Quote by Mal
...... S'pose I can claim the points, he doesn't come in the forums much, so won't know

Thank God for that!! We have enough mess lying around the place as it is without David spurting everywhere!! :sticky:
you have just ruined that icon for me.. I thought it was cute before.. now all I can think of is bukkake...:crazy:
splendid

4 Oct 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
If you spurted in an aeroplane in flight, would it be a mile-high spurt?

:laughabove: :laughabove:

4 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
:karaoke: It's raining men, halleluljah!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't think it would be appropriate for a guy to post his own experiences due to the tendency to apply poetic licences biggrin

Although... I don't think I am a particularly heavy cummer ....13stone isn't that heavy is it dunno

Sadly the potency of the expulsion diminishes with age in my expereince anyway sad

Maybe if I put my thumb over the end I could repeat the feats of youth innocent

4 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
Ahem. :jagsatwork: I just wrote a poem. It rhymes and everyfink! :smug:
A man who's a long distance squirter,
can satisfy Doris or Gerta
but if he wants to prove
how much earth he can move
He'd better call Stormy McSquirter!

5 Oct 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
And MrFb has managed to hit the wall behind the bed when aiming at my boobies

yes we've had this one also!
I just can't be bothered to reply to the author's heavy cumming bit, I've posted in a thread about this before, what's classed as "heavy cumming?" a bucket full? really... it doesn't matter to me if there's a tsp or a tbsp.
(on reflection: less is probably better, less to douche out afterwards wink

)

5 Oct 2007

Quote by spurter
What's the highest/furthest you've seen a man shoot his spunk or spurted yourself?

About 6 meters, but that was off the end of a dock.

5 Oct 2007

Quote by
What's the highest/furthest you've seen a man shoot his spunk or spurted yourself?

About 6 meters, but that was off the end of a dock.
Hello sailor.
H.x

5 Oct 2007

>>>>>>>Skids to a halt......
Did someone say sailor? :rascal:

5 Oct 2007

i can and do often hit my own forehead/eyes/face when im in a normal lying position.......on my back of course.
so my answer is several feet at least.....
does this make me a freak????

5 Oct 2007

Quote by DeeCee
i can and do often hit my own forehead/eyes/face when im in a normal lying position.......

and considering this guy is over 12 feet tall, that is some achievement lol

5 Oct 2007

Quote by winchwench
>>>>>>>Skids to a halt......
Did someone say sailor? :rascal:

Down girl! lol

5 Oct 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
>>>>>>>Skids to a halt......
Did someone say sailor? :rascal:

Down girl! lol

No sooner said than done! :spit:
rotflmao

5 Oct 2007

I forced a dribble over my foreskin once.. :smug:

5 Oct 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Ahem. :jagsatwork: I just wrote a poem. It rhymes and everyfink! :smug:
A man who's a long distance squirter,
can satisfy Doris or Gerta
but if he wants to prove
how much earth he can move
He'd better call Stormy McSquirter!

I thank you, I thank you……..bows and pauses for rapturous applause. :hunk:
Seriously, do eggs count? :confused2:

5 Oct 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
I forced a dribble over my foreskin once.. :smug:

Did you? :shock: feck I must have missed that rolleyes

5 Oct 2007

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
could you arrange the wank munch for down south please so i can come

Sure, absolutely, so you're a squirter cool

How far can you cum?? :twisted: :bounce:

5 Oct 2007

I still find it hard to believe anyone would fookin measure it lol...
Jeeze.... Get a grip man! lol

:lol:

5 Oct 2007

Quote by mdr2000

Jeeze.... Get a grip man! :lol:

He did - that's how he spurted! :lol:

6 Oct 2007

So according to the vote so far there are 9 guys over 8'.....so all 9 of those guys just happened to have a tape measure available at the time lol

And also how come no women has posted that they helped with the measuring or moaning that they missed their 'afters' cuddle as he was busy measuring!!
:giggle:
I think there are several guys here who have a good imagination over length of aim!!! :lol:

6 Oct 2007

Quote by H-x
What's the highest/furthest you've seen a man shoot his spunk or spurted yourself?

About 6 meters, but that was off the end of a dock.
Hello sailor.
H.x
Now I feel all at sea.

6 Oct 2007

Hey! There's no option in the poll for running down the outside. I think it's true that the spurt is less intense for the older man.
I read once of a young man boasting to his friends about wanking in the toilet of a airliner facing forward and getting them to calculate the combined speed of the ejaculation.
I guess that a few men can get overly proud of their emissions but it is also true that some women enjoy the sight of ejaculations.