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Pete_sw
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Quote by looking4_mature
So where's the bar then......???

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71007.html
right there :cheers:
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Quote by winchwench
Mik69
You could always spank me with a rolled up oatcake!
Now that IS kinky Duck....!
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I've just answerd on the phrases thread for you and thought crap now the crazy oatcake duck knows where I live be afraid mik very afraid :scared: duel bolt
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I think all the reprobates are lurking in th "didnt party enough...." thread at the mo.
Redpantherman! Teach this malteaser how to link to a thread.....theres a good 24/7 adviser...
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Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I think all the reprobates are lurking in th "didnt party enough...." thread at the mo.
Redpantherman! Teach this malteaser how to link to a thread.....theres a good 24/7 adviser...
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what? :shock:
who me?
innocent
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Mmmmmmmm, Im scanning Google Earth in the vicinity of M** **P right now, looking for your shed.....you can bolt but you cant hide mik....
I can smell your fear....
Quote by mik69
Mik69
You could always spank me with a rolled up oatcake!
Now that IS kinky Duck....!
.

I've just answerd on the phrases thread for you and thought crap now the crazy oatcake duck knows where I live be afraid mik very afraid :scared: duel :bolt: :bolt:
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Quote by winchwench
Mmmmmmmm, Im scanning Google Earth in the vicinity of M** **P right now, looking for your shed.....you can bolt but you cant hide mik....
I can smell your fear....
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That ain't fear you can smell like I said ive had a long day and the water hasn't been fetched from the well yet smile
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Mik...
Dont look now, but Ive just found your shed.....and its been painted PINK!
Call the cops! Whoops, I forgot :evil2:
Sorry hun. Will stop being horrid now! passionkiss to make amends
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Quote by winchwench
Mik...
Dont look now, but Ive just found your shed.....and its been painted PINK!
Call the cops! Whoops, I forgot :evil2:
Sorry hun. Will stop being horrid now! passionkiss to make amends
kiss apolagy accepted and as for calling the cops you know what its like around here I guess i'll have to do that crocadile dundee bush telephone thing where I swing my boomarang around my head on a bit of string :shock: now seriously I tried to word that 3 differant ways but it still sounded rude or is it just my warped mind confused
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
...Redpantherman! Teach this malteaser how to link to a thread.....theres a good 24/7 adviser...
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:crazy: where's me feckin manual???