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Hi there, i just thought i would post this to say hello to everyone on the site. Im Jamie, 27yrs old and from Sunny Scotland.
I actually joined the site a cpl of years ago but moved to Australia not long after so didnt really use it much. Now that ive returned i hope to be in quite a lot and meet some new friends etc
As a "newbie" i will probably need some advice of sorts regarding the site etc so im hoping that someone will be able to give me a helping hand to get me started.....it will be most appreciated.
Anyway, enough of my havering, i hope you are all having a great day biggrin
ps how do i get an avatar up???
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D'oh!
I was just about to come back to this after after woykin out how to do it, and attempt an explanation... >time consuming, thinking for this one< and when I return... I see not a red cross in the avatar window, but a propper avatar... shan't bother again.... sod ya!
lp
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oh... and welcome aboard wave
lp
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wave and :welcome: to the site!
Missy
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
D'oh!
I was just about to come back to this after after woykin out how to do it, and attempt an explanation... >time consuming, thinking for this one< and when I return... I see not a red cross in the avatar window, but a propper avatar... shan't bother again.... sod ya!
lp

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You gotta be quicker LP!!
Either that, or just posted the explanation anyway, then people would've seen the avatar up, seen your explanation, presumed it was you who helped, and Hey Presto, you would've been known not just as LP, but LP Captain Krypton Factor, LPCK for short! worship
But you've buggered it up now rolleyes
Welcome back Goram wave Have fun!! biggrin
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Quote by LondonPlaything
D'oh!
I was just about to come back to this after after woykin out how to do it, and attempt an explanation... >time consuming, thinking for this one< and when I return... I see not a red cross in the avatar window, but a propper avatar... shan't bother again.... sod ya!
lp

Sorry about that mate, im not exactly a genius when it comes to PC's and websites but hey, i managed it eventually redface
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Hi Goram wave and welcome to the madhouse! biggrin
Can I just give you a little tip?......age 10 years overnight and move to Wales! :lickface:
why are all the really gorgeous ones far too young and far away? redface
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hmm... Missy... I missed out on a gran oppo to get Kudos-a-plenty there did I not?
ah, but, maybe, just maybe... I went behind the scenes, sorted the problem in an anon-stylee.. a quick opperation, no fuss, no mess... sorted! Leaving nothing but a faint whiff of Brut as a hint to the secretive saviour?... not wishing to bring too much attention to myself... being all shy, and indeed humble an all that jazz?
or, errmm..... not
lp
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Goram, I'm glad that you didn't judge the site by the first two people who replied to your thread! Me and LP! :giggle:
(No offence LP but you know what I mean! kiss)
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Quote by goram1979
Sorry about that mate, im not exactly a genius when it comes to PC's and websites but hey, i managed it eventually redface

Yeah right Goram, thanks a bloody lot,lol and look at all the mess Im in now for me troubles?
Missy's hanging up all >well,surprisedops: some< of my faults for all to see... Im digging myself into a deeper and darker pit of ineptitude... and for some reason, continuing to do so....
why oh why oh why?
btw, beware Sassy, she's nowt but trouble
lp
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Quote by Kiss
(No offence LP but you know what I mean! kiss)
bgga this!
I'm orrf!
lp
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wave hello there sexy man! welcome to the forums, enjoy! xx
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Goram wave and welcome to the madhouse! biggrin
Can I just give you a little tip?......age 10 years overnight and move to Wales! :lickface:
why are all the really gorgeous ones far too young and far away? redface

Cheers for the compliment Sassy, youre making me blush lol surprisedops:
To be honest with you, age doesnt bother me at all, at the end of the day it is only a number and to date all my best experiences have been with ladies a little older than me and after checking out your pics all i can say is kiss You look great!!!
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Quote by Kiss
Goram, I'm glad that you didn't judge the site by the first two people who replied to your thread! Me and LP! :giggle:
(No offence LP but you know what I mean! kiss)

Not a bother, i can tell im going to enjoy it in here smile
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To Jaymar and warmer
Cheers for the welcome biggrin
Hope to chat soon!
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G'day Goram!
:welcome: to the Cafe.
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Hello and welcome from us both wink
Ohhh i do :giveup: to all advances lol
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Hi Goram :welcome: to this place again wave
A tip well errrrrm
Just be you
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Quote by Juniper_couple
Hello and welcome from us both wink
Ohhh i do :giveup: to all advances lol

Juniper_couple- Well thanks to the both of you biggrin
From your pics i can tell you both have a lot of fun lol......they look great!!!
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you come back :shock: what are you insane :shock:
oh well you will fit right in then :welcome: back
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
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why are all the really gorgeous ones far too young and far away? redface

But he's not too young or far away from me!! :bounce: (for a change!) wink
Hello and welcome Goram wave :rascal:
Fee
XX
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cu3b411 and goose35
Thanks for the welcome guys!!
Goose35 - what do you mean be yourself? Are there a lot of fakers or scammers on the site?
Unknown User
Quote by varca
Hi Goram wave and welcome to the madhouse! biggrin
Can I just give you a little tip?......age 10 years overnight and move to Wales! :lickface:
why are all the really gorgeous ones far too young and far away? redface

poke I saw him first..... honest I did :giggle:
Shareseys??? :rascal:
Ohh btw Welcome to the jungle Goram :D
Hello varca, how are you doing?
Now before things get out of hand there is no need to fight over me lol Ive got plenty to go around haha lol
Seriuosly though, thanks for taking the time to say hello - nice pics by tha way.
sexkittenhfx
Orgasminator
hiya goram wave
how you doin'? :rascal:
:P
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Quote by goram1979
cu3b411 and goose35
Thanks for the welcome guys!!
Goose35 - what do you mean be yourself? Are there a lot of fakers or scammers on the site?

Basicly saying just be you meaning don't pretend to be who your not.
Honesty is the thing. Though that doesn't allways come through as i recently found (no details other than being gossiped and lied about by someone i probably talk to most days in chat) but it was sorted in the end.
No code in what i was trying to say and if you need to kmow anything just pm me no probs.
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Quote by goram1979
Hello and welcome from us both wink
Ohhh i do :giveup: to all advances lol

Juniper_couple- Well thanks to the both of you biggrin
From your pics i can tell you both have a lot of fun lol......they look great!!!
Why, thank you very much :wink:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
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why are all the really gorgeous ones far too young and far away? redface

But he's not too young or far away from me!! :bounce: (for a change!) wink
Hello and welcome Goram wave :rascal:
Fee
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Well hello there Fee, its nice to have a felloe Scot on board. I see you're from Glasgow, not far from me :rascal: - nice one lol!! I always have good nights out in Glasgow but due to being away from Scotland the past few years I havnt been in ages so i suppose its all change these days.
You out in the city much?
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Quote by sexkittenhfx
hiya goram wave
how you doin'? :rascal:
:P

Hey sexkitten, im doing not to bad thanks.....even better since i rejoined the site, seems to be a lot of nice folk on it which is always a bonus biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Welcome Jamie/Goram1979.
Relax and enjoy - looks as though you know what this place is all about already.
Have fun!
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