Quote by davej
I think mine's a bit better. It's not a statigically shaven donkey he wants, it to be shaven by a donkey:? :? :?
Maybe he's hoping that with the loss of friction, he'll be able to just slip out of his bonds.
*pushes in Dobbin with a large, wickedly-sharp looking cut-throat gaffer taped to his hoof*
OK Sarge, where's he starting? Top or bottom?
Dont worry Sarge, I aint gonna let another member down...... Jeez Easy what sort of mate sends in a Donkey with just the razor straped to its hooves.....for christ sakes man are you that bloody uncaring......
davej squirts shaving gel over the sarges body and wanders off muttering about the stupidity of people arranging shaveing without the benefit of some extra sensitive gel....
Paul wanders in and see the Sarge still hanging there, covered in shaving gel. Looks to his left and spots the donkey sitting in a chair, razor still attached to his right hoof, smoking a rather fine cigar. The donkey smiles, takes a large draw on the cigar and asks me to pass on a message to Davej.
Just tell him " thanks for the lubrication - it made all the difference" :shock:
Pau
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you have teeth marks. :evil: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: MALCOLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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