FFS Sarge - do you think that is clever!!! :twisted: Well, it's not.
Turns TV off to save electricity and departs
as the Sarge's screams echo around the room Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
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HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!
(Warwick wanders into room mistaking it for the GFZ..to be confronted by Sarge suspended from a form of extreme bondage ...head covered in elastoplasts ...floor covered in polythene...an an upside down telly)
FFS Sarge didnt know you were into this kind of thing...best leave you to it I guess
Sorry if I disturbed you but I am curious..are you starting a new website?
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( Sarge screams incoherently ..Warwick makes his escape..obviously upset the poor bugger) :?: :?: :?:
FFS Sarge didnt know you were into this kind of thing...best leave you to it I guess
Sorry if I disturbed you but I am curious..are you starting a new website?
: ( Sarge screams incoherently ..Warwick makes his escape..obviously upset the poor bugger) :?: :?: :?:
Clare walks into the BFZ,trips over the upside down telly,bangs her head on something dangling from the ceiling while trying to not fall into the pils of wax on the floor.
Comes to five minutes later with a huge bump on her head,a swollen ankle and wax everywhere.
Looks up with blurry eyes,"what the hell is that dangling up there??"
clambers to her feet and when she gets close enough
"bloody hell Sarge what on earth have you been doing??"
The only reply she gets is the mumbled mutterings of a very unhappy soul.
"Oh Sarge i told you if your gonna play cat and mouse with Busty its easier to let her catch you herself,the rewards are better"
"Here you go Sarge,a cigar for your final moments,unless i can persuade Busty to play with your balls and let you go,now where is she???"
Clare places the cigar in Sarges mouth,lights it for him and hobbles away to find Busty
Comes to five minutes later with a huge bump on her head,a swollen ankle and wax everywhere.
Looks up with blurry eyes,"what the hell is that dangling up there??"
clambers to her feet and when she gets close enough
"bloody hell Sarge what on earth have you been doing??"
The only reply she gets is the mumbled mutterings of a very unhappy soul.
"Oh Sarge i told you if your gonna play cat and mouse with Busty its easier to let her catch you herself,the rewards are better"
"Here you go Sarge,a cigar for your final moments,unless i can persuade Busty to play with your balls and let you go,now where is she???"
Clare places the cigar in Sarges mouth,lights it for him and hobbles away to find Busty
Sex God
*easy walk in, turns light on and pulls cigar out of the Sarges arse*
Hmmmmm I think someone forgot that you were hanging upside down Sarge. :shock:
Right I've had enough of this will someone PLEASE find WBB and get her to release the Sarge ASAP or he's going to miss the football.
Hmmmmm I think someone forgot that you were hanging upside down Sarge.
:shock: Right I've had enough of this will someone PLEASE find WBB and get her to release the Sarge ASAP or he's going to miss the football.
Sex God
Quote by easy
*easy walk in, turns light on and pulls cigar out of the Sarges arse*
Hmmmmm I think someone forgot that you were hanging upside down Sarge.
Right I've had enough of this will someone PLEASE find WBB and get her to release the Sarge ASAP or he's going to miss the football.
:rotflmao: 
Sex God
*easy leaves a trail of chocolate squares from the general forum into the BFZ*
Desperate times and all that.
Desperate times and all that.
Sex God
There you go Sarge, read your post in the other thread..........one Lada as requested I'll leave the keys on the bar for ya...... If you wanna do a trade in with the tank, then give me a call...
Sex God
Hey Sarge!!!!! you are going all posh on us........Trading you bootiful tank for a lada.. :shock: :shock:
If you want I'll trade my go-cart for your big tank. That way I will always get a space when I park :lol:
If you want I'll trade my go-cart for your big tank. That way I will always get a space when I park
:lol: Strolls into the BFZ holding a roll of gaffa tape
Right Sarge as you insisted on making such a racket last night and keeping me up for hours, I have decided to take things into my own hands tonight.....
Cuts off a piece of gaffa tape and places it over Sarge's mouth.... That should keep you quiet!....
Right Sarge as you insisted on making such a racket last night and keeping me up for hours, I have decided to take things into my own hands tonight.....
Cuts off a piece of gaffa tape and places it over Sarge's mouth.... That should keep you quiet!....
Sex God
davej hopes that shireen did that with the light on else someone is gonna get a new speedo line when Easy takes it off....
Quote by davej
There you go Sarge, read your post in the other thread..........one Lada as requested I'll leave the keys on the bar for ya...... If you wanna do a trade in with the tank, then give me a call...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: B*st*rd !!!!
Quote by shireen-steve
Strolls into the BFZ holding a roll of gaffa tape
Right Sarge as you insisted on making such a racket last night and keeping me up for hours, I have decided to take things into my own hands tonight.....
Cuts off a piece of gaffa tape and places it over Sarge's mouth.... That should keep you quiet!....
Mmmmmhhh MMmmhhhhhhh mmmmmhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!
:x :x :x :x 
Sex God
for god sake.. whats the big deal?????
... i will be there on saturday! (perhaps) :twisted:
i dont see what the rush is!
its not like its a matter of life or death! :shock:
... i will be there on saturday! (perhaps) :twisted:
i dont see what the rush is!
its not like its a matter of life or death! :shock:
I'm starting to weaken now!! This is going to be my second night hanging up here. I have now been gagged but I need to find help from somewhere. I think back to a thread from a long time ago and decide upon a plan of action.
By moving my head back and forth I find that I can set the rope I swing it so much I can wrap an arm around a water pipe. I take my helmet in my hand (!!) and start banging: :shock: :shock: :shock:
......-...--..-.-.- .. .--- ....----.--...-.--. -...-.-- .- .-..-.--.. ..-. -..... -...-...-.-..-.-.- .--..-...-..-.-.. -....-...--.--. .- .-...-.-.-....-. .--.-.. .- ........-.-..--. .--....-...-.-.- .- ....-..-..--.-- -...-- .-----..-.-..-.. -.... .- -...----...-...
Bear in mind my Morse code is a bit rusty :? :?
By moving my head back and forth I find that I can set the rope I swing it so much I can wrap an arm around a water pipe. I take my helmet in my hand (!!) and start banging: :shock: :shock: :shock:
......-...--..-.-.- .. .--- ....----.--...-.--. -...-.-- .- .-..-.--.. ..-. -..... -...-...-.-..-.-.- .--..-...-..-.-.. -....-...--.--. .- .-...-.-.-....-. .--.-.. .- ........-.-..--. .--....-...-.-.- .- ....-..-..--.-- -...-- .-----..-.-..-.. -.... .- -...----...-...
Bear in mind my Morse code is a bit rusty
:? :? Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm starting to weaken now!! This is going to be my second night hanging up here. I have now been gagged but I need to find help from somewhere. I think back to a thread from a long time ago and decide upon a plan of action.
By moving my head back and forth I find that I can set the rope I swing it so much I can wrap an arm around a water pipe. I take my helmet in my hand (!!) and start banging: :shock: :shock: :shock:
......-...--..-.-.- .. .--- ....----.--...-.--. -...-.-- .- .-..-.--.. ..-. -..... -...-...-.-..-.-.- .--..-...-..-.-.. -....-...--.--. .- .-...-.-.-....-. .--.-.. .- ........-.-..--. .--....-...-.-.- .- ....-..-..--.-- -...-- .-----..-.-..-.. -.... .- -...----...-...
Bear in mind my Morse code is a bit rusty
Sarge;
My morse code is not what it was - if it ever was anything. But it appears to me that you have requested a strategically shaven donkey? How will this help?
Regards
Paul
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
I'm starting to weaken now!! This is going to be my second night hanging up here. I have now been gagged but I need to find help from somewhere. I think back to a thread from a long time ago and decide upon a plan of action.
By moving my head back and forth I find that I can set the rope I swing it so much I can wrap an arm around a water pipe. I take my helmet in my hand (!!) and start banging: :shock: :shock: :shock:
......-...--..-.-.- .. .--- ....----.--...-.--. -...-.-- .- .-..-.--.. ..-. -..... -...-...-.-..-.-.- .--..-...-..-.-.. -....-...--.--. .- .-...-.-.-....-. .--.-.. .- ........-.-..--. .--....-...-.-.- .- ....-..-..--.-- -...-- .-----..-.-..-.. -.... .- -...----...-...
Bear in mind my Morse code is a bit rusty
Sarge;
My morse code is not what it was - if it ever was anything. But it appears to me that you have requested a strategically shaven donkey? How will this help?
Regards
Paul
I think mine's a bit better. It's not a statigically shaven donkey he wants, it to be shaven by a donkey :? :? :? :?
Maybe he's hoping that with the loss of friction, he'll be able to just slip out of his bonds.
*pushes in Dobbin with a large, wickedly-sharp looking cut-throat gaffer taped to his hoof*
OK Sarge, where's he starting? Top or bottom?
Sex God
Quote by easy
I think mine's a bit better. It's not a statigically shaven donkey he wants, it to be shaven by a donkey
Maybe he's hoping that with the loss of friction, he'll be able to just slip out of his bonds.
*pushes in Dobbin with a large, wickedly-sharp looking cut-throat gaffer taped to his hoof*
OK Sarge, where's he starting? Top or bottom?
Dont worry Sarge, I aint gonna let another member down...... Jeez Easy what sort of mate sends in a Donkey with just the razor straped to its hooves.....for christ sakes man are you that bloody uncaring......
davej squirts shaving gel over the sarges body and wanders off muttering about the stupidity of people arranging shaveing without the benefit of some extra sensitive gel....
